Friday, June 15, 2007

Ted C. Blind Item

Now, I’ve heard of studios having it in their stars’ contracts (or, at least, agreed to under the proverbial slutty table) for them to hook up off camera, just to drive the rag-addicted ones into a ticket-buying frenzy, but did you ever think such plotting poop-heads would ask their leads to...bust up? Nope, nor did I. I’m such a romantic fool, ya might say, never thought that one would go down.

But go dirty-down, it did. Well, at least it’s supposed to, when Virginal Vexed finally goes public with the fact that she’s broken up with her gorgeous and multitalented guy, Bi Cepps. Oh, how damn twisted is this town, already? Don’t answer that. Instead, read on:

Prom Night Naughtiness is expected to pack 'em in, certainly in the teeny-pimply crowd, that’s fer sure. The soon-to-be released flick is—how shall I put this?—a groundbreaking hotbed of entertaining yet importantly cheesy effects and moods. Typical kinda pic that’ll make audiences scream yet feel like they’ve left actually learning something, ya know? Like Courteney Cox taught us in Scream 3 that all us journos are evil, right?

Regardless, Ms. Vee thinks her man is pretty demonic, has for some time now. Could that be why everybody she’s worked with on her past films wants to boil the potty-mouthed witch in oil, with Joan Rivers' excised body parts for proper seasoning? But that’s not the point, which is simply that, conveniently for Virgy, Prom’s distributor requested that V. and her man, Bi, break up shortly after the film’s release, just to ensure that much more mindless lapping from the more gossipy movie fans.

This is not a joke.

53 comments:

Anonymous said...

God Ted C is soo annoying!

Anonymous said...

At least Ted is taming down his annoying lingo a bit.

Anonymous said...

Is it somebody from Hairspray?

brendalove@gmail.com said...

He might be toning down the annoying lingo, but it still isn't making much sense.

Anonymous said...

Could it be Elisha Cuthbert? She has that movie "Captivity" coming out next month. Not sure if and who she's dating.

Anonymous said...

I'm going to say Jessica Alba. She's been saying she doesn't have a boyfriend (what happened to Cash Warren?) on The View and I've seen an old article come up where she talks about the joys of one-night stands. WTF?

Just a guess.

Anonymous said...

Oooooo Can this be Jaime Pressley? She's in that DOA movie out today....

And she's pregnant and engaged, right???

Anonymous said...

These are some of the worst guesses I have ever seen. I am speechless...

Anonymous said...

the aints are jessica and cash, nick and vanessa, and naomi and whomever she is dating.

Anonymous said...

Good 9:44...keep it that way...

Anonymous said...

somepeople thinks its brittany snow or jessica simpson. i tend to agree with brittany snow

Anonymous said...

It's Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron from High School Musical 2. Efron is also in Hairspray.

Anonymous said...

i think he was referring to jamie not being pregnant anymore since she had the baby...

Anonymous said...

How about Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling

Anonymous said...

I like the Vanessa Hudgens guess and the Bi-Ceps relating to a former BI that hints that ZE might be gay/bi.

The only problem is that VH has never publicly acknowledged she is dating ZE. So how can she "announce" they have broken up.

Anonymous said...

still no proof that dominique swain is really ZX.

Anonymous said...

Vanessa and Zac finally did "come out" recently: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2007/05/11/zanessa-official/

But just this week I heard a rumor about them breaking up. If this is them, they have bad timing, because neither of those movies have come out yet and it says the break-up was supposed to happen AFTER the movie comes out.

Anonymous said...

Also, mary, can you point me to the BI that might be about gay Zac? LOL

Anonymous said...

mary mac said...

Good 9:44...keep it that way...

I think I love you.

Anonymous said...

Brittany Snow?? She's not married. She's my sweet little girl.. i love her!!

Anonymous said...

Now, I’ve heard of studios having it in their stars’ contracts for them to hook up off camera, just to drive the gossip mag addicted fans into a ticket-buying frenzy, but did you ever think such people would ask their leads to...break up? Nope, nor did I.

But breaking up they are. Well, at least they're supposed to, when V.Vexed finally goes public with the fact that she’s broken up with her gorgeous and multitalented guy, Bi Cepps.

"Prom Night Naughtiness" is expected to pack them in the theaters, especially with the tweens and teens, that’s for sure. The soon-to-be released flick is a groundbreaking hotbed of entertaining yet cheesy effects and moods. The typical kind of flick that’ll make audiences scream yet feel like they’ve actually learned something. You know like how Courteney Cox taught us in Scream 3 that all journalists are evil, right?

Regardless, Ms. V thinks her man is pretty demonic, and has for some time now. Could that be why everybody she’s worked with on her past films wants to kill the foul-mouthed witch? The point is simply that, conveniently for V., Prom’s distributor requested that V. and her man, Bi, break up shortly after the film’s release, just to ensure that fans that read the mags and blogs buy that many more tickets.

This is not a joke.



-I re-wrote b/c it takes too long to try to decipher what he's actually saying between all the lingo and innuendos

Anonymous said...

Jessica Alba--- total b*tch, seen as a good girl. My bet is she breaks up with Ca$hole for F4.

xjunkie

Anonymous said...

It has gotta be Zac Efron and Vanessa from "High School musical". Both have that squeaky clean teen image...but NEITHER of them have been in that many films.
I don't think its Jessica Alba because Cash Warren isn't an actor...he works more on the sidelines.

Anonymous said...

Jake Toothy Tile Gyllenbla

And Reese Overrated Witherspoon

MPICK

Anonymous said...

I think it might be wise to read the entire Awful Truth article before you guess. It's more than likely poor Miss Brittany Snow based on the language of the article. Eh...does anybody really give a poo?

~mel

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Anon @ 10:10 - will you do that every week? Yours makes perfect sense.

Anonymous said...

Justin and Cameron.

Rebecca Bridge said...

Right now I'm on the set of my new movie PROM NIGHT. Its very very fun. The cast and crew are amazing. I think this will be a very scary, cool thriller. Its a smart script and very classy. Btw its not a remake, just the same title. I work everyday this week and am doing photoshoots on the weekends to promote HAIRSPAY so its very busy and exciting. Once again thanks for all your support. I will write again very soon.

quoted from http://www.brittany-snow.com/
posted on May 2, 2007

Anonymous said...

But who is Brittany Snow dating?

Anonymous said...

But Ted says that the movie is "soon-to-be released" so it is not a movie that was being filmed last month.

Sounds like some teenage cheese film coming out this summer.

Anonymous said...

brittany is in hairspray and thats coming out and in the end blab he calls her virginal

Anonymous said...

But who is Brittany dating? Who is the guy? Do many people even care about her and whomever she's with?

Zac and Vanessa are the prom king and queen of the Disney crowd. Prom Night Naughtiness = High School Musical. Same number of syllables. One of the "And It Ain'ts" is another Vanessa.

Anonymous said...

zzzzzzzzzzzz........

I must be too old to know who would be in that tween idol set...........

Anonymous said...

Pure as snow is another way of saying virginal.

Anonymous said...

That's nice but... Oh, I give up.

Anonymous said...

"This is not a joke" - Heath Ledger the Joker?

Batman will be a teeny flick, and the "pimply" remark makes me think of boyz more than girls. Some people think Heath may be bisexual and there was a Canadian BI last year that seemed to hint pretty strongly at it if it was meant to be him (most people guessed him).

Probbaly wrong, but that's my guess. I don't think all is well in that relationship with Michelle Williams based on what's been said.

Anonymous said...

OMG...it was so long ago. I can't remember where I read the BI about someone filming Hairspray that was a teen star and his boyfriend would come to visit him and then he blew him off. It could have only been Zac.


Brittany Snow sounds spot on though with the Prom Night thing and everything...but who is she even dating???

Rebecca Bridge said...

Yeah, I just don't understand how Hairspray fits in with the
"typical kinda pic that'll make audiences scream yet feel like they've left actually learning something, ya know? Like Courtney Cox taught us in Scream 3 that all us journos are evil, right?'

Anonymous said...

she's dating a drummer from a boy band

Anonymous said...

The BI says that the couple are LEADS in a movie together...

Rebecca Bridge said...

Not meaning to beat a dead horse, but for the end blab today, Ted C. has a picture of Brittany Snow with the caption
"I think it's hard to have a long-term relationship no matter what, but especially here because of the temptation. I think if you come from a background of morals and you love the person you're with, you try to make it work no matter what."
—Virginal (in some ways) Brittany Snow, on if it's harder to have a relationship in Hollywood

Anonymous said...

BTW...High School Musical is not a film that would be packing people in to see it...it will be played on TV on Disney Channel on August 12. (I have kids, what can I say?)

I don't think Ted really said they were in the film together, just that he was multi-talented.

Anonymous said...

Uh, is there an interpreter in the house?

Anonymous said...

hairspray...big teen flick...lots of screaming...and a lesson (see the original).John Travolta...multi-talented. Kelly Preston...potty mouthed (Jerry Mcguire)...witch (accused of witchcraft in an '80s flick)....

definately an older woman..as Ted refers to "films" and seems like it would be a high profile couple.

Anonymous said...

mary mac said...
Good 9:44...keep it that way...

9:45 AM

MARY MAC I LOVE YOU!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I also immediately thought Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron

Anonymous said...

Agree with the Brittany Snow
She's in Prom Night, which is a horror flick,, teen movie that. She dated Kyle Searles for a few years and he's an actor who played a heart throb on 7th Heaven, which could be a ref. to the "she thinks he's demonic". And she comes off extra "Virginal", which might reference her last name Snow, which comes off as pure and innocent.

Tracee

Anonymous said...

anon 10:25

I feel you all the way


no one ever believed reesey and jake were hooking up off screen - i guarantee you reese is going to play the "my heart was broken" chick for the teeny-pimply crowd, b/c "gorgeous and multitalented guy, Bi Cepps" is down with it...if you don't belive "bi Cepps" to be jakey poo, you are quite dense, my friend.

The only real issue is reese being a "potty-mouthed withc they want to boil in oil." GASP, can we assume that a star's outward personification does not match her inward beauty?

ANONYMOSTITY

Anonymous said...

It's High School Musical2, coming out in August. The And it Ain'ts have a pic of a Vanessa and another with Cash Warren.

HSM2 has a Vanessa and another actor with the last name of Warren in the cast.

Teddy can't make it much easier.

Anonymous said...

Def HSM2. Look at his comment "The typical kind of flick that’ll make audiences scream yet feel like they’ve actually learned something.".
You learn things at high school.

tralala said...

Check out the eonline website - says Alba and Warren are not it....and as one poster said, Ted's title for it is One EFFED-up BV....EFFRON...

I don't know who the hell these people are but it seems to add up.

Anonymous said...

THANK YOU 10:10!!

Ted should hire you to interpret.

Anonymous said...

what about Rachel Bilson & Hayden Christensen? His film due out is called "Virgin Territory". We're all pretty sure Hayden is at least "bi" - and that's what the guy's name is in the clue. Rachel's not in the movie, but technically the clue doesn't say that she's the one in the movie.

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