Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Megan Fox Does Not Want Marilyn On Her Body - OK With BAG Touching Her Though


A little word of advice to Megan Fox. Before you get your next tattoo you might want to do some research so you don't have to go through the painful process of removing them again. This research could include making sure the Chinese characters you are placing on your body really mean what someone said they mean and not something like, "Where is the bathroom," or one of my favorites, 白色的线是装卸只.

This should also include researching people that are going to end up on your body, and in it for that matter. Megan Fox told Amica which is a fashion magazine in Italy, that she was going to remove her Marilyn Monroe tattoo because "She was a negative person, she was disturbed, bipolar. I do not want to attract this kind of negative energy in my life." See, if Megan had read about this previously, she probably could have avoided this end result. Instead, she probably was hot boxing one day, saw a vision of Marilyn Monroe and decided to get her tattooed that day. Do not rush tattoos or you end up looking like this.

29 comments:

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Who gets visions in a hotbox?

Karmen said...

"She was a negative person, she was disturbed, bipolar. I do not want to attract this kind of negative energy in my life."

I'm pretty sure bipolar people, myself included, don't want a nasty ho like you in their lives, either. Sod off, you trashy bitch.

Robert said...

Gotta love the never-ending parade of misspelled tattoos...!

parissucksliterally said...

methinks Megan got tired of reading people's opinions of that ugly tattoo.

MISCH said...

She really is an idiot.

Ellen said...

Perhaps Ms. Fox has just recently learned to read, or is just incensed that she was not considered for the lead in My Week With Marilyn.

Linnea said...

She really, really is.

I never thought she was particularly clever, but that seals the deal. What an IDIOT!

And Karmen, I am with you. I am sure negative, "disturbed" people are going to love that.

Anonymous said...

Countdown to the appologize. She was misquoted or whatever. BWAAA!

Sadie said...

"or one of my favorites, 白色的线是装卸只"
ok so I googled it and came up with: White line is the loading and unloading only

ANYBODY?

Jennifer said...

Ok, so the story is funny enough on its own (what an idiot!) but I had never seen the phrase "hot boxing" before, and the first thing that popped to mind was something ala "hot yoga". Boxing in a 100 degree room and having visions. Anyway after a thought or two more I figured out that term, though I always used "clam bake".

.robert said...

Never heard of it being called a clam bake.

figgy said...

Or how about just having the foresight to think that, hmmm, maybe 20 years down the line or so, I won't want ANYbody's face permanently inked into my skin? Geez

Yesterday I saw a, I'm sorry, but tragically unattractive woman walking with her son. Son's face was tattooed on her leg. It was just wrong in so, so many ways, and certainly not doing any favors to him.

SkittleKitty said...

Re: the Chinese characters tattoo.

I'm guessing someone got a tattoo in Chinese that they thought was very profound and thought-provoking, but it actually a quote of a street sign for taxis (I think it's usually "the yellow line is for loading and unloading only" rather than white).

That is pretty sad...

Lelaina Pierce said...

I'm glad she's having it removed. I find it distracting. I think some tattos are super cool, but that one...nah.

Jasmine said...

I was actually pretty insulted this bitch said that about Marilyn Monroe. I defy her to live in the completely misogynistic era of the 50s and early 60s where Marilyn existed and deal with the sort of shit she had to deal with.
I consider Marilyn to be a tragic story of a woman who was crushed by a shitty life. Fuck Megan Fox and her born in the late 80s ass for thinking she can judge someone from another time who was in a difficult state of mind.

And by the way Megan, whoever would want a tattoo of YOU? Other than some greasy truckers or drunk frat guys, I cant think of anyone.
So shut up.

Unknown said...

In other news, a celebrity farted this morning and the sun blacked out for a moment when all of the news choppers convened to get the scoop.

*rolls eyes*

I get the irony of me being annoyed ON a gossip site about gossip but it's just getting ridiculous. These famewhores know that whatever they say or do will spike the internets for days, so now we get to read about every brain crap they take.

RocketQueen said...

I actually agree with Megan. Marilyn wasn't the most stable person around folks, you all know it! But yeah, most people would have known that before having her tattooed on your forearm...dumbass.

Baka Neko said...

If being bi polar makes you a bad role model then Abraham Lincoln was a bad role model as well.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

I'm glad she's getting it removed too. Although I don't buy her story. She's removing it to further her career. I'll bet someone on her team told her she'd have a higher chance of being considered for roles if she had the thing removed. Just like I'm sure someone in her team told her to put on some weight. Which was VERY good advice.

old ;ady said...

When my husband was 17 and in Korea, Marilyn came and entertained the troops. My husband got to meet her and couldn't even talk so she hugged him. Marilyn may of had problems, but she made a lot of people happy.

Snakeoiler said...

She can "research" me, anytime. But then, I have too much negativity to be much good for her.

messystation said...

He is talking about the movie "Airplane!" where the man and woman are saying on the PA "The white zone for loading and unloading." and "The red zone is for loading and unloading." Finally, she says, "This is just because you're pissed at me for getting an abortion."

brendalove@gmail.com said...

It's really not a bad tattoo, the problem is where it is on her body. If she was going to have an arm full of crap like Kat Von D, it might not have been so bad, but having this huge random face on your forearm like that just doesn't look good.

ardleighstreet said...

Megan, you are possibly the dumbest bitch ever. MM is an icon of beauty while you are the epitomy of a Hollywood idiot who is going to be forgotten in 10 years.

Jennifer H. said...

I like Megan Fox. She's entertaining due to the lack of a filter on her thoughts. Sometimes she says things that are stupid, sometimes she says what no one else will dare say (but probably because she's too dumb to realize she should just shut up). Either way, I'm usually entertained.

Looking at that picture I'm wondering, is her forehead receding? If so, I wonder if that's natural or if she went overboard with electrolysis?

The Black Cat said...

I'm sure her tattoo could easily be covered up by makeup that it shouldn't prevent her from getting work.
It's amazing that MM is still such an iconic figure all these years later. I wonder if that would be the case had she died in different circumstances or lived until a much older age.

Binky Melnik said...

Ooh, yeah, mental illness and its "negative energy." Same with hunger, AIDS, the tsunami in Japan, and your ugly, shiny, fake, plastic face: its all negative, so let's turn from it and ignore it. Way to go AGAIN, StupidHead. It's obviously too late to quit worrying about your ugly tattoos and start developing your pea brain.

Bit dams said...

she is so beautiful. then she opens her mouth and totally spoils the effect. she is quoted as saying the wrong thing so often it has to be that she is either really dumb, or just a bitch.

B said...

Agreed Jasmine!

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