Monday, January 13, 2014

Blind Item #10 - Golden Globes - Easy Easy Easy

On Saturday night this A list celebrity spent a ton of money on his A list mostly movie actress wife. She begged and pleaded for him to buy it for her. She doesn't ever spend her own money on anything. He bought it and apparently expected some sex that night which might be understandable considering he spent almost $1M. He didn't get any sex and none the next morning and by the time the Globes occurred our celebrity was in a really bad mood and he was openly fighting with his wife in a very subtle classy kind of way. Apparently this is not the first thing he has bought her recently to try and make her happy and it was not his choice to move to LA and for two married people they hate was palpable.

41 comments:

VIPblonde said...

Martin / Goopy

Sugar said...

D'oh! I could not think of who this could be! Of course it's Goopy and Chris.

Unknown said...

and what did he buy her???!!!

VIPblonde said...

I don't know how $650K gets rounded up to a million, but okay

Count Jerkula said...

If I was in that situation, I would slip out of the house the next and return the item.

Dave said...

Were Urban / Kidman at the Globes?

Unknown said...

Thanks @VIP!

rosie riveter said...

I bet shes a terrible lay

Seven of Eleven said...

Goopy bought a Banksy. I am so not surprised.

s.breezy29 said...

Goopy definitely seems like the ungrateful type!

Sherry said...

Doesn't Chris have a girlfriend anyway?

Hell I'm lucky if I get a dinner out and I still out out for the man.

Karen said...

Does anyone else think that spouses are supposed to have sex to show their love for each other, not in exchange for expensive presents? I can't imagine being more turned off than if I was told to put out because I got a gift.

nevermindthat said...

Oh Come on now. Who was in their bedroom to know that they didn't have sex, better yet who did Chris tell who went running back to one of Enty's spies. I call foul on this one.

-P said...

Thanks Karen! I'm with you. I am definitely in favor of more people having more sex, but not in exchange for...stuff.

Renoblondee said...

My husband, who is not astute at celebs made me rewind last night. He said, "did you see Gwen and Chris fighting?" I rewound and saw her slinging open a vodka bottle and they both had bitch face.

ninotchka said...

Reno, I know exactly the moment you're talking about. Banksy or no Banksy, Mr. and Mrs. Martin were not enjoying each other's company.

Rach Around said...

My husband world get laid 10 times over in a day for a Banksy

sandybrook said...

Good for him.

MISCH said...

Not surprised she pays for nothing….not one bit.

Kimba said...

They never do press, red carpet together, and suddenly over the past few weeks, we see them on vacay, at the art auction, the globes.....yes, when our hubs take notice, as mine did too, you know there's trouble in "paradise! paradise! paradise......ohh, ohh, oh, yoyyya"
Dam, totally have song in mind now, thanks Enty!

urban chaos said...

Is it wrong that I like Chris Martin? Cause I do! ;) He should really divorce the frigid Goop already.

ms snarky said...

@urban - second that. third that. one hundred times that.
Chris can do so much better than that limp rag.

NomNom83 said...

Totes Martin and Paltrow. I just think she's hungry from the cleanse, though.

Ah, and Enty continues to find new ways to bewilder and disappoint:

A wife owes her husband sex within 24 hours for buying her something? Oh, yeah, that's definitely a recipe for a happy union. Alllllll their problems would be solved if she just fell in with this rule. "I bought you graffiti, now fuck me!" Maybe being an insolent brat and blowing $650k on spray-paint "art" is what put her in a foul mood? Oh, that's right, she MADE him buy it. With HIS money. Maybe she's a total B but, I'm sorry, why do we all pity this supposed pushover?

You can "openly [fight] with [your] wife in a very subtle classy kind of way"? Openly? Yet subtley? That's some Jedi Mindtrick business right there.

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NapAssasin said...

I totally saw that moment also. Like they couldn't stand to be next to each other. It was painfully obvious!

Amartel said...

NomNom, it's not a matter of "owing". He did something nice for her. She should reciprocate. In fact, she shouldn't withhold in the first place. Anyone hungry enough for sex to drop that amount of money (I don't care how rich you already are) in the hopes of getting some sex is being seriously deprived.

goes in circles said...

Maybe Goop told him he'd get some if he bought it and then reneged on her part of the deal.
I don't expect gifts for sex, only special sex. Even if I like it.

NomNom83 said...

@Amartel: Enty wrote "He bought it and apparently expected some sex that night which might be understandable considering he spent almost $1M."

That's some straight-up "owing", right there.

Buying stuff with the expectation of getting something in return? No, that is not "nice". Being generous/kind/intimate with each other on an on-going basis -- without keeping score -- because you like making each other happy, THAT'S nice.

Also: You do realize that this blind would require intimate knowledge of this couple's sex life as well as whose bank account the money came from?

The only logical explanations I can think of are that Enty either took a half-second screenshot and made up a back-story OR s/he's hiding under their bed and hacked their accounts.

Cory said...

I would think if a woman "begged and pleaded" for her husband to buy her an expensive present her gratitude when he did would show itself in giving him what he wanted. Many women would have sex for a Banksy and she's married to the guy. It seems that sex would be a very small thing to ask of her.

Groovy said...

He at least should've gotten a blow job. I agree with Enty. That's some bullshit.

auntliddy said...

Not a fan of hers, but they did look happy together. Everything else fits tho.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

They looked miserable.

Rhody said...

I'm with Nevermindthat. How did Enty get this info so fast? This is a made-up blind if ever there was one. And I'm an Anti-Goop so it hurts to type this.

Sprink said...

I really, really want this marriage to last...happily. Call me a cock-eyed optimist!

ninotchka said...

This marriage is already over, cockeyed optimist, sorry. She's not moving to LA for the weather.

I don't know why he bought the Banksy but there is an army of household staff who know on a daily basis whether or not the Martins are fucking. One of them talking is not outrageously impossible.

B. Profane said...

The obvious answer was that Martin was bitching about being stiffed on poon at one of the GG after parties. I don't find that so implausible.

Shark Week said...

He probably did.

Shark Week said...

When she was just a girl, she expected the world...

Shark Week said...

He probably did.

Hegg said...

BUYing sex in a marriage? Really? I think this is completely unhealthy.

MadLyb said...

Her cleanse sounds pretty strict. Sperm is probably a no-no. (snicker)