Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Jessica Seinfeld Decides Jerry's Career Is Over


I don't know if Jerry Seinfeld is aware of the fact that his career in television and films is over or not, but apparently his wife does. While speaking to the Queen Of Kneepads (Barbara Walters) on the latter's radio program, Jessica Seinfeld made the statement that Jerry is done with his film career. "Jerry is . . . as he would say, he's at the end of his career. [the movie] "took four years out of our life . . . My children are not going to see their father for 23 days [while he's promoting it]." In the future, he'll just do stand-up. "That makes him happy. He goes for 36 hours," Jessica said. "I like to have my bed to myself once in a while."

First of all Jerry seems to be talking a great deal about new sitcoms and films for a guy who is headed off to the Vegas showrooms of life. Second, lets take a look at Ms. Recipe Stealing's words shall we?

My children are not going to see their father -- Wouldn't they be our children? Does she really think of them as her children and Jerry was just a sperm donor. She makes it all sound so clinical. This is the kind of woman who only has sex with the lights off, at pre-ordained times, and only if Jerry has been good, and never, never, more than once a week.

That makes him happy--I'm sure standup does make Jerry happy. Most comedians love it. However, the way she says it is like she has decided what makes Jerry happy and that there is no way he could be happy doing anything else. I think he is probably damn ecstatic doing standup because he gets out of her clutches for 36 hours.

I like to have my bed to myself once in a while--Should a woman who was married for like 10 minutes before leaving her husband for the richer Jerry Seinfeld be making statements like that? Not that she would have an affair. I mean, I think she would, but Jerry is really wealthy and it would be tough to find a richer guy, who would also let her walk all over him the way she does to Jerry. You really think it was Jerry's idea to go out and defend Ms. Recipe Stealer during each and every one of his interviews about his movie? I bet he got call after call telling him what he needed to say, what to wear, and how he could have done a better job of defending her. Jessica is the kind of wife where nothing is perfect. The only time she is happy is when she has perfect control over the situation. Right now she thinks she has total control over Jerry. We'll see how that all works out.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

She's really got a nasty personality doesn't she? No wonder she and Harpo got along so well. I wonder how much money Jerry has lost since his marriage to Jessica?

Anonymous said...

Egads, I cannot stand this woman. Go read her and Jerry's wikipedia page, check out the sources if you have your doubts. He used to be one of my favorite comedians--till I found out that he was engaged to a 17 year old girl while in his thirties, and that his current wife was married for about five minutes before she hooked up with him.

Reese said...

Jessica also sent Jerry out to on the talk show circuit to badmouth the woman who claims Jessica swiped her recipes for her own book. Jerry S. sounds seriously whipped at this point. (I've never been a fan of his work.)

weezy said...

I'm really surprised his business people let her say things like that. Guess they were critical of her during the Unfortunate Cookbook Thingy and she's reminding them who's boss.

princess pea said...

Very funny Ent. I think you should add Ms. Recipe Stealer to the labels.

kellygirl said...

Gawd, I hope Jerry has a tight PRE-NUP!!!!!!!!!

what charm school do the Heather Mills and Jessica Seinfelds of the world come from

Simone said...

"Should a woman who was married for like 10 minutes before leaving her husband for the richer Jerry Seinfeld be making statements like that?"
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Ent, I'm so glad you called this bitch out on that. I was living in NY during that time and I remember her being married for like a week, if that, then bumping into single Jerry at the gym, and by Monday, divorcing her week old husband. She's greedy and calculating, and i'm not surprised by her recipe book controversy either.

GammaGirl said...

Does Jerry not have a publicist anymore? I'm happy Ent is posting about Jessica's daily words of wisdom becuase this biatch needs to stop talking to the press.

I liked shosanna.

jin said...

^ it is worse

- she met jerry at the gym 4 months before getting married

- she started timing her daily workouts to coincide with his

- all the while she was effing her personal trainer, went through with the first marriage and THEN dumped him on their honeymoon for seinfeld

- AFTER seinfeld had a sexual relationship with a 17 year old, of course

ICK.

YahMoBThere said...

For those who didn't know about Shoshana Lowenstein, the (at the time) 17 year old that Jerry was dating, here's a pic of her looking VERY Elaine:

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/2122162.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1934A2752006EF5F0ED28A232B4718C620E5A5397277B4DC33E

Kory said...

TY Trix, I was about to post that nastiness about Jessica being married very briefly, then met Jerry at equinox on the Upper West Side and got divorced (was it even a month?) and married him.

way to go Jerry. You make Larry David look like the nice one.

Carte Blanche said...

Jessica married Eric Nederlander, a Broadway producer in June '98. Her gym membership was a present from Eric so that she could get in shape for their wedding. And, like all good goldiggers, she quit her job after getting engaged, so she could spend a year "getting ready" for the wedding.

She left him days after getting back from their honeymoon

Jerry said...

Seinfeld called the other cookbook author "a wacko" on Letterman. Then blasted Larry King for asking "your show wasn't cancelled, right?"

Forget movies, sitcoms and standup. We got ourselves the next Andy Rooney.

According to wikipedia, that bastion of all that is truthful in the world, Seinfeld was dating that nice Jewish girl with the oversized chesticles, Shoshanna Lonstein, when he was 39 and she was 17. They dated for four years and were supposedly engaged at one point.

Draw from it what you will, but her wikipedia page makes no mention of him.

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