Sunday, June 10, 2018

Blind Item #11

There he was again. That one named DJ that sounds like it is missing the part where you wipe your feet looking only for women who looked or are underage. He wants no part of you otherwise.

15 comments:

andrea said...

Don’t know many one named DJs. Have there been blinds about Diplo before?

Poor Mick said...

I guess you'd wipe your feet if you ever saw a Deadmau5?

Nemo said...

I think so, Andrea. He's the first one who came to mind for me. The other one named DJ's I can think of are AfroJack, Skrillex, Kshmr, and Marshmello.

La La Lady said...

Oh I get it ... diplomat

Tricia13 said...

Shrillex

Nemo said...

I think you got it, La La!

Chelsea said...

Def Diplo!

Poor Mick said...

Wow that's a groaner, but yeah I suspect La La's got the wordplay. "Diplo" is supposed to be short for diplodocus, that dinosaur with the super long neck. Think about the Land Before Time, you know which one it is... knowing that probably threw me off.

Anyway yeah he's been a fuckin' creep for a solid decade at this point, the second he got too for his britches and dicked over early-career 00s M.I.A. it was obvious he was a natural-born climber, building a war chest on ripping off collaborators, labelmates, signed acts, and sample sources. Been overdue for a Tamil Tiger visit ever since.

MichiganMama59 said...

A mature woman would probably beat his ass.

Geeljire said...

If I were not a Muslim, I think I would be an author of erotica novels.
Like "Forbidden Secrets of the Tamil Anal Princess and Her Underage Concubines"
Fall 2018
Bronfman Publishing

pixiegothy said...

https://www.complex.com/music/2017/07/diplo-under-fire-for-r-kelly-sex-cult-joke

Rescue1980 said...

Skrillex has been dating a female DJ on the DL for the last 18 months

Velora said...


Def. Diplo. I'm lmao @ Poor Mick - Deadmau5..? Nah. With as much time Joel spends live streaming everything all day long he'd get busted really quick. By the horde or Kelly because she's with him 24/7.

longtimereader said...

I said it before and i'll say it again ALL d.j's are f***ing creeps.

Count Jerkula said...

Chicks who look underage are an investment in the future. She 20 and looks 15 usually leads to being 30 and still getting carded.

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