Thursday, October 09, 2014

Blind Item #2

This married B- list mostly whatever kind of work I can get because the only reason I am this high is because of my name actor got drunk and hands with the wait staff at a recent event and even followed one of the waitresses in the kitchen to give her a hard time for not responding to his groping in a positive fashion.

36 comments:

SugarTitz said...

Josh brolin.

sandybrook said...

BAG

Kelly said...

Nice run on sentence!

Tricia13 said...

Dennis Quaid

trainrides said...

David Arquette

Tricia13 said...

Not married

FSP said...

Enty's the queen of them @Reno

Tricia13 said...

Or
Cuba Gooding(still married)

Princess Nobody said...

Oliver Hudson

auntliddy said...

Reno-yes, enty is not doen with the punctuation.

Unknown said...

Getty.

Dinkles said...

Damn Enty, find ye some punctuation por favor. Geeez.

Its just U said...

A drunken, entitled, arrogant actor gropes the wait staff.
This should be easy. I mean, how often could that happen?

Haywood Jablomee said...

I tried to read this blind item twice. I'll need a lot of liquor to dive back in and give it a 3rd try.

Tricia13 said...

@hayeood...where you live ? I wanna move there...sounds like happy hour24/7 lol

Bokonon said...

I'm usually not one of "those" people, but GODDAMMIT ENTY!! A proof-read never killed anyone. We shouldn't always have to guess what you MEANT to type...I'll never stop visiting...just a suggestion.

SugarTitz said...

Is the divorce final or is he still technically married

Sherry said...

Thanks for popping in Bokonon to give Enty a verbal slap. God knows he needs it after this.

All of them.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

The Arqueete guess sounds good.
@trainrides
+1

WritergirlinLA said...

He's the Proust of blind items!

Unknown said...

This item confuses me. Does Enty take speed?

Cary Gaul said...

It's not Arquette, he's still just engaged.

All Lace no Leather said...

60+ words for one frickin sentence. Yes I counted. I'm with you @Bokonon. It drives me crazy and make the blinds difficult to read and comprehend. Also the actor got "hands"? Most people have them. I know it was meant to be "handsy" but a little proofreading goes a long way. I think this was written by elementary school dropout Enty.

Unknown said...

Take that back Writergirl. Proust wishes he was Enty (even if he is dead)

Sprink said...

I'm a grammar and punctuation pedant, hence thoroughly disturbed that I understood the whole, damned blind.

No guesses. I rarely have them. (Guesses and champagne don't mix.)

Lady Heisenberg said...

Terrence Howard sounds about right to me

Unknown said...

EDDIE C

Rivenisahasbeen said...

I read that as "Prust" and pictured a towering Canadian, complete with a black eye and missing teeth, body checking the commas and periods out of this post.

...I'm just gonna go find some more coffee now.

shakey said...

Don't you just love guys like that? Douche.

Rivenisahasbeen said...

YESSSSSSSS!!!
^5 Teresa.

Except NO damnit I forgot what the context of the blind was past hitting on waitresses. Whomever he is he deserves a fist to the face and a lecture on consent - if it's Eddie he may very well get it.

Michael said...

I am thinking one of the Baldwin Brothers. Most of them are jerks of the first order and none of them would have a job if they were not related to Alec Baldwin.

Lexa said...

This married, B- list, mostly-whatever-kind-of-work-I-can-get- because-the-only-reason-I-am-this- high-is-because-of-my-name actor...

Commas and hyphens are your friends, Enterns.

doodoolemonque said...

@Sprink, I share your pedantry in this area, but you just have to consider what's happening here. Somebody without a natural style of their own, tries being flip; tries being clever and then finds us coming back to him for more. We encourage it, we support it and we have only ourselves to blame.

Seven of Eleven said...

Are you sure that's the only reason he's high?

doodoolemonque said...

@Sprink, I share your pedantry in this area, but you just have to consider what's happening here. Somebody without a natural style of their own, tries being flip; tries being clever and then finds us coming back to him for more. We encourage it, we support it and we have only ourselves to blame.

doodoolemonque said...

@Sprink, I share your pedantry in this area, but you just have to consider what's happening here. Somebody without a natural style of their own, tries being flip; tries being clever and then finds us coming back to him for more. We encourage it, we support it and we have only ourselves to blame.

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