Wednesday, May 01, 2013

Farrah Abraham Just Wants To Go Back To School

Farrah Abraham gave an interview to In Touch for some $ which she will probably use to finish off her Master's Degree. I know, I know, you are saying to yourself, master's degree? Last we saw Farrah she was struggling with culinary/bartender school and now she is ready to get her masters degree? She has to finish her undergraduate studies first. All of it. You and I both know she is full of crap, just like when she insists this was all just for her but when people were interested she decided to listen to offers. That is why she hired a professional director and a big porn star to be in it. She has that kind of cash lying around for a selfie. I would be shocked if Farrah goes back to school. She wants to be the next Kim Kardashian and she was willing to go back door to get there. Kim didn't go there, although Kim was willing to go to other places. Paris went there, but not on tape. Just for coke.

37 comments:

LottaColada said...

Stills from Farrah's porno

NSFW-ish

Goodnight said...

I can't wait until this trick goes away for good.

Jeneral said...

Imagine the issues her poor kid is going to have to deal with because of her Mom's porn flick.

Ms Cool said...

Let me raise her kid.

hunter said...

Gaaaaa, what's wrong with me I want to click on that link but I'm at work.

LottaColada said...

Hunter, they're censored if that helps

ethorne said...

So to sum it up, she takes it in the butt.

auntliddy said...

Waste of a life.

Meanie Rhysie said...

What she lacks in brains, accountability and class....

That there says it all. She doesn't even look...real. LOL

Oh, god, that poor baby of hers.

Oopsy_Daisy said...

Why is this person news? There's nothing entertaining about terrible parents and their poor life choices all in the name of celebrity and $.

Pini 27 said...

She's got a good body and an unfortunate face, I think she'll end up marrying some older sleaze once she is forced to accept that her porn video won't lead to anything other than porn.

Who knows, she might stick with porn if she's good at the backdoor. Bondage and degradation porn, here she comes!

Pip said...

Did she really think that people would believe that was a private sex tape? Just by those pictures, it's obvious there was an entire film crew.

Cathy said...

Well, at least the way she's doing it won't result in another baby - silver lining?

Pip said...

Lol, Cathy!

SusanB said...

I've never wanted kids but I would do a better job of raising that child than this idiot. At least I'd try and do my best. This is a damn shame and I really think this crap shouldn't be shown on TV to people stupid enough to think this is a good idea.

Gayeld said...

Way to see the bright side of things!

Claritysk said...

maybe im getting too old, but who the heck is this? one of the mom teens off mtv?

sighs...

Unknown said...

Who will hire her to do anything after she got fucked in the ass on film??? Aside from more porn - I don't see her going anywhere. I just wish we'd stop hearing about her. Such an ugly person - inside and out

Wen said...

Enty - Kim DID go there.

Anonymous said...

Oh myyyyy.... clutching pearls.... back door for coke? Can anyone tell me, Count, anyone, WHY THE HELL DO MEN WANT OR CARE AT ALL ABOUT ANAL SEX??? WTF???? Is it the forbidden poop shoot fruit? What is it? Are they wanting to hear, oh you're so big, oh wow I like it, didn't think I would but I did, I'm a dirty birdy, bad girl, etc, what. the. fuck?????????

DewieTheBear said...

Please, I beg you: Teen Mom Free May.

IamFabulousBitches said...

+1

SaintsFan said...

For all those saying this will only lead to more porn, unfortunately it didn't work out that way for Kim K. I'm afraid this society is so downhill that she will find more offers for "designing" something or maybe a reality show. I wish you all were right but I'm not holding out hope that we have seen the last of her on tv, and I don't mean the porn channel.

Pini 27 said...

Yeah, but Saints KK and Paris were attractive at least. I know its hard to get past the excessive plastic surgery and general nastiness, but they were.

They also had some connections, unlike this chick.

__-__=__ said...

If people are paying for cable to watch people live in trailer parks then Farrah will male plenty of money. That poor kid. Hope she moves out of Bee Cave soon!

SaintsFan said...

@Pini, thanks for the laugh and optimistic view. I hope you are right!

chemical said...

My heart aches for Sophia.

Cathy said...

@Anna - I may be completely wrong on this, but in my experience, guys who are really into anal tend to have rage issues. It's not something I've done or have any interest in doing, but as an example, a guy on a dating website sent me a completely unprovoked message asking if I like anal. I should have ignored him, but I responded, telling him that he was disgusting and I suggested he find a new approach for talking to women. He responded and COMPLETELY WENT OFF ON ME, calling me a bitch and a whore and telling me to go fuck myself, among other things. It's one thing for a guy to be curious about trying it, or using it as part of foreplay, but it seems like the guys who are REALLY into anal have anger issues toward women.

Gypsy said...

Say what you will, but when is the last time you made $1.5m for doing what you probably do for free? I loathe these desperate hos but damn if she didn't make some money. Pretty sure she'll blow it, but for a dipshit, she pulled in a paycheck.

skimpymist said...

I'm looking forward for the video to be released. Not necessarily to see Farrah but to see James deen in all his glory.

mooshki said...

Skimpymist, you don't have to wait for this video to see that, lol. He's made over 1500 films, I think? And a bunch of them are on the interwebs for free.

annabella said...

who cares about this beyotch. I'm sick enough that she actually got more than chump change for her porn tape.

if she doesn't have the mama kardashian manager behind her, she aint going nowhere.

kelgela2 said...

So basically... Kimmy and Paris have more class than this hoe?

feraltart said...

When was doing anal for coke classy? Whoreish, yes.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

She should go to Disneyland and get a job as one of those wandering Princess cartoon characters. That's exactly what she looks like in that photo.

NaughtyNurse said...

In answer to the question being bounced around: My understanding from my male friends who are all totally normal, NOT raging women-hating asses, is that they crave the back door simply because it is tighter than the vajayjay. Very simple. No pseudopsych mumbo jumbo. It just feels good to them.

lutefisk said...

Good thing her father was willing to broker this deal for her. He must be really proud of her after her film debut.

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