I'm Not Sure How Charlie Sheen Is Alive

Charlie Sheen is a tool. I think we can all agree on that. He beats up women. He punishes his kids unless his former women fall into line and worship at the throne of Sheen. He thinks women are sex objects and treats them accordingly and is only consumed with what he can get out of life. He also consumes a ton of booze and drugs each day and as this video shows, it is remarkable he is alive at this point. I think it is probably because he pays enough people to watch over him and get him home safely.