Sunday, March 23, 2014

Blind Items Almost Revealed

December 2, 2013

This is one of the better most juicy items in a few weeks. Let me make this as simple as possible. You have a guy who is an actor and a writer but is probably C list in what he has accomplished. He has almost A list name recognition thanks to his A+ list actress girlfriend who has C list talent. The actress knows the actor cheated but she doesn't know who he cheated with. I do. It took a long time to put the pieces together but it all works out. It turns out the best friend of the actress who is a B+ list celebrity with a daily gig was doing her daily dose of vodka and coke and was doing it with the best friend's boyfriend. The next thing you know the two were going at it in that dirty kind of way our A+ list actress would never allow. When the celebrity realized what they had done she freaked out and thought she was going to lose her best friend and her access and feeling like a big shot. The boyfriend though promised to keep everything quiet. He was busted by his girlfriend because of the teeth marks all over his body. Our A+ lister told this to her best friend and a couple of other people at a dinner. One of the people at that dinner knows it is the trademark of the B list celebrity so put it together and passed it on to me who is passing it on to you.

Apparently the two women have stopped speaking and this was the cause of a huge fight between the boyfriend and the girlfriend and why they did not see each other for several months.

57 comments:

Unknown said...

Jenn Aniston
Justin Theroux
Chelsea Handler

Tru said...

You beat me to it. Easy peasy.

TalksTooMuch said...

Ohmygod, was this the Chelsea Handler / Theroux mess? JT is hella hot though

SugarTitz said...

Manniston. Theroux.handler. no trip to Cabo for you!! Courtney Cox is conveniently back in rotation.

trudi said...

So apparent it doesn't count as a blind.

Aeol said...

Well, at last report, Justin hates Chelsea because she is a party animal and a bad influence and a fame whore blah blah blah...but he was okay with sleeping with her? Yeah okay.
And it's a little unfair to say he's C+ list in terms of his accomplishments. He's a successful writer and producer, and he makes big money off that.

TanGyal said...

Definitely Justin Theroux, Jennifer Aniston, and Chelsea Handler. Not changing my original guess.

Unknown said...

CH must have plied JT up with a lot of booze to get that to happen.

sandybrook said...

Id probably need to be annihilated to want to fuck Chelsea too.

Sherry said...

Oh man even I got this one. Easy peasy.

But come on CH...you NEVER fuck your friends man. And I thought she was one of the better women out there. Guess not. Seems like Jennifer put it together as well.

WareCat said...

Haha!
Hopefully she didn't take her teeth grinding from coke out on his penis too.

PJ said...

"The next thing you know the two were going at it in that dirty kind of way our A+ list actress would never allow."

Hmm. Seems pretty obvious to me-and everyone else-who this blind is supposed to be about, but doesn't that quote DIRECTLY contradict several other blinds/reveals about Aniston and her supposed "super kinky" sex life with Theroux? Gotta be careful, these more and more frequent little slip ups might start to make loyal readers like myself question the site's credibility...

Truthfully though, no matter what, I'll probably still log on!

sandybrook said...

Oh you're right PJ wasn't she the topic of one blind where she screamed at him and said she even let him do anal with her?

Kelly said...

Not sure if I believe this one.

PJ said...

Could be @SandyBrook! But actually, I was thinking more along the lines of the "he handcuffed her to the bed, lost the key and ran into a hardware(?) store in just his BOXERS (Lol) in an attempt to get a replacement key" story. I mean, even though I thought that one was total horsesh*t from the start (seriously, Justin Thereoux-a guy who everyone one the planet knows is dating one of the most famous actresses on the world-ran out in public with basically no clothes on and there were zero pics/reports from bystanders/police called at all??) I'm almost certain it was revealed to be about him and Jen.

Some of these blinds are just way to far fetched-with no reports from anyone witnesses at all-to be true. They are incredibly entertaining though which is what keeps me coming back :D

timebob said...

50 Cent called Chelsea Handler Gator on Howard Stern. Because when he had sex with her she thrashed around and he had to try and just hold on.

Sherry said...

Agreed PJ but I come for the posters comments anyway and take some of these with a grain of salt.

sandybrook said...

I remember that one PJ it sounded ridiculous.

SugarTitz said...

Guess no Chelsea hanging with charlize either huh? Jennifer was her A list credit entry ant now no friends.

bugthecat said...

I call Bullsh*t. I don't believe he'd sleep with her.

epiphany said...

I'm staring at a pair of tube socks right now, and they're more interesting than Jennifer Aniston. I can understood JT's need for diversion. I do, however, question his choice. And I don't think that hardware store blind had anything to do with them, or at least them engaging in kinky times. She probably got stuck in one of her walk in closets.

MnGddess said...

"This is one of the better most juicy items..."

I have never seen "better most" used in that way. WOW.

AngieEatACheeseburger said...

I can't see Jen staying with him if this was true.

She is strong, gorgeous & talented and doesn't 'need' to be with him.

auntliddy said...

Time, well now thats just classy 8 ways to sunday.

SugarTitz said...

I think he did to try to force Jennifer hand in dumping him. He made it clear he wants out. He moved back to nyc. Sleep with bff. You'd think would do the trick. But no.

auntliddy said...

Ange-she doesnt have luck with men tho.

SugarTitz said...

She "needs" a pr- fiance. Like it or not she can't stay relevant and have ghost pregnancies unless she got a man who adores her. Low self esteem is her trademark. That and her hair.

auntliddy said...

Ephip-if JT needs diversion, then break up and move on. No ones holding a gun to his head to keep seeing her!

TinselSass said...

@epiphany...

"I'm staring at a pair of tube socks right now, and they're more interesting than Jennifer Aniston."

You are awesome. I treasure CDAN bons mots.

Thanks to all of you for the laughs... I am sick after weeks of nonstop work travels... while on the road, I read CDAN and feel less like a loner. Thanks!

AngieEatACheeseburger said...

@sugar...uhm, his show FILMS there

skippy said...

Epiphany tube socks fab. Are they striped & have individual toe bits. Have you coordinated with a onesey?
Love Sunday'.

ms snarky said...

I agree this sounds exactly like Handler / JT / JA.

BUT. Chelsea Handler was on Howard Stern recently and they were talking about how they were at JA's house in Cabo over the holidays, and JT played a practical joke on Howard. So ??

OKay said...

I thought that whole "I let you do anal" was supposed to have been about Kristen Wiig.

M. Brown said...

What I find far more interesting then the cheating is the friendship dynamics. So Hwn is BFF with Courtney again? Chelsea has formed a little coven with Reese and Goop. I'm glad she has that Mary What's her face whose husband cheated on her b/c she seems legit.

Sprink said...

Epiphany-- the tube sock line? I'm stealing it. Thank you.

Redd said...

Timebob that comment provoked or invoked a very disturbing image.

cowbulls said...

I'm all in on the Aniston/Theroux/Handler. Aniston has used sex so much for career advancement that she is like a robot. Think back to all the men that have banged her and then run away like their pants were on fire. She is so use to men groping her that she allowed that slug Gerald Butler’s to put his finger up her posterior while posing for pictures in public. No wonder Pitt fell for Jolie. With that background, Justin jumped at the chance to have wild sex with a less attractive woman. Jennifer knows that the PR backlash of another failed relationship would be devastating. Justin has figured this out and my guess is Chelsea won’t be the last one.

Lissa said...

Chandler $&@?ed her way into the business. Once a whore always a whore.

Bessie Smith said...

Tinselsass...hang in there and feel better.

sandybrook said...

@cremated the blind fits whomever the Enties want it to when they do reveals that's why they are ambiguous (hey I tried) mostly.

sandybrook said...

Thx spelchek her name is cee Kay not cremated but you did ambiguous for me twice now!

Anonymous said...

Ahahahaha..

Mike said...

Justin is a 12 stepper - that's why he & Uncle Terry are friends.

PookieTwo said...

So let's see, Aniston and Handler are longtime best buds, but we're supposed to believe that Jen didn't know about Chelsea's 'trademark' although several others at a dinner did. Uh huh. Well written blind though, better than usual.

T said...

As much as I like Justin and loathe Jen and Hate Handler...

I'd have to trash Justin, I would not want anything that Handler has "chewed" on...

ewww

timebob said...

@ms snarky

Chelsea was not at Cabo for the Holidays. Howard talked about the practical joke Justin pulled on him. The Cabo group was Jen/JT Jimmy/Molly Howard/Beth and Courtney and her new music boyfriend. Chelsea went on a ski vacation with friends. She had fallen and had even posted that butt picture that went viral.

http://celebrity.yahoo.com/blogs/celeb-news/howard-stern-dishes-on-vacation-with-jennifer-aniston-and-justin-theroux-230447320.html

timebob said...
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Is that also why he was friends with PSH? I'm surprised JA would be with him. PSH broke everyone's heart. Nobody needs that.

Maureen said...

That made me snort Diet Coke out my nose. Ouch!

gends said...

This is not new I've read it before. Do things get repeated here often?

timebob said...

@gends things get repeated when it is a blind item reveal or almost reveal

this was an almost reveal as enty didn't name names but dropped more clues on who it could be

B said...

Fuck Chelsea Handler! Racist slag!

Lux said...

I'm so happy to have found people who loathe Jen Aniston as much as I do!

I have never understood her appeal. Run, Justin, run!!

rajahcat said...

can't stand any of these people

they deserve each other

Snapdragon said...

I've said it before and I'll say it again: JT looks way too much like Ted Bundy for me to find him appealing.

Seattle_Strips said...

Is Chelsea going to back off Angelina now? She's one hell of a hypocrite, isn't she?

di butler said...

So this is the reason Handler hasn't been in Anistonville lately? Huh.

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