Octo-Mom Lies: World Not Shocked
You know that surgery that Nadya Suleman is having which was supposed to leave her unable to get pregnant? Yeah, that surgery. The one where the entire world paused for one minute to give thanks when they heard the news. Anyway, it turns out she lied to the world about the type of surgery she is having. Oh, you think she is getting some plastic surgery? I think so too, but that wasn't the lie. Oh, excuse me. She refers to it as an exaggeration.
Instead of her having half her uterus removed as she indicated previously, she is instead having a myomectomy which involves having doctors removing fibroids from the uterus. Want the quote of the year? Nadya says that having the operation, "will actually enhance her fertility," but she says she isn't having any additional kids.
Umm. I bet she has more kids. I really, really feel she is going to have more kids. She probably won't find a doctor to help her with IVF, but she is going to give it a shot either by sex or with a baster. I can just feel it.
18 comments:
wow, so much for personal accountability.
I need the same surgery, but have yet to announce it to the world.
I hope a truck backs up on her.
Hopefully that would end any more pregnancy possibilities.
She absolutely stuns me. The shameless lies and self-promotion, selling out her kids' souls for HER "fame". Sickening.
Anybody who defends her on ANY level needs to be slapped.
I need to see some recent pics. Do her lips look any fuller?
fuck her and her clown car vagina.
take care of the ones you have!
I'm so over this woman... *yawwwn* Honestly she can do very little to surprise me at this point.
If she does get pregnant again, I wonder if the Duggars will take it as a personal challenge?
ITA, I fully expect her to get pregnant again. She's crazy like that.
Uh, she could get pregnant the old fashioned, ahem, way. I know she says that she won't date but considering all the lies she tells, how she might possibly get around to finding herself a man who is dumb enough to knock her up.
LMFO AnonMom .. talk about creeping me out, the Duggars are one family tree I dont want to climb!
How in God's name would you remove HALF a uterus anyway?
jenn, i was going to say the same thing!
now, they can do a lift, can't they?
and she sure as hell needs one!
i also wonder about these "fibroids" of hers. she's GOT to be a mess inside. seems to me, don't they usually remove the uterus when there are fibroids? can you even IMAGINE how psychotic she would be if they took her ovaries and she goes through surgical menopause?
good for the world, quite possibly dangerous for her litter.
meh, i'll believe it when i see it. and maybe i should read the article before i let MY hormones (or what there is left of them) shoot their mouths off.
I'm going to eat a burrito which will enhance my fartability. By Nadya's logic, I guess I should alert the media.
"clown car vagina"
Funniest. Line. Ever.
Lol @ jax clown car = priceless.
My sister-in-law had to have her entire uterus removed because of fibroids, but only after she suffered (in the way I won't say out of deference to any males reading) for several years. It seems like Nadyalina Jolieman has been around for years now, but the truth is it's only been 5 months since she brought forth the fruit of her media obsessed loins. So who really knows how long it would take for her to get back to normal? Why worry about it now?
I say tummy tuck and boob lift.
She's mentally ill and cannot tell the truth, in a way it's probably a blessing she has almost no interest in her children because she would just teach them to be little liars too.
I think when what little money she's been able to generate off the kids ends she will indeed have more children. When you have fibroids like that and you are done having kids they take the uterus, when you have the fibroids removed and keep the uterus it's for reproduction in the future, the doctors prefer to take the uterus out with this condition. Nice. She's planning on adding to her Romanian Orphanage it appears.
By little money I mean what she's stealing from the taxpayers in California, it's in the millions by now but actual Jimmy Choo, no college fund money she's taken for interviews. I'm glad no one is rewarding her with a show. It won't stop her though.
If she doesn't need to have her uterus entirely removed, the removal of fibroids leaves scars that prevent embryos from attaching to the uterine wall. After this, she may not be physically capable of having any more successful IVFs. Thank Gahd!
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