Wednesday, September 03, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

February 12, 2014

This singer/celebrity is almost A list. She has an A list voice and is A list sweet but somehow she is always alone. Whenever she meets someone she instantly thinks it is going to be love forever and acts accordingly. This results in her getting burned all the time. She has spent thousands of dollars on people she dates and never lest anyone pay. She is constantly cheated on and doesn't do anything about it. She lets people walk all over her and keeps repeating the same mistakes. Even though she has all these bad things happen to her she is rarely the person who breaks up. She is the one who is always dumped and the one who keeps her wallet open even after being left. With her band members and crew members she is always outgoing and friendly but never does anything with them. She doesn't want them to think she is trying to be a boss when they are not working so ends up being on the road alone. In a hotel room or a movie theatre and just shows up when it is time to work. Her rider is one of the shortest in the industry because she doesn't want people put out by her demands and never takes free things or swag.

Ellie Goulding

42 comments:

VIPblonde said...

Nailed it!

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Interesting. I'll have to pay her some attention.

shiro said...

Sad. I've been in this position, and it's a self esteem issue. She must have gone through some pretty heavy stuff to allow this to happen so frequently. Hopefully she finds a away to turn things around

Uhhhh... said...

VIP FTW

The Real Dragon said...

EXPLOSION.

Karen said...

Well, we know Ed Sheeran didn't write this blind.

sandybrook said...

She sounds very likeable but she sounds also like she needs to relax and be herself a bit more. Something about that story makes me think shes a bit upright and brings this on to herself

sandybrook said...

*uptight*

Brea Lowe said...

Love love love Ellie Goulding!

teresa crane said...

Me too @Brea

She deserves better

Keep doing you Ellie!!

Zach said...

"Burned" I see.

she seems like a sweetheart. File this under kindness!

Renoblondee said...

Love her voice, and glad to hear she's a good person.

Zoe Cialite said...

Now, I love her all the more!

Count Jerkula said...

Who?

I really shouldn't have to ask who if a bim is purported to be A List.

Jordan T said...

One of my favorites!!!! I just adore her music

AIP said...

But hasn't she been going out with Dougie from McFly since last year?

T. E. Cuz said...

yeah what about ed sheeran?

@count she is a-list in the music/pop/edm world

Haywood Jablomee said...

Ignore her Count, too old for you. She's months outside of your preferred strike zone.

Habibti said...

The british Kelly Clarkson...Ellie Goulding. Dont worry Ellie. Kelly managed to snag a husband and you can too!

Count Jerkula said...

@Haywood: Nah, I just checked, she's 27, right down the middle of the plate. As I'm nearing 40, I been thinking of targeting 25-35.

Kinda like adopting a dog from a shelter, it would be nice to have something pre trained (housebroken, sit, stay, come, roll over, play dead) and not have to do the heavy lifting involved w/ getting a puppy. Plus, if the dog was neglected then a full bowl of food, warm bed and a lil bit of affection would make it quickly bond with you and make it eager to please.

sugarbread maker said...

ed would beg to differ

Groggy said...

Just sayin', contrast this blind reveal with the one about that a-hole Kanye West.

Haywood Jablomee said...

By 35, you don't mean an 18 y.o. and a 17 yr. old tandem bicycle teammates?

CanadianMiss said...

I don't care for her music, but glad she's not an asshole. Poor girl. :(

FlirtyChick74 said...

I thought you were older Count.

Count Jerkula said...

@Haywood: For an evening of passion, sure, but not to bring home or even give accurate contact info.

@Flirty: You must have been fooled by the salt n peppa appearing in my hair and beard. If I shave and put on a hat, I could probably pass for younger. Maybe early 30s instead of very late 30s.

Yoj said...

@Count Jerkula
You've clearly been a corrupting influence on me, Count, as I now find your comments endearing and funny. I'm hoping this new tolerance of mine is unique to you and CDaN, as I don't want to start dating arseholes.

JenSacks said...

I can't believe that troll Skrillex cheated on her. Ugh.

Lissette said...

Sorry. I happen to know FOR A FACT she has cheated at least once in her relationships (she kind of admitted to it as well). She's not the poor me girl she's trying to sell. TRUST

Essie said...

I have no clue who this person is but she sounds very sad.

Ay said...

@Lissette

I don't know anything about Ellie Goulding but I bet you have a point. People who allow this type of treatment over and over may feel they deserve it...and they just may.

Shake Bake said...

You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your Prince.

Count Jerkula said...

Jeez, Yoj. Yesterday you consider me only to be B List, and now today you call me an arsehole. I thought we wuz cool. Why ya gotta be so hurtful?

Yoj said...

@Count Jerkula
A B-list actor, but an A++ CDaN commenter/fappening corespondent and I did NOT call you an arsehole. I expressed concern that my affection for you might make me vulnerable to common variety creeps.
You are the only endearing pervert I've ever (sort of) met. If I were ever to meet an Irish/Scottish, bearded Count Jerkalike I'd... well, initially I'd probably hide, but eventually take him home (but never to meet the parents).

hothotheat said...

She's dating Dougie from McFly who's past GF's have walked all over him so maybe this is a good match.

Count Jerkula said...

I don't know Yoj. I read the words of your explanation, but they have been unsuccessful in mending my wounded heart. I don't know if it was the feeling of betrayal or that my ego is so fragile, but the hurt ran deep. A breast w/ "COUNT" written on it may begin the healing process. If that is too forward, then possibly a buttcheek would do. I don't know, it has been a long time since I felt this way. I don't have any firm answers.

Yoj said...

@Count Jerkula
Of course, Count. It's the least I can do. Chicken or turkey?

Count Jerkula said...

@Yoj: That is what you call your breasts? I figured you for a Thelma and Louise girl. I don't know. I guess the left one, since I'm left nippled myself.

Yoj said...

@Count Jerkula
No, Morecambe and Wise, since one's bigger than the other and gets more laughs. You only have one nipple?

A girl said...

Right! She cheated on Ed Sheeran and didn't even acknowledge they were together, and if i rmb correctly she also cheated on skrillex. The source for this blind must be her friend! She's not innocent.

Emily May said...

Agreed.

Count Jerkula said...

@Yoj: No, silly. I got 2 nipples. I'm left nipple dominant. If I need something extra to go over the top, left nipple is where its at. The right one is as useless.