Sunday, March 30, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

December 12, 2012

This A+ list all movie actor who is an Academy award winner/nominee is not allowed to use nannies while his actress wife is out of town. It is not that she thinks he will sleep with the nannies, because she has made sure to hire ones he is not interested in, but is afraid that if the nannies are taking care of the kids then our actor will be free to do what he loves to do most. Cheat. So, she has him with the kids non-stop and gives the nannies paid vacations when she is gone.

Ben Affleck

34 comments:

NaughtyNurse said...

Smart but sad.

Kristin Wigs said...

@Sugar got this!

Lady Heisenberg said...

Every woman's dream: to have to organize our children's schedules deliberately in ways which minimize the likelihood that an alleged serial cheater will continue his determined quest to score some strange.
#imfuckingbenaffleck
#ifthereisawillthereisaway

headrot said...

been there, done that

Lady Heisenberg said...
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Lady Heisenberg said...

Yay @Sugar. I think she's still mad no one claimed the Efron email Enty posted. Come back!

Beetlejuice said...

I sent the Efron email.

Robert said...

How they live is up to them, of course, but I'll be damned if I'd live like that.

Sugar said...

Fuck yeah bitches! I got one and I got it first! I sort of blew my wad on the Zac rebuttal on Friday so I've been recovering all weekend.
Off to brunch to drink mimosas now! Y'all have fun with headrot.

TalksTooMuch said...

That just sounds exhausting. And sad. Deliberately using your kiddos as c&^* blocks. Also, there is ALWAYS a way.

Violet said...

See all those activities that kids do? And when they're at school? Loads of time to get up to no good. And it's probably even easier when Jen's at home.

There's nothing like a lack of trust to make a happy marriage (insert some wise nodding here).

Steampunk Jazz said...

Sorry, no compassion for Ben. I think that is pretty clever way to have Ben become primary in their childrens' lives. Its not like she takes off all the time, this is no hardship.

Ri said...

@Lady Heisenberg... LOL!!!! #ImRightThereWithYou
#AllOverThatShit

sandybrook said...

Well at least Jen trusts him enough to take care of the kids, gotta look at the bright side.

Anonymous said...

Whoa! We all thought a guy wrote it!

Carol said...

Is he really a cheater? I'm sick to hear this. He has a beautiful wife, three beautiful children, a good life - why Ben????

auntliddy said...

Smart. She knows her man.

Kelly said...

I wouldn't wanna live like that.

aemish said...

Jennifer will leave when she's ready.

WritergirlinLa said...

Ditto that.

Leekalicious said...

Well said, TTM. If Ben is only staying home with the kids because he has to, that is terrible for the kids, bc they will pick up on that. Normal dads want to be with their kids.

Leekalicious said...

@Lady H. I think the Efron letter was JSierra's doing.

Lil P said...

Agreed! Call up your mom and say can you watch the kids?

Unknown said...

Well i guess , that Jen Garner is fighting as best as she can to keep that marriage and to keep Ben Affleck focus on her, she wont care if it is denigrating forcing someone being with you , because it is clear In hollywood marriage is also a business and this couple has learned that and I think that is why Ben haven´t ask for divorce now that he got marries with this women people start to says he has done good , he´s a family guy and that this women (Jen G.) is the best and its great house wive , and he doesnt want to be came again the bad person who split with this wonderful" house wife"

MrPresident said...

Both are cheaters, don't feel sorry

Mark Kaepplein said...

Reminds me of a time when we needed a new housemate. This mid 30's non-milf came to see the room for her 18ish AuPair from Turnkey in skin tight clothes dripping sexuality and pheromones so she would have less opportunity with her husband. Mama bears protect their families!

MadLyb said...

Off to find the Efron letter, but suspect I may have already made a stupid comment on it. :(

di butler said...

Reading the old comments surprised me. People still don't know that the Affleck/Garner marriage is built on blind eyes and wobbly stilts? Yikes. He has banged his way thru H'wood and she has known this for a long, long time. They seem to be ok w it, or choose to live it, so I guess that's what they both agreed was acceptable to them. Whatevs

PJ said...

I gotta say with a huge giggle, Garner for the win on this one! (Although, why even stay married in this type of situation??)

Looks like all those stories she's known for telling about Ben being a "super hands-on, full time dad" while she's away working turn out to be true :D

Unknown said...

Sounds like a marriage made in heaven - don't trust your husband so have to devise ways to keep him busy. She must really feel loved.

Unknown said...

Sounds like a marriage made in heaven - don't trust your husband so have to devise ways to keep him busy. She must really feel loved.

Unknown said...

They've both been pushing this sham marriage for years, Garner even more than Affleck. Between the two of them I prefer him.

Aoife said...

I think a lot of people got this one. If you have to work so hard at a relationship...oh never mind. Maybe it's because I'm old and my bullsh*t meter is set very low.

Unknown said...

On this story, Jenniffer Garner is the one on good position , because of picture as the victim here,she love his husband and want to keep family and him, he is a cheat who want to destroy the family, but i bet Ben Affleck feel stuck,imprisoned, trapped on that marriage , maybe Jen is a manipulating Bitch, maybe she is just fight hard to keep the marriage because is profitable for her and so she keeps being A list celebrity , maybe its that, what you think?

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