The Jennifer Lopez Infomercial
Unfortunately there has been a miscommunication between every single person on earth and Jennifer Lopez. TLC and everyone else thought they were buying a Jennifer Lopez reality show. What the public is actually getting is a 30 minute infomercial once a week for 8 weeks. Normally people would pay TLC to run a 30 minute infomercial on their channel. Somehow they got bamboozled into paying Jennifer Lopez to run a 30 minute infomercial on their channel instead of another channel.
What everyone thought would be Jennifer pretending to be a mom and wife and acting like she had emotions and feelings and getting to see Marc yell at her to speak in Spanish instead is going to be "a show that will track the creation, production and eventual launch of a new fragrance. Jennifer will appear in a creative, entrepreneurial capacity and will absolutely not feature her children and family life."
So it is going to be a bunch of people sitting around working on her perfume and every episode she will come in and smell it and say good or bad. Kind of like The Apprentice, but with better hair.
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I hope they use a food dehydrater or a set of ginsu knives on the show. This would help the infomercial crowd to tune in.
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Hey - they're all business people. If TLC got suckered it's their own damn fault.
Now I gotta go wake Jax.
Guess someone drop the ball.
Somebody somewhere is NOT getting a raise this year.
Laaaaaaaame! As a Puerto Rican, I am shocked and appalled...
Oh wait, they were both born in NYC. Nevermind, then.
lol@prico
LOL! A network got shilled! But seriously, why is JLo still making fragrances?
Because Xenu commanded it.
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