Monday, October 30, 2017

Blind Item #8

The celebrity wife of this permanent A list comic who had an iconic television role tried to fire a doorman because "he has a habit of helping others first." Apparently our celebrity wife feels she should come first in all matters. She also fires more household help than Reese Witherspoon which is saying something.

17 comments:

sandybrook said...

Seinfeld's wife

just sayin' said...

jessica seinfeld

sandybrook said...

Jessica Sklar Seinfeld

just sayin' said...

sorry sandy, time lag...

mary lamb said...

I can just see him saying to her, "Yes, I know, he's terrible! He should be fired!", all the while thinking 'what a bitch, how did I get here!'

just sayin' said...

i don't know mary lamb -- jessica has some kind of voodoo mind control over jerry seinfeld. he thinks she's perfect, publicly defends her crass behavior all the time.

Boldblonde said...

ugh can't stand her but can we go back to the Reese W tea please?

BlissBoo said...

What a witch. Anyone that fires staff for being kind deserves to be burned at the stake. Send her a match as well. She's going down in flames.

kregger said...

The Seinfelds are both awful, awful people....stories abound

Miss Demeanor said...

She's always been an arrogant jerk, and Jerry just goes with it. I liked Shoshanna much better than her, who basically dumped her brand husband to trade up to Seinfeld.

just sayin' said...

seinfeld was just as awful as she was when she left her husband...right after her honeymoon! for him. what kind of man does that to another man? there had to be some kind of dirty conquest thrill in it for him.

timebob said...

It doesn't mater how famous you are to doorman all that matters is how much you give them at Christmas to make it worthwhile for the rest of the year to deal with you.

zerooptions said...

I googled "jessica seinfeld asshole" and found this:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/seinfeld-wife-sued-over-cookbook

I don't think she'll be winning any literary awards...

TravelingMama said...

Chappelle

TravelingMama said...

Okay, not Chapelle, I think he lives in OH and doesn't even have a doorman. It sounds like a Seinfeld move.

Eff Yiew said...

@Zerooptions Jerry loses his shit, too, if you bring up to him that his wife is a plagiarist. He can't deal with it.

Habibti said...

Hey leave Reese Witherspoon alone. I love her.

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