This C+ list mostly movie actor has one of the more strange pick up lines you have heard. "I used to be the boyfriend of (B list mostly movie actress who is A+++ list when it comes to name recognition and C list when it comes to acting talent). Apparently that line works enough to get him a date or two. It is kind of sad really.
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 238 of 238Holy whoresnacks, you guys - Lindsay has a movie coming out with Adrien Brody!
Grab the bleach, because Adrien Brody just shit the bed
@agent, not now ironman still makes me lol too. @B for the last few weeks has seemed to try and stir the who is enty pot lately. A couple of us bit a few weeks ago, I even referenced that thread to him, guess he was just not feeling the love? Who knows, but B's tantrums are fun.
What exactly is interracial dp? You guys know me and Googling, I have to click search. But not if it is going to send the government after my ass. Maybe I will just search it on someone else's laptop...
Haha, according to the IMDB comments, this has been on the shelf for a couple of years. Lilo getting happy with a new release that's really old, eh?
(re release date)
"Before they said fall of 2010. Later on they had a poster saying summer of 2011. IMDB says June 2011, but now if you look on the website, the trailer and poster are both gone."
Rob Schneider's in it, so you know it's going to be Oscar-worthy.
My theory is that B is Phillip from Survivor a couple seasons back. Remember him? He claimed he was a CIA agent and super important, generally just drove everyone crazy.
We should get "Not now Ironman" t-shirts. We'll walk around and be able to "wink nudge" at each other.
Robin! I was thinking the same thing earlier today but didn't want to go there. Thanks for sharing!
It's threads like this that make me love this place so hard. I'll buy a t-shirt.
You all have truly made my night, bras off to you, thanks.
I just got home from work. OMG!
I missed everything!!!
But @JSierra - I did not miss touching Norman on the butt... I mean back. He leaned in and we touched heads and he had his arm around me. He smelled good too. I think he would have let me kiss him on the cheek, but my BF was standing right there. *le sigh* Rooker was there too but it was too much $$$ to get a pic with both. Rooker is sexy in a different kind of way. Reedus smolders. Rooker is a horn dog.
JSierra, I'm pretty sure DP is double penetration.
From one whore to another ;)
@TV Junkie! He is sexy!!! He is!
Sexy is more than physical looks. It's how you carry yourself and what you shine out! He's a bit shy but there's a whole lotta sexy in there!!!
I think he's handsome.
@rexruther - I just burped up some wine! Blech!
@Sunny - Did you ever see Trainspotting? Shit the bed takes on a whole new meaning! More Blech!!!
Hey HEY I'm not a Whore. Just a Proud Slut who happens to like S&M from time to time while my neighbor watches.
@ JSierra - please check your CDaN email
@ Prolixe - is the Brody movie that "comedy" co-written by the Sham-wow guy? OMG, it looks DISMAL. Really, really bad. In the trailer he's holding a gun and in what's supposed to be a play on Dirty Harry he utters the line, "Go ahead, make me gay." Yeah, it's THAT BAD.
Dia
I never saw Trainspotting (but I get where you're going with this). I just like to pepper my convos with "shit the bed" and "screw the pooch" once in a while. I'm not quite sure why
@SillyGirl: That's sweet, darlin'. If you are in the North East and want to get together and Google some porn sometime, I'll post contact info ;)
@Amber: Depends. Guy shows up at a hotel room w/ sack full of burritos for ya, hits it and splits, then Whore. Burrito delivery guy shows up, and gets a BJ in lieu of cash, again, Whore. Guy takes you out for burritos with some door holding, listens to some yappin, etc and you decide to show him you enjoyed yourself by offering a taco (nod to Mango) to put his burrito in, NOT a Whore.
@JSierra: Interracial DP is Interracial Double Penetration, generally assumed to be a white chick and 2 black guys, one in the pink and one in the stink.
To clear up any confusion, DVP would be Double Vaginal Penetration, as in 2 in the pink, and DAP would be Double Anal, 2 in the stink. I am against both of these, as I am a firm believer in the saying I created, "If there aint taint 'tween the dicks, its fuckin gay." Not to be anti-gay, it just isn't something I want to see while abusing myself.
Side note: IR porn is a big money maker. Fulfills black guys' white chick fantasies and racist white guys' delusions that doing black guys is degrading for white chicks. Some porn whores hold out on it to work black porn fans into a lather for their first IR scene. IR leads to some funny DVD titles, like OH NO! There's A Negro In My Daughter. An IR company has one of my favorite names for a company/website: dogfart.com.
@Sunny - there is a scene where dude is at his GF's house after a night of too much drinking and shits the bed. He tries to put the dirty sheets in the wash and mom is tugging on them and shit goes flying! It was awful!!!
But dayum, Johnny Lee Miller and Ewan McGregor! And Robert Carlyle!!!
Hello Mr Count. I want to officially introduce myself to you. I like pink cocktails and drinking before 9am. You are a cad, but in the best sort of way. Between you and Libby and Amber, I never need to google the scary stuff.
;)
@ Dia - I've seen Trainspotting and I don't remember that scene! Then again, it was years ago. But still, that sort of thing NEVER happens at my house so you'd think I'd remember it, LOL!
@ Count J - I know it's very wrong but OMG, I lol'd at the title to that movie! Furthermore, I think you could retire on the fortune you'd make selling t-shirts with the saying you created. Just don't sink your life savings into it, m'kay?
Sorry, I'm tired and punchy.
I must be a whore because I thought it was going to be something much, much worse than double penetration.
Dia I just squealed so loud, I am so jealous!!
Mango roger that.
Count you are my internet version of Norman Reedus.
Pro again I show my whoriness because I went into a giggle fit when you said that your TA blushed every time he would load a slide. Maybe it just shows that I am immature lol
Ok, serious question that is a little inappropriate, but I have always wondered. When partaking in some double penetration, can you feel the other guys penis? It's not like there is a lot of room down there, and with two sabers jabbing away I feel like they would be bound to make indirect contact with only membranes and whatnot separating you and your bro from a true sausage fest.
@ dia, Pleasure to make your acquaintance and thank you for the kind words. I enjoy the old wake and bake from time to time, so I can drive us to breakfast the morning after a burrito feast.
@ Mango, not a bad idea, I could hock em outside porn expos and swinger clubs. Whattaya think about: "it aint gay if there's only one dude in the room".
re: DVD titles. JMProductions, at jerkoffzone.com, has some eye popping titles. They use the "Negro in" one with Mom and Wife in it to hit the MILF and cuckold genres for IR. They have crazy non IR titles/themes also, like Anal Full Nelson and Muffin Top Teens.
@JSierra, This time you made me use the Google. Norman Reedus, one of the dudes from Boondock Saints, great movie, that is cool. How and I the internet version?
Re: DP. I have never partaken with another dude, but have experienced sharing close quarters in a female's nether region with a vibrator and fingers. Yes you can feel it. Them walls are right next to each other, fer chrissakes. Why you think guys always try to thumb the pucker in doggy?
If you believe in the G-spot, there is said to be another spot on the opposite side that can trigger different orgasms. My experimentation in such things wasn't frequent enough to really give it a go, so I can't speak to the veracity of that. If you like, you could take up the mantle and get back to us with the results. Basically it calls for a thumb and index finger inserted, as you would imagine, then rubbed together. Bean flicking of some sort should accompany this.
Anyone remember what the blind was about?
I have no words for how amazing this site can be some days. That recap was hilarious!
@JSierra, I hit edit. EDIT, not the trash can.
No, you are not whoriness, I got the snickers every time, too. I had lunch with him once and he said he had to TA that class because he did something stupid in another class. There's a story under there!
@Count, there was a part of the class that the prof called the "the thin pink line". Imma stop there and give you the mic.
LOL this was a good read to catch up on.
@Count - if "I'll let you do me if you go get me a burrito" makes me a ho, I don't wanna be...not a ho..?
I'm confused, I thought we were crazy old cat ladies, now we're whores? I guess we're crazy whores that like cats.
Love this post, you guys rock. (Leave my porn history alone!)
@Cantara Christopher.
>>"I'm J-- G--'s father." <<
Jennie Garth?
@Lola. OMG, B dated Enty. That's how he knows who Enty is and which blinds are "really real" and which ones are "how stupid are you to not know these are fake?"
@Jerkula: I don't understand anything you said after Boondock Saints. Jeez, I feel sheltered. And I work in a prison. =|
BWAHAHA. I just read the 60+ comments that I missed after I passed out on Thursday because I was so exhausted by my day job being a ghostly Burrito Whore doing the 12-hour interracial DP shift.
You people are seriously funny.
It s always worth reading you people, always worth.
Awesome post.
What’s a horndog? A cheater? Or just a flirt?
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