Thursday, November 21, 2013

Did Kendall Jenner Select Harry Styles As Her Ray J?

You know how Harry Styles and Taylor Swift have supposedly been secretly dating again which would defy all logic of the universe? Their secret relationship had grown to the point where Taylor was doing her house buying thing by buying one in Harry's neighborhood instead of actually just moving in with the guy. Well, apparently to really fool the entire world Harry has hatched a master plan. He has decided to become Kendall Jenner's Ray J.

Last night Kendall and her 18 year old nipples went to dinner with Harry Styles. Tell me that Kris Jenner didn't orgasm for a day straight when she found out Harry was taking her daughter out. There is NOTHING in this world that Kris Jenner would love more than a quick Vegas wedding for the couple. Televised of course. They could use a hidden camera or something and really make it special. Immediately following the ceremony the camera would then record the couple having sex. It would make millions and Kris Jenner would pray every night for a little Harry and she wouldn't make him live under the stairs but in the garage with Bruce where they would grow ponytails together and talk about the glory days. Since the baby would have none, Bruce would do all the talking.

32 comments:

Henriette said...

She better have a dick for Harry.

Alabama said...

This Enty is funny.

Seachica said...

"You know how Harry Styles and Taylor Swift have supposedly been secretly dating again which would defy all logic of the universe?"

Um, no, I didn't know that. Because I stopped reading Tiger Beat when I turned 15.

Kristin said...

Please not my dimpled crumpet!! How does PMK do this???

Folly said...

I haven't heard those rumors. Then again, I don't read J-14.

Henriette said...

So Kendall wants to be a beard like Taylor Swift? At least she gets to keep her clothes on. I guess she saw Kim's set-up and thought it was easier in the long run.

Renoblondee said...

Lol Enty.

audrey said...

Second day in a row we've gotten a post on this twit. I guess now that she is legal there will be one every day, replacing one of her more boring older half sisters--most likely the one that isn't Kim or the tall one.

Henriette said...

I like the Big Foot sightings the best.

Nutty_Flavor said...

He probably saw her nipples in the media yesterday, saw something he liked, gave her a call yesterday afternoon and they had dinner in the evening. All 5 of them - her two nipples, and Harry's three.

Megley said...

Enty's posts used to be somewhat interesting; now, he/she/them/it are scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Megley said...

And Henriette's right--she better have a dick.

Bacon Ranch said...

Hahaha Nutty! Now whenever I see Harry, I'm going to think "nubbin".

skimpymist said...

It seems that this enty is on PMK speed dial because we get a daily article of the trashians.

Harry Knuckles said...

Apparently all of PMK's money makers have been schooled in the use of the strap-on. That skill will come in handy for Kendall, because, you know, Harry is gay.

__-__=__ said...

Well, at least the grammar improved.

JSierra said...

You are trying really hard to make this Kendall jenner thing happen.

MISCH said...

Maybe being a beard seems appealing to her.

TinselSass said...

I'm battling the impact of a cretinous liar at work so while posting is rare, thanks to all of you for daily laughs and doses of smart humanity. A few shout outs to VIPBlond, HarryKnuckles, CountJerkula, RenoBlondee, ParisSucksLiterally, TalksTooMuch, JSierra, BartonFink, JasonBlueEyes... Ugly endings to lying stupid bullies!

MISCH said...

@TinselSass

Hope you get the best of that lowlife….
There always seems to be one at every workplace that makes everyone else miserable .

hollywood dime said...

This is kinda tacky and gross. Really? Trying to make a sex tape happen on a teenaged girl? You can't just report they went on a date. Stop making me defend the Kardashians.

cece said...

I thought he was gay?

ThisIKnow said...

Just a publicity stunt to get attention. Didn't the other young Jenner girl also date a pop star for a heartbeat awhile ago?

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

Because they both look so thrilled

Renoblondee said...

Good luck @Tinsel! Sorry about the jerk!

TinselSass said...

Thanks @MISCH and @Renoblondee... I have a low threshold for stupid bully liars but good gigs are not easy to find... Onward!

ian mcgrinty said...

Some people are desperate for Harry Styles to be gay...

Sherry said...

What no shout out to Sherry? God I must be boring..Oh well.. Good luck with the jerk TinselSass!

I seriously wonder if anyone in the public eye is actually really dating. So cynical now.

auntliddy said...

What, now Entular makes shit up? The real shit is bad enough!

liberty harlow said...

And in other news, kylie Jenner and will smiths kid were spotted leaving a Scientology centre in LA where they had just spent 2 hours. PMK has clearly been working overtime on making these two kids interesting now that Kim has gone into semi retirement

Lola said...

This made me giggle out loud.

Julie said...

wonder if we can have a Kardashian free February again like last year. Please, Enty, Please