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Friday, September 19, 2014

Keanu Reeves Woke Up To A Stalker In His House

Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock shared the movie Speed and now they share one other thing in common. In the span of a few months they each have had a stalker get inside their home in the middle of the night. Earlier this week Keanu woke up to a sound in his house at 4am. I would have pulled a Sandra and locked myself in a room and called the cops. Keanu though went in search of the noise and found a woman seated in a chair in his library. He started talking to her and while talking to her called police who came and arrested the woman and sent her to get mentally evaluated. It sounds like he handled it far better than I would have. The person broke into your house so you never know if perhaps they have some type of weapon and that they think they were sent by God or something. Just call the police and lock yourself in until the police come.

63 comments:

Unknown said...: Keanu <3 dreamy, even when dealing with stalkers.; 8:16 AM
Brenda L said...: What is it with all these people stalking? Sheesh.; 8:18 AM
MISCH said...: Wow, he sounds like a good man to keep around…; 8:18 AM
Murphy said...: He may have reacted differently if the stalker was a man.; 8:18 AM
Unknown said...: ...scary; 8:18 AM
DomBarbie said...: Just once I would like to wake up with Keanu in my library stalking me, maybe he would even have a mushy burrito in his pocket for sharesies. I wouldn't call the cops tho, I would spank and bed that bad boy.; 8:18 AM
Dena said...: I'd love to stalk him, I mean talk to him...what's his address?; 8:20 AM
Seven of Eleven said...: I'm really quite surprised E didn't say anything about how Keanu knows how to handle stalkers since he apparently is one himself. Right, Charlize? Oh wait...; 8:21 AM
RxDee, Blee Blah said...: wait hasnt keanu been in blinds for stalking others before lol?; 8:21 AM
FrenchGirl said...: @Seven of Eleven
Maybe because it was a BS made-up blind llike Enty knows to write them; 8:23 AM
ItsCourtneyD said...: So he's a stalker who also gets stalked...?; 8:25 AM
Jessi said...: Just let me state for the record, it was not me!!; 8:26 AM
ladybaus said...: I don't believe this story/ No way Keanu has a library
Anyone see his latest movie called Generation Um? SO STUPID!; 8:28 AM
LottaColada said...: Wasn't me!; 8:28 AM
MeanieRhysie said...: Wasn't me either, Jessi!

Wow, he's calm, cool and collected, or what? I suspect it would have been a wee bit different if it'd been a man.; 8:29 AM
Gertie Raus said...: I think Keanu gets better looking with age...damn, he fine.; 8:30 AM
Sherry said...: Yeah remember how there were stories that Keanu was the stalker and the the stalkee? No one believed them however.

I think Keanu is just a quiet keep to himself (unless your neighbor is lonely) kind of guy.; 8:31 AM
Unknown said...: Just once I would like to wake up with Keanu in my bed stalking me,; 8:31 AM
LottaColada said...: @Dolphy, oh yes. He's 50! His birthday was this a few weeks ago. I swear, it wasn't me!; 8:34 AM
Seven of Eleven said...: Methinks the lady doth protest too much. :b Don't worry, Lotta, I'll take him off your hands.; 8:37 AM
Just Another HR Lady said...: Keanu is a very smart man, don't let his "dumb guy" roles fool you.

Thoughts from his costars:
Keanu is not Bill and Ted; 8:38 AM
DomBarbie said...: Keanu Reeves. In the bedroom. With a burrito :-) Or a McDonalds breakfast muffin. Damn, I could really go for a sausage and egg mcmuffin right now!; 8:39 AM
sandybrook said...: Its Sean Penn stalking him. Hes getting payback for Charlize.; 9:01 AM
auntliddy said...: I love him alot.; 9:05 AM
The Real Dragon said...: Oh hell no; 9:07 AM
AnonPLS said...: I was going to ask was this you @Lotta!!! Hahaha; 9:15 AM
Beetlejuice said...: Welcome to CDAN, where the blinds are made up and the reveals don't matter!; 9:18 AM
Frosty said...: Maybe she's his foreign tax deduction wife whom he supposedly never seen!; 9:24 AM
Seven of Eleven said...: Oooh, good point, @Frosty! We should ask his accountant!; 9:27 AM
AnonPLS said...: Poor Keanu! Just think its funny because on the last post we talked about Keanu I said he's not stalking anyone if anything he's being stalked and here it is! Yet another stalker!; 9:32 AM
skippy said...: Keanu reads??; 9:37 AM
Just Another HR Lady said...: Keanu was so funny, so smart, so generous, and he introduced me to some of the greatest books I've ever read. He changed the way I think about men in a big way. The men on this film were the first guys I've had as really good friends.

- Carrie-Anne Moss (costar, Matrix trilogy); 9:43 AM
Unknown said...: "The men on this film were the first guys I've had as really good friends."--HR Lady

Carrie was good friends with an old boss of mine. she invited my boss to lunch with her and Fishburne. I totally believe this.; 9:47 AM
Chelle said...: Lol I remember that one!; 9:50 AM
Just Another HR Lady said...: Thanks Virginia, nice to know!; 9:50 AM
Frosty said...: @Seven of Eleven - yeah yeah, she was probably all, Hey man, I didn't know I was married to a big star, until I took the change I had begged here in District 9 and went to a cyber cafe and found Cdan. Set me up in a rich apartment like you do with your strippers, while you're out stalking Charlize!!!; 9:51 AM
Gertie Raus said...: Ha! I love it...low-profile Keanu Reeve's version of a mic drop.; 10:00 AM
Unknown said...: @Dolphy
lol; 10:01 AM
Jessi said...: I will have to redo my laminated list! I can't believe I forgot to put Keanu on there! The Horror!!; 10:02 AM
Just Another HR Lady said...: @Jessi, he's been on mine for about 20 years. Lol; 10:04 AM
crila16 said...: Huh...how did a crazy chick just break into his house, unless she's a pro at breaking into houses? He's a celeb, and I'm sure he must have some sort of security system.

And...if she were truly smart, she would have broken in during the Speed through Matrix era. He's not as hot as he used to be.; 10:09 AM
trainrides said...: Wow. Oddly enough, I was just reading yesterday Keanu's AMA on Reddit

gulpeg:
Hey Keanu. In 1993 I went to LA, and on my way back from illegally visiting the Hollywood sign, I accidentally landed in your yard. Metallica was blaring on your stereo as you were fixing your Norton motorcycle. I asked you for the quickest way out to get a cab, and you pointed towards your fence. My friend and I were a little star struck, and just stood there. You said that you'd offer us a ride, but showed your dirty hands to show you were busy. I then asked you if you were the guy from Bill and Ted's and you replied with a "kyaaa".
I know it was a short interaction, and I was most likely bothering you, but I still wanted to thank you for that..
I also remember your garage door windows were spray painted with "merry Christmas" and "Joyeux Noel"
Edit: just remembered it was a Norton motorcycle

KeanuReeves:
Sorry I couldn't give you a ride!

mcpoopybutt:
Good Guy Keanu:
Apologizes because he couldn't give tresspassers a ride home.; 10:16 AM
califblondy said...: Oh ya, thanks for the REmind.; 11:24 AM
auntliddy said...: Train, now I re-love him!; 11:52 AM
Lynda kiss said...: I don't buy that he stalked her. She probably started the rumor herself just to save face. Keanu wanted his own kids not her adopted baby; 12:18 PM
MinPinGirl said...: Neo is the One!; 12:29 PM
Unknown said...: He has a house? I thought he lived on a bench in the park. I mean, if some woman came and sat on the next bench over in the middle of the night would that really qualify as breaking in?; 1:22 PM
Unknown said...: Keanu is an intelligent, generous, sensitive and truly beautiful man. Sigh.; 3:23 PM
Lady Heisenberg said...: Thanks a trillion @trainrides! That was awesome! Keanu should have washed them hands and given those Redditors a ride on yo train!!!; 3:50 PM
ladybaus said...: yeah he is easy on the eye and he may be nice and intelligent but he cant act worth shit. His movies are shit too---the only good one I can think of is A Scanner Darkly (I didn't like the Matrix); 3:54 PM
MinPinGirl said...: Derek I think Keanu must be like Jennifer Anniston (to some people anyway). Even though they aren't that great (excellent!) at acting, people still love them and want to see them. I'm 50/50 on Keanu'smovies I think. Some stuff makes me lose my mind - like his God AWFUL acting/accent in Dracula. If I had to hear him say Budapest one more time I was gonna scream. Guilty pleasures are Speed and I love him in Parenthood (love Martha Plimpton too). He was bad in Dangerous Liasons as well but I'll still watch a lot of his movies. It's a sickness. (Point Break was a good one too!); 4:48 PM
Rome said...: Fuck that. Shoot the bitch. A lot.; 5:00 PM
Alexa Rose said...: Someone needs a better security system.; 5:42 PM
correy said...: Now if these incidents had happened two years apart from each other, I would be spooked, or believe they were really meant for each other.; 6:32 PM
ladybaus said...: @Lady---The younger generation seriously distresses me----I was watching TCM when I was a teen! and I aint no intellectual lol
Also have you not seen A Scanner Darkly? It is a must see for you! You are all about the war on meth etc--this ones right up your ally! xo

@Ming---yeah I hear ya---but Keanu does have a cool factor that Jenn could never/will never have---I don't mind Jenn A I don't mind Keanu---and Point Break was pretty rad as well---and My Own Private Idaho (gross movie but a must see); 7:27 PM
Lady Heisenberg said...: Oh Scanner Darkly was epic! I need to watch that one again :); 8:11 PM
Unknown said...: If that happened to me I would spent a massive amount of money on a state of the art security system. If he already has I would call them and tell them to get their asses back out and fix it.(unless he didn't set it); 8:42 PM
Unknown said...: One of my favorite all-time movies is "Point Break" with Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swayze. I *loved* that movie. An adrenaline rush but not terminally stupid like most action films.; 9:10 PM
MinPinGirl said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; 10:12 PM
MinPinGirl said...: Ben Harp: Do you think that taxpayers would like it, Utah, if they knew that they were paying a federal agent to surf and pick up girls?
Johnny Utah: Babes.
Ben Harp: I beg your pardon?
Johnny Utah: The correct term is "babes", sir.; 10:16 PM
TheTruthIsOutThere said...: Trainrides, are you the same Trainride from the Anna Nicole Smith discussion sites?; 12:05 AM
Unknown said...: + a condo in nyc, and a house in toronto...; 4:54 AM
trainrides said...: @TheTruth Sorry, just read this. Nope, I'm a different train :) I haven't been on an Anna Nicole Smith discussion.; 10:55 AM

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