Thursday, November 21, 2013

Blind Items Almost Revealed

March 16, 2013

This former B list comedic actor from a very hit television show has been reduced to a shell of a D lister slowly going through his big movie paychecks as he spends it all on hookers and coke.

Was on SNL. Has been married.

28 comments:

Count Jerkula said...

Kattan?

Unknown said...

Not Bill Murray !?!

sandybrook said...

I know Chevy Chase still works but he sucks so maybe its him.

Cleodacat said...

I was "almost" interested.

skimpymist said...

Chris kattan

snookiemonster said...

Kattan had big movies? How about Spade?

Del Riser said...

Kattan or Spade, Chevy strikes me as a grouchy old drunk.

texas rose said...

Spade has been on a few series and seems to work (probably already working on another pilot or movie) - this seems more like Kattan.

Pip said...

Spade works regularly. I don't think he's been married.

Topper Madison said...

Spade hasn't been married.

Kattan.

The Dude said...

Hookers and blow, thats definitely one way to go out!

MontanaMarriott said...

Rob Schneider

hippy chk said...

Norm MacDonald :(

PugsterMom said...

Kattan

Snit said...

noooooo..not Norm McDonald = ((

auntliddy said...

if its Kattan, its a shame cos he was really funny. get well my friend.

Melissa said...

Adam Sandler

125records said...

No way this is Norm MacDonald - he's never had a movie role that would have brought him a big paycheck. Ditto Kattan -- "Corky Romano" was over 10 years ago. Also, he seems to maintain a pretty rigorous stand-up comedy touring schedule, which would hard to do if you're strung out on drugs. Rob Schneider has had well documented financial problems, and has had big paydays from the "Deuce Bigalo" films as well as some of the movies he did with Sandler, so I'd say he's the best guess so far. Schneider was in the news last month when he loudly proclaimed that he is now a Republican, which seems like he might be angling for a spot on Fox News or conservative radio.

B. Profane said...

Could be either Kattan or Schneider. Schneider is married though. But he's also worked a lot more than Kattan. Plus he had some kind of tiff with Adam Sandler not long ago and was dropped from Grown-Ups 2. Sandler is known to have little tolerance for serious druggies.

Mama Bear said...

Fred Armisen

Aggie said...
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Aggie said...

Kattan was married. Quickie divorce. I'll go with him.

Meanie Rhysie said...

Was he in skits or was it sketches?

Pip said...

Kattan was in the Mango skits. Do you remember Night at the Roxbury? That originated as a skit with Kattan and Will Ferrell. I don't think Corky Ramano was ever part of a skit on SNL. I thought the skits with Mango were hilarious. He's a funny guy. Most of his skits were a success. Skit.

Land Manatee said...

Omg! Hope it's not Kattan. He was one of my top favorites and funniest on SNL. Sooooo funny.

Sandy said...

Mike Myers. Neither Kattan or MacDonald had any movie success, and Spade was only in those Chris Farley movies. Also, he was on that terrible sitcom with Patrick Warburton until recently.

It's Myers. He made a shitload of money in films and has not been around for several years now. Oh, and I'm sure all the hookers are male.

AnalogExperience said...

It's Kattan. Just spent a few minutes scouring the web no success- for video of him being really bizarre on some local TV morning show thing. It was painful to watch. Yes it's him, no doubt.

di butler said...

@Del Riser, David has a net worth of between 30-50 mil. He has made serious bank steadily since the 90s, with movies, couple of tv shows. He's also a cool dude.
This is is most likely Kattan.