Saturday, August 11, 2018

Blind Item #1

This celebrity CEO had a really rough week.  As soon as he got out of work Friday afternoon, he flew to Vegas on his private jet and went on a bender. I guess he can feel that SEC investigation breathing down his neck.

23 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Elon Musk

Chris P said...

Oh poor Elon!!

Sal Salington said...

Your short is still deep in the red, Enty.

Unknown said...

This must be serious if they can be bothered to look away from their porn.

They’re a joke. Just about 4,000 employees total I believe? Bernie Madoff made off right under their nose and that’s saying something cuz everyone know he was running a scam. Unless you were one of the idiots thinking you’re getting 20%. Madoff first reported to the SEC in 1992. Nineteen ninety fucking two.

Tricia13 said...

This site is buggin today!

J said...

Taxpayer-subsidized bender.

Bob Barnett said...

Why not? A few whores will take the edge off

GeeWallyThatWouldBeWrong said...

Never short a story stock!

Unknown said...

Lmao why wouldn’t he be investigated? He tried to manipulate the stock market by LYING

UniversalEnergy said...

I can't believe our taxes are subsidizing Tesla - a company that only very rich people can afford to buy from. It's spanned across the past two administrations, so Musk must being doing something with donations to their campaigns.

notthisagain said...

LOL this blind is too easy

Dr. Evil said...

Maybe he can join Zuckerberg! You are aware Zuck sold $3.6B in stock leading up to FB big crash after their announcement they would be censoring. If Martha had to serve a year. Zuck should serve 10years! Enforce the law.

HeatherBee said...

Maybe he got a really good Groupon for Cirque du Soleil.

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Scandi Sanskrit said...

In case anyone needs a reminder of what a shitty human being he is: http://blogs.icrc.org/law-and-policy/2018/02/22/the-legality-of-flamethrowers-taking-unnecessary-suffering-seriously/?utm_source=ICRC+Law+%26+Policy+Forum+Newsletter&utm_campaign=e68e548c57-EMAIL_CAMPAIGN_2018_02_21&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_8eeeebc66b-e68e548c57-79053913&mc_cid=e68e548c57&mc_eid=2bdd543758

Kate said...

Er, he flew to Vegas for Defcon, where he gave a talk about Tesla and SpaceX security then went to dinner with some possible recruits.

Thorne said...

Encountering Elon on a Vegas bender would be the funnest night ever!

Unknown said...

Wotever

PapayaSF said...

Scandi, that's b.s. What Musk is selling is not even a true flamethrower. It's more like a big Bunsen burner. It's not a weapon, it's a dangerous adult toy.

Scandi Sanskrit said...

Still dangerous, still glorified, still normalised.

Still a problem.

Not BS.

Jon Feltman said...

TSLA was and still is a green initiative scam, subsidized under Obama by U.S. taxpayers. Musk has now broken several SEC laws, the least of which was his recent tweet regarding taking the company private via LBO, claiming that funding was "secured" at a price of $420/shr. I was dubious to say the least at this crazy premium for a fad company that has 10s of billions in debt and has never made so much as a penny in profit. Yet he filed no 13-e form regarding this development, a stunt that now sounds just like the rest of his broken promises and sensational proclamations. In short, Elon is in trouble, and he knows this. I for one am not surprised, and purchased $8,500 worth of long dated Puts on TSLA common shares on thursday, and they are already in the money, expiring in Jan 2019. When this PONZI to end all scams finally unwinds, it will make Enron look like child's play. Friday was still a good price to unload shares, the Monday a.m. gap-down that is coming is going to trap any fool that owns TSLA stock above $350 forever. TSLA=CASH FURNACE. Consider you fanboi virtue-signaling moonbats WARNED. TSLA is cooked. It's over.

MattDaddy said...

It's not a formal investigation. Yet.

plot said...

@Unknown

"Lmao why wouldn’t he be investigated? He tried to manipulate the stock market by LYING"

So? Even our president has manipulated the stock market by lying. The SEC is kind of a joke at this point. Oh it could go after Musk and he'll just pay a fine.

If you want a federal financial regulating agency, independent of the markets and finance firms, we might be looking at a total government redesign at this point.

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