Justin Bieber Investigated For Battery
Just hours after stripping in a Polish airport to show off his chest or his first chest hair, Justin Bieber arrived home in Los Angeles and immediately tried to prove that the skid marks on his drawers were not his fault. Actually, what happened is that Justin's neighbor came over and complained that Justin's cars were terrorizing the neighborhood and Justin made contact with the guy because his bodyguards could not hold him back. Justin is such an a-hole. I don't know if it is roids or drugs or just having a tiny peen, but he is out of control. The neighbor filed a report with police. The whole neighborhood thinks Justin is a spoiled little punk and hate him. Huh, just like the rest of the world who is not female and 12.
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Eh, this follows Enty's third law of celebrity - money does not buy you class.
Roid rage!
Don't make Bieber angry..you wouldn't like him when he's angry!
Can't wait to share with my 14 year old son - we are enjoying watching the fall of the Bieber together - ah, sweet family bonding time.
(I don't really want any young person to fail or act like an asshole - it's just the deflation of the ginormous PR bullshit balloon that we're enjoying. Get it together, Justin!)
@RCB - if we were doing breed standard classifications he'd be a teacup Hulk, right?
I don't care about Beiber but I am really having a hard time holding this in:
My husband and I are finally expecting!
Sorry, I needed to get that one out because it is early and we aren't really telling anyone yet.
Man that felt good.
Where's his Dad?
Wonderful news Karrots! *whispers* I won't tell a soul... : )
@lucas lmao- yes he is indeed a teacup Hulk- he turns bright pink when he rages!
Congrats on your little bunny Karrots :)
Yay, Karrots!!!
Congratulations, Karrots! Little baby karrot on the way.
I think this picture sums up the thigh high pants look. He's using the zipper bulge to add some nonexistent inches. (what an unfortunate shot for the security guy, he looks like he got surprised during the sack check) Best watch those 'roids, boy. That guard had to look way to long and hard to find anything to check.
Congrats Karrots!!
Thwap! Pull up your freaking pants, young man!!
Congratulations, Karrots!! Babykarrot on the way!! =)
Jinx @ Cathy. ;)
I really don't care about Bieber but I had to come congratulate Karrots!! Really happy for you and your hubby :)
Congrats, Karrots!
Congrats and good luck!
Thank you so much guys (and enty for letting me jack the Bieber thread) - I am terrible with patience and am too excited to keep it in!
Yay Karrots! Congrats!
Congrats @Karrots!
Yay Karrots! Best wishes to you. How far along are you?
Congrats! And if it's a boy don't EVER let him wear his pants like Beiber is. Nothing makes my blood boil like seeing these idiots with their pants below their butt cheeks. It looks SO STUPID! I HATE IT!!!
@ Jeneral
We are about 6-7 weeks. I go for an ultrasound next week so we'll get a better estimate then.
Congratulations Karrots! I love happy news.
i love the fluffing up of his hair, trying to add an inch or two to his vertically challenged height. What an swipe!
His cars were terrorizing the neighborhood? Are his cars Decepticons?
That other guy in the pic looks like he is gonna vom in the trash can;)
@ethorne - lol!
@karrots - Congratulations!!! So exciting and not being able to tell anyone is just about torture :D so glad you got to spill the beans to us first :D
Congrats, Karrots!!!
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Lol @ethorne!
Congrats, Karrots! Whew, indeed!
Karrots, congrats !
When I saw the headline, I assumed the biebs was in trouble for stealing batteries. There's no way on earth this tweeny kid could actually hurt anyone without help.
The one time you need the Westboro Church and where are they?
congrats karrots!
Congrats @ Karrots!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH BABY NEWS!!!
Karrots congrats love!
Beibs.. uuuuuugh. Anyone else have a feeling he might out Lindsey Lindsey?
Congratulations, Karrot!
@lucas, way too early for you to get the Countess's song in my head..lol
Congratulations, Karrots!
Congrats on the pending new addition, Karrots!
I don't normally detest celebrities, but I detest this little shit.
Congrats sweetie here's hoping for a smooth pregnancy filled with love, a easy delivery and a healthy happy little one! I am having a bit of a long day and that kind of news just lifts my spirits thank you for sharing!
Good on you, Karrots! Congrats. I know how much you wanted this :)
Ethorne, this is hilarious. That it all.
Congrats Karrots!! I'm looking forward to all the updates. Most people here seem to like the OT stuff, it's what makes it such a community, it's why I've been reading so long & now I feel brave enough to write too.
I was looking at Lainey (v boring without your comments) and if you look on the 26th March posting there's a great photo of Beibs being lifted out of his car seat by his Manny/Bodyguard.
"Most people here seem to like the OT stuff"
Within reason. Lately some of us have started waiting for people to start sharing their bowel movements.
Karrots, congratulations, please keep us posted.
Funnily enough, the spiel on Justin Bieber isn't showing up for me, even the iPad is sick of him.
Fair play Mooshki, we'd better steer clear of anything John Mayer related.
There is no information here on this posting about what he supposedly did. Am I missing something?
Congrats to you Karrots!!!Hope you have a trouble free pregnancy and the healthiest little sprout ever.
I'm just reading this now, and I thought there was no text with this post. Just the picture being the punchline to the header. Hah. (Then I highlighted the blank space and saw it.)
Congratulations Karrots! It's very flattering that you chose to share your fabulous news with us!
Bieber is a little guy who wants to be a big guy, it can only lead to trouble.
@Lucas, good one!
Thank you Amber..That was weird. I couldn't see any text at all.
i remember when my son wanted to grow his hair out like beiber
. it grew out into a curly fro lol
he was so upset
Congrats!!!!!!
@karrots Congrats on the baby news! Postive thoughts for a smooth pregnancy.
Speaking of babies, has anyone heard from @cornbread? I think she's due next month. I loved the pic of her & her hubby that was submitted in Dec.
Apologies to @Mooshki & others for going off topic. Am a newbie (lurker) who recently started posting, also.
It would be hilarious if the neighbor was Nikki Sixx. I remember hearing Nikki say he wasn't happy that Bieber was moving into his neighborhood.
Now that Nikki has kids, he'd complained a while back (pre-Biebs) about how fast people were driving & not watching out for kids playing.
Who knew Nikki Sixx would be the one out of Motley Crue to yell "Get off my lawn" while he waves his guitar-shaped cane in the air. Ha-ha-ha!
Just kidding on the last part. Nikki Sixx is a pretty righteous dude.
ROTFL!!!!!!!!!
Congratulations Karrots!
Justine was probably just experiencing PMS.
Congratulations Karrot Mom!!!!!!
I'm only seeing drugs and little punk under the picture, kinda odd....
Awesome news @karrots!!! Congratulations.
<3 ethorne
Just came here to congratulate Karrots!!! Baby karrots on the way,yay!!!
I think it's cute that you are announcing on Easter! You know, carrots, bunnies, eggs...
Hum... yeah... it made sense in my head though when I thought of it... Nevermind... lol
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