Looking At Claire Danes Makes Me Very Sleepy
Over the past week, Claire Danes has been showing up at events rather frequently. Everyday I think about posting a photo of her and saying how boring she is, but that in itself is boring and would be stooping to her level. I honestly don't know how she has managed to even have a career of even one day. She has no presence and she is more tame than that Avril Lavigne Seventeen photo spread. She can wear the most glamorous dresses or evening gowns and they look drab and dull. I can't believe a guy left his wife for her. An affair is supposed to be hot and exciting. With her it was probably New York Times Crossword puzzles and non-fat lattes. I don't know Claire Danes and think I've only met her once. Unsurprisingly there was nothing exciting about it. For all I know maybe she turns into a drunk nymphomaniac when the cameras are gone, but I think she's more like the girlfriend all guys fear. As a girlfriend, I would imagine she would be the "I don't know type of woman."
Boyfriend - "What would you like to do tonight honey?"
Claire - "I don't know."
Or, she could even be something worse.
Boyfriend - "What would you like for dinner?"
Claire - "I don't care."
Boyfriend - "Are you craving anything?"
Claire - "Anything is fine."
Boyfriend - "Isn't there anything you want?"
Claire - "Whatever you feel like."
I now present the past week of Claire Danes' life in photos.
25 comments:
you're right- she should show her hoo hoo like all the other ho's her age. your description of why she is boring is why you live in LA- on the east coast reading the Times and drinking lattes is not the definition of boring.
I completely agree with out about Claire Danes...there is no personality there....
Stop! Stop! That's just too funny. You're, sadly, exactly right.
Yeah I like nonfat lattes too! But would it kill her to smile with teeth once in awhile???
is she still with Hugh Dancy?
she does know he's gay right?
what i never understood about her is if she thinks she's so much better than the acting profession, then why does she remain in it?
Could it be the consistent blank stare that dulls everyone who looks at her?
I loved her in Shopgirl and My So-Called Life. I don't get the hate?
She got with Billie when his g/f was like 8 months pregnant yet she gets no grief from it.
THAT I don't understand.
And I agree, boring.
dead shark eyes
i LVOED my So called life etc..but when she homewrecked she lost my respect. Now i jus think she's a NY arty snob who would probably annoy the shit out of me with her quotes on existentialism and the meaning of life..blah fuckin blah Zzz...
jax
I don't feel the hate everyone else does. Yes, she is boring....She doesn't have nip slips or lip slips, ahe doesn't stumble out of clubs or spit on the papparazi, she doesn't sell magazine covers, so she is not often photographed outside of events. I would take her over the the slutty coked up girls Hollywood is now filled with, you are all familiar with them, those who think it is cute to be dumb and aspire only to be as rich and famous as possible. At least Claire has some class and intelligence. I know the Billy Cudrup situation was wrong but why do we always blame the women?? Claire, Rose McGowan, Angelina.....the men get off relatively scott free in comparison. Just my $0.02
perhaps I am a tad defensive as I love corsswords and lattes.
Well, there IS something in between the Hollywood skank hos and boring Claire Danes. It's possible to be neither a skank ho nor terribly boring...let's see...
KERI RUSSELL!
She's cute.
Can we think of any others?
It's not hate, she's just boring - like Ent said. Maybe it's the hair. She could do something with it, no? And the dresses are like something an old lady would wear. Check the white one - fug, right? And the long blue one - totally no style or shape, IMHO. I just think she could do better.
it's because she ain't got no titties. no one can deny it. if she had a nice set, she wouldn't be boring. i'm not saying she should get some, either- because no one should do that, it's a terrible thing to do to your body. it's just the combination of boring and flat-chested that make me so sleepy.
Did you see "Shopgirl"? Some men like vapid.
We 'blame' the women because she should know better..we all know men can be..dumb but for chrsit sake she was 8months pregnant..i dont care how strong your feelings are for someone..it aint right.
Am I the only one who thought that she was hot in the movie "The Family Stone?" She was way hotter than Rachel McAdams, who I find extremely sexy.
She's beautiful and doesn't seem to have a burning need to be in the tabloids like the others that ENT covers daily.
Shame on you, ENT. Here's a gal (who may not be your cup of tea) who's not whoring herself out in Hollywood. Or so it seems...
Give her some credit at least.
Isn't this the answer to a BI posted not too long ago? Something about a surly starlet who had previously shunned the spotlight coming out and having to eat crow cuz she had a movie or something coming out....it's gonna take me a while to find it.
Too many "coming outs"...sorry. What I meant was "shunned the spotlight and having to eat crow...".
I love her precisely for her work and the fact that she hasn't felt the need to oversaturate the public with her image/vagina in order to remain in the business. What's wrong with just being an actress nowadays that we expect them all to be celebutards or they are boring?
I concur. Show us your tits or something, Claire! Just kidding, but yeah.
I'd put Rachel McAdams at that not-Hollywood-brat thing but still-interesting...she ROCKED in Mean Girls but she seems absolutely charming and lovely in real life.
Boyfriend - "What would you like for dinner?"
Claire - "I don't care."
Boyfriend - "Are you craving anything?"
Claire - "Anything is fine."
Boyfriend - "Isn't there anything you want?"
Claire - "Whatever you feel like."
damnit, I'm so that girl. Tonight I'm telling my bf what I want for dinner. To be fair, he always says the same thing when I ask him too.
I could never understand the appeal for CD. When I see her I cringe....
Yup she is boring...many girls out there WITH a personality and NOT whoring themselves.......
Rachel McAdams
Elisha Cuthbert
Anne Hathaway
Mandy Moore....
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