Friday, August 10, 2018

Blind Item #1

His career might be in the toilet right now, but his fetish for only dating women who look exactly like the A+ list mostly movie actress who rejected him on a near weekly basis for almost two years continues. Our actor, who is also a comic is probably getting a second chance again very soon thanks to the streaming service that loves him has a new girlfriend. He even makes her wear her hair like the actress. I wonder if he calls her by the name of the actress.

51 comments:

Ophelia said...

Aziz?

Ophelia said...

He wasn't really disgraced but I know Netflix loves him and he was obsessed with Blake Lively for awhile

Unknown said...

Aziz has yet to figure out he has a very tiny dong

Ophelia said...

In the Daily Mail today with his new girlfriend

Tricia13 said...

Aziz/JLaw

Tricia13 said...

That’s the actress he is obsessed with

Ophelia said...

haha I thought he was obsessed with Emma Stone for awhile too so it's a wide pool of which A lister wasn't into him that he had a crush on.

I actually thought his girlfriend looked like Mandy Moore at first glance

gauloise said...

Jim Carrey, he has done netflix, disgraced for his ex GF's suicide and just being creepy in general

gauloise said...

Emma Stone for the actress who rejected Carrey

Tricia13 said...

Haha... yeah he apparently was led on by her a bit when they were friends and he’s obsessed... allegedly lol.
I still think he’s gay/in the closet😉

Cail Corishev said...

If I ever need to kill an afternoon, I'll try to diagram that second sentence.

Nutty_Flavor said...

Well, I guess we can see how long "Me Too" jail lasts for Aziz Ansari.

Roughly 6 months, it looks like.

I'm not sure who the actress he's obsessed with might be, but the new girlfriend in the Daily Mail looks just like Abby Nierman, the woman who accused Ansari of sexual insensitivity under the pen name "Grace."

Both are Caucasian, dark-haired, small-boned and slender, and appear to be in their early 20s. Which actress does that call to mind?

HeatherBee said...

He looks like he’s afraid she’ll fly away if he lets go, even holding her elbow as they cross the street.

Geeljire said...

Hello baby you are beautiful I love u
Show bob and vagin

rosie riveter said...

This poor guy is the type who falls in love with his barista because he confuses it with love when shes nice to him

Amazing Quotes said...

Very Nice And Interesting Post
حكم رائعة - حكم جميلة

Sara, Making It Work said...

Ok I just looked at the pictures. Thoughts:

1. I think she looks like Mandy Moore.
2. I hope she doesn't mind bad sex.
3. She is showing more affection to that giant purse than to him. I mean she's pretty much holding it defensively against him.
4. I wonder now if "getting another chance" isn't about his career, but another chance to be rejected by another lookalike.

Ophelia said...

Nah I think second chance is because Master of None is getting another season on Netflix (streaming service).

If she's not an A lister herself she won't reject him she'll probably cling to him for publicity

Ice Angel said...

I really don't know how I feel about Aziz really, the show was ok but not the HUGE thing it was made out to be. That said, whoever this woman was who outed her bad date with him is a royal bitch. She is the very reason why so many guys end up in situations like they do. So he was a bit awkward and misread a lot of her signals - she admitted she was actually voluntarily doing things she wished she hadn't. That isn't a me too thing. This is the problem with the whole movement. We've truly watered down sexual violence and abuse by making everything a "thing."

I say this as a victim of a violent kidnapping and rape.

Ophelia said...

Ice Angel I am so sorry for what you've been through. I agree everything that she did was consensual with Aziz and it doesn't fit into the Me Too movement. I think it brought up a cultural issue that so many women feel pressured into turning their no's into yes's but that's a different matter entirely.

DDonna Tarttty said...

Thought the Aziz show was hugely over-rated as well, but that #MeToo attack on him was ridiculous and a disservice to true women victims, for sure.

J said...

What's ridiculous is that Alyssa Milano and Minnie Driver -- towering intellects both -- say that we have to believe every single accusation.

Until those two revoke the fatwa, Aziz is guilty.

Ice Angel said...

@J The #MeToo movement is being led by a woman who had to flee with her children from a toy store because someone supposedly had the toy soldiers giving a nazi salute. Where is the eyeroll emoji when you need it. True story. I am not even making this up.

gauloise said...

@Ice Angel so agree, she was angry that he wasn't reading her mind / picking up signals, meanwhile she wasn't reading his mind or picking up his signals, but that's totally ok. She even got angry that he gave her red wine instead of white, while never saying anything.

I feel really bad for the normal women trying to date today, and want a normal guy who acts normally instead of cowering in the corner

gauloise said...

I also feel really bad for women who suffered true crimes, who have such a hard time getting justice in the courts.

Sara, Making It Work said...

I think people blew the Grace thing out of proportion.
Don't all women warn their friends about bad dates? "Don't go out with this guy, here's what he's like." That's all it was intended to be, just a cautionary tale about how to advocate for yourself on a bad date. But somebody saw the very low key post and copy/pasted it into an article. Which got blown up in the media and conflated with #metoo, which was very much not what she intended.

I think it's bullshit to say that women can't vent to other women about their experiences.

Sara, Making It Work said...

And Grace never said he was a rapist or thought he should be arrested, she just wanted to tell other women to be aware if they decided to date him.

plot said...

@J

Ease up soldier. No one is believing every accusation. Putting your proof in Driver and Milano doesn't service your intellect very well.

Back to the Aziz photos, his "date" doesn't look like any of his actress obsessions. It DOES look like he bought her that bag to walk with him down the pap stroll.

J said...

Once I was at a girl's apartment. She offered me a beer; I said sure. I was hoping for an IPA, but she brought me a Mexican Beer... Pacifico I think.

This is the first time I'm sharing this story with anyone. I need to get it off my chest, for myself and for all the other victims.

J said...

Thing is, silly plot, when Matt Damon said there are degrees of offense, and Minnie Driver said (with infinite insight... she reminds me of you sometimes) no, there aren't degrees of offense, shut up shut up shut up... it was covered in the New York Times.

Seems like serious stuff.

longtimereader said...

Agree. All the details of the accusation just read as a bad date with mixed signals. He certainly isn't some harvey style creep.

hothotheat said...

Not necessarily. I read HER description of the events and came to the conclusion (as did many) that what she was describing is a bad date, not sexual harassment since it wasn't work related and not sexual assault.

Sara, Making It Work said...

The irony is that the "accuser" was immature and clearly lacking some life experience, meanwhile Aziz, is much older *and wrote an actual BOOK about dating and how to be a good boyfriend/ lover* but clearly needs to grow up himself.
That "lover" shirt, and the fact that he can't tell that his current "date"/wannabe purse model is *just not that into him* shows that he hasn't learned a thing.

Do Tell said...

There is nothing bitchy about revealing a guy who keeps pushing past clear signs that he is not wanted and he needs to stop whatever he is doing that is not wanted. The little biotch here is the talentless, terminally unfunny Aziz.

plot said...

@J

"it was covered in the New York Times."

Which seems to thrill the dickens out of you!

Gotcha, Minnie Driver is your expert on sexual harassment. Will take note for future reference.

J said...

plot, are you implying that Minnie Driver is a simpleton who should be ignored?

yepthatsme said...

Aziz Ansari was once best friends with JLAW and even spent a valentines day with her! Also gave her piggyback rides! Wonder what went wrong with them?

Aisle B Bach said...

@J ahhk....so easy to read that girl's apartment incident...she actually had an IPA but withheld it because she knew that if she gave you the beer you desired, you might think she would give you everything you desired...she also slipped a subtle me too warning in her beer selection because it was a #MEexicanTOO beer (legally imported of course)

J said...

Aisle, it's so hard for me to think about it even today.

Aisle B Bach said...

@J....my sincere apologies if I rubbed any salt in...

Brayson87 said...
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Brayson87 said...

His new girlfriend has that blank canvas look, he can probably doll her up to look like anybody.

Yes that whole account of the date was disturbing, sounded like someone who wasn't into humans trying to fumble their way through it. "Just 'cause Bessie or the neighbor's goat likes hooked fingers in their mouth that doesn't mean your average Brooklyn bim is down."

Aisle B Bach said...

@Brayson87...perhaps he gifted her a prosthetic mouth in that rather large saddle bag so that her embichure might escape his dirty fingernail digital hanky panky

Neal M said...

https://pagesix.com/2018/08/10/aziz-ansari-shows-pda-with-a-new-woman-and-more-star-snaps/slide-1/

Is this the photo.
I don't know who she looks like - I guess Many Moore of all the choices tossed out.

I will tell you this: her body language with her protecting her vulnerable areas with that huge purse/bag screams that she is not comfortable with him, or maybe it is the paparazzi taking their photo, but she is in very real discomfort.

He just looks angry. No reason to turn the funny guy charm on I guess, until the cameras are rolling or he is trying to score some pussy.

Neal M said...

Mandy Moore isn't A+, so maybe it is Emma Stone.

Neal M said...

@Sara - best post in the thread.

SteveD said...

Whoever the lucky woman is, I hope she likes having fingers awkwardly jammed into her mouth.

Brayson87 said...
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Brayson87 said...

Maybe he was trying to start a new fad.

It's the end of the first date, the man gazes into the woman's eyes, gently says, "You looked wonderful tonight," leans his head forward...and jams his fingers right into her mouth. "You've been Azized!" he chants as he awkwardly breakdances on the sidewalk.

Jennifer said...

J, Aisle B and Brayson made these comments very enjoyable, lmfao!!!!

Aisle B Bach said...

@Brayson...sounds like his MO...know the difference between being azized and being diseased?.......diseased makes you hurl WITHOUT fingers in your mouth ;)

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