Thursday, October 09, 2014

OJ Simpson Could Have HIV From Transsexual Prison Hookup

The National Enquirer loves a good OJ Simpson story and this week they interviewed a former prisoner who is transsexual and hooked up with OJ in prison. According to the former prisoner she was in charge of delivering prison laundry to the other prisoners and would flirt with OJ and they would tease each other. One day she said things got out of hand and she ended up performing oral sex on OJ in an unprotected fashion despite knowing she was HIV+. She admits that maybe she should have told him before they got started and that it wasn't the safest thing to do, but hey, she managed to get her video confession out to the world and maybe Hank Baskett would be interested in getting with her. I could see a whole other season of Hank And Kendra as Kendra learns about Hank's affair and they could tease the HIV tests all season. Casper Smart probably already tried, but no one wants to watch a reality show about him. 

53 comments:

SugarTitz said...

Oh rats..

MontanaMarriott said...

Now I am far from a medical professional but I believe he has low potential for transmission as being the reciever in fellatio, unless the trannie had extensive bleeding in her mouth during the act. But again I am no doc so I could be wrong.

Gayeld said...

It's truly amazing how little I care about OJ's health and HIV status. While I agree with Montana that the chances are incredibly low, it would serve him right. But someone needs to throw the tranny back in jail, because I'm fairly certain there are laws against knowingly exposing someone to HIV with telling them.

Unknown said...

Always practice safe sex, kids.

Katie said...

Omg the chances of him contracting hiv from a blowjob are almost nil. He would have to be having a herpes outbreak and have open sores on his penis to get it.

SugarTitz said...

This just blows!!

spacecowboy78 said...

@ Montana - you are correct. Oral to genital HIV transmission is exceedingly rare, if even possible. It's theoretical at best when the insertive partner is HIV negative, open sores or not. It's a very unstable virus.

kris said...

LMAO @sugarbread maker

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

I think I have read here or somewhere else that national enquirer is not the most reliable of the sources, with headlines like that, I can't imagine why.

Now! said...

Just read in a Michael Jackson bio that after OJ's acquittal, OJ stayed with MJ at Neverland for awhile. OJ needed to drop out of sight, and Neverland was a good place to do it.

Its just U said...

Wow. This whole post is about as informed and enlightened as the first 15 minutes of Eddie Murphy's Delirious.
At least that was in the 80's and there was an excuse.

Sherry said...

Thank you IJU. Such BS I can't believe anyone printed that.

SugarTitz said...

National enquirer was right about Jon Edwards love child.. He denied it and threatened to sue for 3 years.

They were right about farrah Fawcett too.. Not always circus stuff from ne..

Rosie riveter said...

Big woo

SugarTitz said...

Maybe it went farther than bjs and he had full on anal but the Tran was afraid to give to much detail outside of prison.

Sherry said...

Sugartits a broken clock is right twice a day. I will give it the Edwards affair.

Sherry said...

What I find disturbing mostly is that they house transgender women with the male population. I find this discrimination. Or do they not and this entire story is horseshit?

Kno Won said...

If after all these years, anyone who still buys the concept of HIV being transmitted by receiving a BJ is simply stupid. (see also vaccination/autism, climate change denier, birthers) Unless, as above, both participants are actively bleeding at the time.
I'm not doubting he contracted HIV (because how would I know?), but I refuse to believe he contracted it in this specific fashion. Nope.
I'll take unprotected anal sex for $500, Alex.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Gurhl delivered the Dirty Laundry.

figgy said...

^^Seconding everything @Kno Won Uno said. Sheesh.

Zilla3 said...

As much as I believe OJ doesn't deserve any kind of happy ending, The Enquirer has a track record of hysterical headlines regarding his health. The last one was that he had a brain tumor and months to live. I wonder what the next story will be.

Dasha said...

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auntliddy said...

What a sordid life ha leads. I dont care ehst happens ti him, but id watch that laundry if i was an inmate, thats for sure.

SugarTitz said...

Technically she's a man.. and I'm not sure she was housed with OJ but delivered laundry to his cell block.
Don't watch enough prison shows to know the specifics of how prison works..
My only insight into prison is oitnb.

SugarTitz said...

OJ getting his happy ending is what started this..

Unknown said...

Amen Jack ducky.

Unknown said...

But Sherry, it comes from a vanguard of truth & factual, ethical reporting!

Unknown said...

Sherry, the Justice system is stil pretty fucked up. If somebody is pre-op then they are still considered to be whatever gender is on their birth certificate.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

"OJ Simpson Scores HIV By Getting Clean Bed Sheets Delivered Every Day"

Studio54 said...

Karma for double murder!

Gayeld said...

*snort*

*wiping Go Girl off screen*

AnonPLS said...

And they were right about Tiger Woods too

Astra Worthington said...

The Enquirer also did a lot of really good reporting on OJ's murder case, and trial. They're not always right but they're way better than the mainstream media. They also had the psychically charged blue dot that was supposed to bring you luck and help you win the lotto.

Lady Heisenberg said...

They did not just have oral sex, pleaaaaase! That's what they all
say!

@spacecowboy: Nice to see you around these parts again. They need to start pumping Truvada -a pre-exposure prophylactic which can prevent HIV- into the prison system too.

@SYF: slow clap for the dirty laundry one liner

Random fact: I knew Judge Woody Clarke, who was a DNA expert on the OJ trial. Very interesting to hear about the case from him. Fuck OJ!

Jennifer Tyler said...

Enquirer was one of two publications that busted Tiger's little harem project. The other was US Weekly based on one of Rachel Uchitel's best friends spilling the beans to US Weekly. The Enquirer were the ones that kept saying Michael had a serious drug problem for years before he finally died.

Disgruntled employees will spill the beans but sometimes the beans are legit.

malcam66 said...

As long as O.J. doesn't die peacefully from old age in his bed (like Rose from Titanic), i'm good.

Jennifer Tyler said...

Truvada this is new to me see CDAN is SO educational

Truvada has been called the 'miracle' HIV pill – so why is uptake so slow?

Lady Heisenberg said...

Yup! Truvada is great!

crila16 said...

I guess karma does really exist.

Sprink said...

*snorting happily at sugarbread's "blows" comment*

Sorry, I have little sympathy for either party and no empathy at all.

Sprink said...

Plus, it totally sounds like a kiss-and-tell, exaggerated headline to me. Meh.

Jeannie said...

Here in Minneapolis there was the case with CeCe McDonald, she's a transgender woman who was imprisoned in male quarters after killing a man in self-defense. Terrible case if you've never heard of it. She wanted to be in a women's prison but the state said there was no history of housing prisoners based on the gender they identify with and found her gender to be technically male. It sounded like this was unfortunately common nationwide for transgender prisoners.

Sprink said...

Oh, wait: I've summoned some sympathy for little Orenthal James...

He started with nothing, became something big, then managed to grow even more, then...this.

It's a story the Greeks & Romans would have adored...

James from Provence said...

You CANNOT get HIV from oral sex unless you exchange blood and seminal fluids, and the HIV+ partner is experiencing a shedding of the virus (happens every 28 days or so) as that's how you become infected. It's 99.9999999999999% unlikely that OJ has anything, other than major embarrassment from everyone knowing he likes chicks with dicks.

Unknown said...

I'm curious- can you get condoms in prison?? Can prisoners have them or are they banned? Are they allowed but noone wants to be seen with them because it implies you a having sex with another guy which, while it happens, is still a forbidden topic amongst the prisoners?

Michael said...

I don't have much sympathy for O.J. Simpson at this point. He got away with murder and then stupidly commits another felony. I don't believe in Karma but those that do could argue that it is biting his ass hard now

Unknown said...

PS- re - prison rape- of course if someone is getting prison raped they don't have a choice but, if he has a brain, the raper might consider using one.

Seven of Eleven said...

Word @IJU!

I wouldn't believe anything the National Enquirer prints. Their "sources" are always whackadoodles. That being said, I don't give a rat's rear end about that scumbag.

Unknown said...

Gayeld said:

...because I'm fairly certain there are laws against knowingly exposing someone to HIV with telling them.

What is a level of not caring that is beyond "I don't give a fuck about OJ Simpson's rights?" because I'm there. There are laws against nearly beheading your ex-wife with a knife and slashing an innocent friend to death outside a condo in which your two children are sleeping, and yet ...

car54 said...

It seems like it would be likelier that she could catch something from him than the other way around.
When it comes to OJ, it seems like anything could happen--that guy has lived one insane life full of things that "could never happen".

Unknown said...

such bullshit. she's the one who's + and she gave him head? He has nothing to worry about. HIV is not transmitted that way. Sorry NE, fact check first please.

Red said...

Why'd she pick OJ? He's fat! Used to be handsome but not anymore.

Unknown said...

Yeah, that would be the main reason I wouldn't pick OJ Simpson to give a blow job - he's FAT. I wouldn't mind so much that he's a murdering vicious sociopath.

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