Saturday, March 10, 2018

Blind Item #1

The world's worst ever television actress but not movies, because first of all no one sane would ever hire her for a movie, and second, we have to reserve that movie spot for Cara Delevingne was popping pills from a prescription bottle while also swigging wine. Does not sound like a good combination. She needs help but everyone just seems obsessed with getting her a new reality show.

27 comments:

Melvin The Reanimated said...

Lemme guess, Tori Spelling?

Green Tea said...

Tori Spelling?

T. W. said...

Tori acts?

T. W. said...

Tee hee hee

Adrian Zmed said...

Tori is just so awful. Worst boob job ever and her eyes are not proportional to her face.

DDonna Tarttty said...

Cara Delevingne actually had a couple winning moments in "Valerian," while her co-star Dane DeHaan had zero. Neither deserved that movie or any movie, however. Their souls are hollow. One wonders what they've seen and experienced.

Sara, Making It Work said...

Hey now, let's not single out her bad boob job.
Her nose job is equally terrible if not worse. Which is why you should never get your kids plastic surgery while they're still working their way through puberty. That bad parenting decision alone entitles Tori to a large chunk of the Spelling fortune.

Sara, Making It Work said...

@Ddonna
Luc Besson, director of Valerian, has been called out on this page for being a violent, predatory creep. Although they probably lost their souls long before he got to them.
Dane uses that dead-eyed stare in every movie. I do not get the appeal.

Mischief Girl said...

Grammar, please, Enty! Or Enty intern. You need a comma after Cara Delevinge, or else you're making me work waaaaay too hard on a Saturday morning to understand what you are trying to say. My caffeine hasn't kicked in yet, and the effort is just CRUEL.

gauloise said...

Donna Martin Graduates! I actually didnt think Tori was that bad on 90210.

s.s. said...

Fail Mischief. If you put a comma in the sentence still isn't correct, Enty left out a word and a period.

bdm said...

But was it really good wine? Is that ever a bad idea?

joshg g said...

Theresa Russell is the worst movie actress I've ever seen

Guesser said...

I am not going to make fun of Tori, she is in real trouble now, and I am not interested in hearing everyone's condolences. At this point,a 5150 is necessary, there are a bunch of kids who will be left raised by her husband. Is Tori such an awful person that she still deserves this hate? So many horrible people in Hollywood to hate on, thriving even,and this is who we choose to make fun of? Sorry,rant over.

Freckles said...

Tori needs to leave the unemployed cheater. I enjoyed Notorious. She needs lots of help

Stacey Raab said...

Haha. Enty loves his run-on sentences. ( ;

Han Niam said...

+1 @guesser

Jon said...

Lisa Rinna.

urban chaos said...

The problem with Tori is that one never knows whether it’s a stunt for publicity or a real cry for help. She is def a case of arrested development but oddly enough, her brother seems fairly normal. So wtf happened w her

LeahBryar said...

I can never understand the moaning over Tori not getting more inheritance from her dad. Seriously when one parent dies it always goes to the living parent not the kids. The kids got enough to set them up with a decent house etc. Besides from what I understand Candi pays the rent school fees etc etc etc. Randy is normal because he gets this. Tori just doesn't understand. It's almost like she is trying to shame her mom. Really sad.

OKC Teacher said...

+2 @guesser. The relationship with her Mom has always seemed “odd”, weirdly competitive, IMO. Tori seems desperate for her Mom’s love & acceptance.

Jennifer Low Rents said...

If this is about Tori Spelling then seriously, who in their right mind would watch that shit?

Normal. Yes indeed. said...

I think Dane is still recovering from diddling Harry Potter in kill your darlings

Normal. Yes indeed. said...

Ever hear of Maria Pitillo?

Jennacheryl said...

Tori and hopefully her divorce from Dean. How ya get him is how ya lose him.

Carrie Milburn said...
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InTheGlow135 said...

Sadly Tori has always wanted to be adored, glam and gorgeous like many of her former co-stars (Garth, Doherty...) and she’s just not a beauty unfortunately. She actually would be decent looking without all the ridiculous plastics and drugs. Plus she should have stayed away from that nasty beaver faced Dean. Ugh he is just a vile opportunist( just like Justin Thoreaux).

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