Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

Looking at the before and after picture of Real Housewife Jeana Keough does not even tell the story. I watched Thintervention last night and her weight loss looks way more dramatic on television. She should be very proud of herself.
Jessica Simpson and Maria Shriver. I wish Maria would have asked Jessica to spell Ahnold's last name. That would have been classic.
Justin Timberlake and the now black haired Jessica Biel.
James Woods takes a picture on the set of his new movie.
I think Macaulay's t-shirt says it all.
Mark Ruffalo and Julianne More in London. I really want to see The Kids Are All Right.
A new dress code in ping pong.
Apparently Rosario Dawson has seen that dress code in action.
Shakira - Los Angeles
With as much fighting as Snooki does, boxing lessons seem like a good idea.
The lovely Thandie Newton.
Taylor Swift - New York


timebob said...

Jessica Biel is getting manlier and manlier.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

The first thing that popped into my head when I saw Jessica Biel was "Freddie Mercury"

mooshki said...

How sad is it that Thandie Newton actually looks "normal" sized now compared to all the anorexic stars we're seeing these days?

libby said...

OF COURSE Biel is horning in on Justin's recent success. She is shameless.

What does she have on him?

chihuahuense said...

on a side note, I'm sure glad they changed the little video of Jackie Warner when they do their advertisement of "thintervention" now she is wearing these board short things and looks awesome, but initially she had biker shorts on and crossed her arms and for someone who doesn't have any fat on their body she very closely resembled any 50 year old beer bellied bar fly (man) who had shimmied into a pair of his 10 year old daughter's shorts. I mean, it was beyond unattractive.

Then, this morning, right before I went to sleep, I saw Maria Shriver and Matt Lauer, and Maria, for some reason (does she smoke?) doesn't look like she has a wrinkle on her taut face except for around her mouth. When she talks, it looks like a pulsating anus. I'm not really big on plastic surgery/fillers and I don't know exactly what she has done, but it looks extremely odd to have a porcelain forehead and then a 200 year old mouth.

Ok, I should stop.

Lady J said...


I believe they are beards for each other.

Ice Angel said...

Dare I say that Macauley looks kinda...hot???

Lady J said...

lol @ chihuahuense

skeeball said...

snooki=waste of space

weezy said...

I've only seen the earliest eps of "Real Housewives" -- is Jeana the real estate agent?

PotPourri said...

I thought the chick on the left was Jessica Simpson and NOT Maria until I saw Jessica on the right. Maria's had the ole Teenage Cheerleader Overhaul. Really Sad.

califblondy said...

Jeana was into real estate until the market went to hell.

Jackie Warner used to be my girlcrush, but the ad pictures of her wearing the bike shorts were bad and I hate her hair longer.

Maria Shriver has the Kennedy wrinkles.

RocketQueen said...

Love Thandie but that dress is doing nothing for her.

Jessica Biel looks...high or something?

That's a great picture of Dawson.

Mango said...

Justin Timberlake looks like an old Jewish man in that pic.

Someone please answer this: If a tanning salon can paint a person orange, why can't they paint a person brown?

MadLyb said...

Yes, Ice Angel, he does look hot. I guess Mila Kunis has good taste after all. Never could figure it, but that pic sort of converted me.

I don't like Taylor Swift. Perhaps I truly am going to hell. Something about that girl ain't true.

Robert said...

@chihuahuense: I get the same "pulsating anus" (ha!) impression watching Lisa Rinna talk. At least with her old pulsating anus.

selenakyle said...

That's the best photo of Snooki I've ever seen.

lanasyogamama said...

Thandie Newton gives off a bitch vibe. I think Zoe Saldana is even prettier than Thandie.

I saw Shriver on tv earlier, omg she looks crazy. That hair, that chin, yikes.

ForSure said...

Hasn't Snooki ever seen a picture or videotape of herself? Ever? She cannot honestly think she looks good sporting that skintone. It does not exist in nature.

Meg said...

Wow! Jeana looks great.

Snooki's hair actually looks good there though...orange skin & purple lips aside.

Ruse said...

Damn Macauley....I will def push your hot button.

I wonder if Susan Sarandon is behind the ping pong uniform change.

Rosario looks so good!!

Ruse said...

*scuse me, awesome button.

__-__=__ said...

chihuahuense - yes, you should stop now. Really on a roll there! I laughed!!

Is Justin sick? I saw that picture and just don't think he looks well.

J-Mo said...

Justin looks like crap, the hat and glasses are just not working. Anyone else think Thandie Newton looks like an exotic Paltrow?


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