Monday, November 03, 2008

Today's Blind Items

Well costumes can be fun for everyone. This actually happened the night prior to Halloween, but costumes were still worn. Our B list actor who used to be an A list action hero was at a party with someone everyone assumed to be his girlfriend. His girlfriend is somewhat, but not overly famous, but this person was wearing a Sue Storm from Fantastic Four mask so no one could tell. Throughout the night the pair spent more and more time groping and kissing in a corner and on a couch and less time mingling. It was during one of these makeout groping sessions later in the evening that the mask slipped off the woman and it was discovered our action star was with another guy.

46 comments:

SkittleKitty said...

My guess: Vin Diesel and _______?

Sinjin said...

Joe Blow from Idaho who we don't know?

Unknown said...

points for trying i guess

palealebrew10 said...

Okay, gotta admit, I'm a tad confused.

So does our blind have a girlfriend and was fooling around with this guy who everyone thought was her..

or did everyone just assume his date was a girl?

Anonymous said...

Who is Vin Diesel supposed to be dating? I like that guess if it fits.
Otherwise, I was going to go with Jean-Claude Van Damme if he's not married (don't really keep up on these '80s/'90's guys.)

Unknown said...

this has to come out...if it was a party and the actor is assumed to be straight, then people will definitely talk...

MontanaMarriott said...

Vin Diesel????
The Rock???

Anonymous said...

I would have liked to have seen a pic of these peoples faces when they saw it was not a girl lol.

Anonymous said...

Diesel's girlfriend is not somewhat famous from what I recall.

Keanu Reeves was my guess.

And I think the way this blind should be interpreted is:
Former A-list action star who is now B-List who has a somewhat famous girlfriend went to the costume party with his boyfriend instead.

lutefisk said...

That takes balls to think you could get away with no one noticing.

mooshki said...

R.I.P. Madelyn Dunham, Barack's grandma. :'( I'm so sad she didn't get to vote for him tomorrow.

FrenchGirl said...

vin diesel and my girlfriend is a guy!

Molly said...

i don't think keanu was ever considered an action star, was he? i thought of vin diesel right away.


mooshki, i'm sooooooo disappointed she couldn't see the outcome of the election. how very sad.

Jordan said...

I don't think there is a real female girlfriend we are supposed to be guessing.

"His girlfriend is somewhat, but not overly famous, but this person was wearing a Sue Storm from Fantastic Four mask so no one could tell."

So, ENT refers to the "girlfriend" being not overly famous and wearing the mask and turning out to be a boy, so, we have two men to try to figure out.

That being said, I have no clue but am dying to find out. BI's are so addicting.

Molly said...

this is a bi bi.

Wack said...

AHAHAHHAHAHAA

otherwise, i have no idea.

MinnDiva said...

Parker Posey is Keanu's girlfriend, at least as of September.

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a130865/keanu-reevess-girlfriend-pregnant.html

Unknown said...

I thought I saw Claude van Damm in the pics, but I thought he was back with one of his wives.

Former action hero could also be The Rock, Dwayne-what's-his-name, who has now given up that name and gone into Disney-type films.

kimmypie1 said...

How could they have been kissing if the guy was wearing a mask with it accidentally slipping off once?

farmgirl said...

who are they?
Actor who used to do action films ...

Keanu probably qualifies - Speed(s), Matrix(s) are action, right?
Now he is doing "acting" - softer stuff.

I think it has to be someone who was A-list for the action movies
How about Bruce Willis?

Ms Cool said...

Brendan Fraser?

JS said...

Yes, how can you be making out with a mask on, but made it was mire groping than kissing.

Aren't we ready for some reveals?

JS said...

woops, js here... "maybe it was more groping" was what I meant to type...

Myrlin A. Hermes said...

I Googled "Vin Diesel" and "girlfriend" and apparently he's dating Mexican bikini model Paloma Jimenez. I think that would qualify as "somewhat, but not overly famous"--not quite worthy of even C- or D-list, but still not a "civilian."

jw12 said...

Has Vin ever been considered A list?

CDAN Mod said...

keanu does not seem social enough to hang out at a party of this type.

CDAN Mod said...

btw, he's a-list because of franchise flicks and bisexual.

farmgirl said...

Bruce Willis' gf is a model/actress

Beth said...

Vin Diesel

JCVD is no longer even remotely B list.

Keanu is still A list.

Since when is Bruce Willis bi?

Little Blue Pill said...

Mooshki: Barack's grandma.

Barack's grandma was the girlfriend?

Miss X said...

haha Little Blue Pill. Great response!

newsgrrl said...

Enty this one is priceless. Thank you for the giggle.

Anonymous said...

harrison ford & calista?

Katja said...

Isn't her character in invisible woman?

Unknown said...

so...what....this person didnt even speak at least once during the party? and how does a boy wear a skin tight lycra costume without being *flamingly* obvious as a dude??? I really dont buy this.

RagDoll said...

missbliss:

I'm about to cry, because you're obviously not old enough to remember RuPaul...and I am. Tucking is an art form. Go Google RuPaul, and you'll see how even in lycra...even in SHINY lycra, you can get away w/it.

Uber*nought said...

Since when is Bruce Willis bi?

Welcome to the internet.

This BI is great! Lol, all blinds should be this cool. I'll guess Keanu cuz he's so lowkey.

Ching-Han Tsai said...

Harrison Ford?

Unknown said...

Billy Zane. Semi famous girlfriend in Kelly Brock and he's slipped from A list to B-C list.

RagDoll said...

FWIW, I am more inclined to believe that Keanu would make out with a transvestite, than I would be inclined to believe that he's B-list. As far as him doing so openly, it doesn't *seem* to be his style, from what he shows us publicly, but, hey, get enough booze and party favors in a guy, and who knows, right? I actually don't think it's him, because he's pretty solidly A.

How about Chris Evans from the Fantastic Four movies? He *should* be A because of the success of those films, and because it's a franchise, but somehow we don't see him taking Hollywood quite by storm.

Three sisters said...

Chris Evans doesn't have a somewhat famous girlfriend, now shes too busy being JT's beard. :D Plus he was never A list. Or B list.

I like the Vin Diesel guess, but I guess but him and Maria Menunos are no longer "canoodling".

Orlando Bloom? Somewhat famous girlfriend Miranda Kerr?

Kraymond19 said...

@mooshki
Barack's grandma DID vote early! Absentee ballot. :)

MontanaMarriott said...

The Rock is dating Lauren Hashian who is a reality TV personality and daughter of the drummer from Boston

Anonymous said...

Joe the Plumber?

Maura V. said...

wait, a guy dressed as sue storm and no one noticed? anatomically, wouldn't the groping, give it away? (pun intended). i call bull.

shakey said...

Starburst, I thought Vin and Maria only "canoodled" once in a washroom ...

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