Blind Item #8
After several years on the job the male assistant/lover of this married A+ list mostly movie actor has moved on to another job and this leaves an opening. So, if you want to get paid to be a beard, now is your chance. Oh, and he likes them in their early 20's.
I can work for Hugh
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ReplyDeletethis blind makes no sense...
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DeleteI'm not sure if I can sign up to be a beard as is or if I need to get a special operation first... This is need-to-know info for any job applicant.
Or Will Smith
ReplyDeleteOops actually I cant work for Hugh, dont qualify.
ReplyDeleteA male assistant lover to a male actor is not a beard, Ent.
ReplyDeleteDerek you should apply.
ReplyDeletehe already has a beard---his wife---enty must mean he needs a dick to replace.
ReplyDeleteI am so confused...how could gay lover be beard..the beard would be the wife....looking at you, Kelly Preston...
ReplyDeleteToo old Sandy---though can't seem to buy a lighter these days without getting asked for ID! "Juvederm--it works!" jokes jokes
ReplyDeleteBut but if that actor is married, he already has a beard? Wouldn't that mean he needs a new boy toy?
ReplyDeleteJT is not A+. But I will always believe that the Hugh stuff is a conspiracy theory. He is my beacon of light for a happy marriage in the cess pit that is Hollywood.
ReplyDeleteDrinking Enty at the wheel.
ReplyDeleteOh fudge your resume a bit. The job pays well and all you need is dicktation skillz.
ReplyDeleteAdam Sandler is in the DM today sporting some interesting facial hair...wtf. Travolta or Smith is who I think this is meant to be though? How drunk is Enty already? I hope his brain isn't what's grilling...
ReplyDeletewell if it is Adam Sandler sign me up! I'm down with some Jack and Jill role play!
ReplyDeleteI'll forgive Jack and Jill because I support Role Play. ;)
DeleteI would be proud to call Adam Sandler my lover, my mentor, my confidant. He is my silly little rabbit...
ReplyDeleteJack Black is isn't to side d also but he's nowhere near A+, even in CDaNland
ReplyDeleteSorry: jack black into getting that D on the DL
DeleteLady H - Jack Black likes a little bit of the other? I have never heard that. Tbh though i try not to think too much about him, he sort of repulses me a little.
ReplyDeleteHe was hitting on a gay male friend of ours while filming Tropic Thunder in Hawaii
DeleteMy luck I apply for the position and it IS Jack Black. Whom also repulses me and I do not find funny AT ALL...
ReplyDeleteNot too mention that Jack Black is a BRONY!!! lollllll
ReplyDeleteDerek you probably have to aim a little lower til you get your feet wet (ehem) and work your way up. Like Dax Shepherd or the Asian guy from The Hangover.
ReplyDelete@Kristin THANKS for the confidence. DAX? I have some standards...well how do I get in contact with that Asian guy....
ReplyDeleteDerek my apologies. You have the face of an angel and the body of a Trojan Minotaur. The top half. I'm not helping here...
DeleteHow is male Lover a Beard?
ReplyDeleteIt's not travolta unless this blind is way wrong, he lives with his assistant and he's way older than in his twenties.
ReplyDeleteOkay Derek here again we part. I find Jack Black hilarious.
ReplyDeleteThat's ok Sherry---you take Jack (I hope your into pony play) and I take Sandler...
ReplyDeleteJohn Travolta. Don't you remember him kissing his assistant on the steps of his plane? He used the same "assistant" as a manny for Jett.
ReplyDeleteJohn Travolta. Don't you remember him kissing his assistant on the steps of his plane? He used the same "assistant" as a manny for Jett.
ReplyDeleteJohn Travolta. Don't you remember him kissing his assistant on the steps of his plane? He used the same "assistant" as a manny for Jett.
ReplyDeleteYes,,,I remember,and they live together, but he is no way in his twenties,,,,
ReplyDeleteYou have made me picture Jack Black having gay sex. That's gonna give me nightmares for some months.
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ReplyDeleteThe image was so disgusting that my goddamed computer wanted to put it a lot of times.
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Other posters who've pointed out that this doesn't make sense are right. How can a male assistant for a presumably male actor (Enty always calls female actors actresses) possibly be a beard? Unless it's for an actor who pretends to be gay but really isn't, and I can't imagine why anyone would take the trouble for that kind of subterfuge.
ReplyDeleteCould be JT, yes the current assistant is older, but if he was there for many years then he started out younger. JT goes after mainly youngish massage therapists right?
ReplyDeleteAs for Hugh Jackman, yes believe in that marriage. He genuinely loves his wife, but also believe they have an agreement and he is allowed to have some on the side as long as he remains discrete and never embarrasses his family.
Yeah this is JT. Yeah his other assistant was older, but who knows how old he was when hired. At least JT doesn't toss em once they get out of his age range.
ReplyDeleteMy apologies, Kermit. If it makes you feel better, Jack was not successful. I don't know what his deal is, all I'm saying is he was interested in one guy one night a few years ago as far as I know. Other people I know verrrrry well witnessed it too.
ReplyDelete@ Derek - "ur silly rabbit". Bwaahaha - good 1!
ReplyDeleteAnd... What's a "brony"?
Brown pony?
Brother in NY?
@SYF---a brony is a grown ass man obsessed with My Little Pony! (no I am NOT joking)...
ReplyDelete@derek. Naaaayyy. U don't say.
DeleteOMG I luv hearing about that stuff. Like a furry. One of my favs r the grown men like babies. Dunno what they're called. Perhaps "Ma-bies".
Tx 4 info (-:
This sounds like RDJ
ReplyDeleteFits in with Lainey's blond a about him in the desert liking young buff dudes
Niiiiiiice guess! How the fuck
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Jack Black being a Brony is all I took away from this. Also, maybe dfw with a friend of Lady Hs. Big dudes need big gay lurve too, y'all! Even the ones not named Al
ReplyDeleteThanks Lady...I was offline a while(damn life gets in the sometimes lol)was shocked it wasn't a guess...
ReplyDeleteAnd where has he been as of late???
If you believe some blinds here that the brange is secretly married then Brad Pitt.
ReplyDeleteEvery one knows he is bi.
Otherwise I'm going with Hugh Jackman
Derek, tell us more about Jack Black being a Brony!
ReplyDeleteI listened to a podcast about them recently and only 3% of Bronies surveyed identify as gay. The majority are straight and the thought is that because the ponies are feminine and vulnerable the bronies get so obsessed because they want to protect them.
I'll be a beard of you pay off my student loans, I'm really good at pretending to like people.
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ReplyDeleteLainey's blind is about Jake G or Bradley Cooper
On Enty's blind,like everyone ,i don't understand it
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ReplyDeleteAll this Brony talk has brought tears to my eyes.......from laughter.
Btw- just watched part of THE HOLIDAY w/Jack Black. And I could see him liking Jude over Kate or Cameron. As for a Brony, I don't have bronydar....yet. Plus, sounds like he might like Trigger or Mr. Ed instead.
There is a story about a young boy who was recently bullied for being a Brony at school, I think he may have tried to commit suicide and ended up in a coma? Lots of celebs and Brony men publicly supporting him. It just means Bros that like My Little Pony, for whatever reason. Not about sexuality at all from what I've seen. Seems like a sweet hobby to me, very positive and happy.
ReplyDeleteAdult me obsessed w/My Little Pony..I gotta digest that for a second even though I heard about it on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me. Just...ODD.
ReplyDeleteI know everyone thinks this is Hugh Jackman. Still hold out hope that he's straight although I have no dog in this fight of course. It shouldn't really matter one way or t'other.
I'm sorry I missed this thread earlier. LOLOL
ReplyDeleteDamn. I can easily pass for late 20's/early 30's, but not early 20's.
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ReplyDelete@Jessi---well I just came across this Jack Brony madness when I was googling "is Jack Black gay?". and you know how in the search engine it brings you popular questions already asked by others before and is he a brony was one! so naturally I had to check that out and went to one of the sites sure enough he is. Just google it--so funny!
And strangely enough when I clicked into a brony site discussing JB I read some of the comments written by actual bronys and they were all calling eachother homophobe slurs like faggots etc.
I was just thinking welp at least I am not a brony....
I have no idea what this blind is talking about.
ReplyDeleteAnd now I know what a Brony is.
I looked up the Brony thing a while back - the important part is that it's not the My Little Pony you remember from your childhood. It's My Little Pony: Friendship is Forever (or something like that), which (I YouTubed some) is just really quite funny.
ReplyDeleteIf you have never watched The Powerpuff Girls - please take 13 mins and settle down for a laugh. This is an episode that hilariously references The Beatles, I chose it because I know a bunch of people here love the Beatles, so you'll have some context.
Dexter's Laboratory is also hilarious.
I think the Brony versions are more like this (from the 1 minute snippet I saw on YouTube). No shame for a man or woman in enjoying it - it made me lol.
Remember BROHEMIAN RHAPSODY?
ReplyDeleteNow all I can see is a bunch of frat boys playing making a My Little Brony Tales video and it is FAAAAAABULOOOOOOUS!!!!!
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ReplyDeleteHow does a man act as a beard for another man??
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