Friday, October 31, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

January 29, 2014

This married A+ list mostly movie actor spent the other night at a party following around a guy and talking to him about his career and spent almost an hour total working on him but when he went in for the kiss the guy said he wasn't into guys and our actor said that he could probably come up with a dollar amount that would make him into guys. Nope. The man walked away.

John Travolta

43 comments:

Regan MacNeil said...

MeanieRhysie said...

Q. What is a vampires favorite holiday? A. Fangsgiving

Hahahahahahahahah!!!

Jessie said...

Good on that man.

OT it's almost 4am, I cannot sleep and I have been awake so long I have been conscious through my transition from drunk to hungover. I just needed to whinge.

Unknown said...

Interesting. But not really.

sandybrook said...

bwwahah I told you your daughter needed you and now she's dead!

The Fox said...

Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!

FSP said...

Whinge away @Jessie!

MeanieRhysie said...

Q. What kind of makeup do ghosts wear? A. Mas-scare-a.

Hahahahahahahhaah!!!

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

He wanted Poop Friction

Lady Heisenberg said...

@Vera L FTW

Jessie said...

And the room is really warm and I'm too scared to open a window because the Excorcist troll spooked me.

Thanks for listening FSP, haha.

Seven of Eleven said...

Ugh, @Jessie, that does not sound like fun.

@Regan, I've never watched The Exorcist, only saw that one pea green scene, but holy crap, how in the special effects hell did that make that walking down stairs backwards on your hands and knees happen? Creepy!

RE BI: Travolta gets his kicks at "spas", no need to waste an hour on a dude who's not quite sharp enough to figure out he's being dealt the inveigle card.

iLikeToBake said...

Ok, John Travolta, you love your wife but you are attracted to guys. I can totally see why you want to stay married but seek pleasure elsewhere. If you are willing to pay for it, why not just get escorts?!

Regan MacNeil said...

Twelve

bellaluna said...

Instead of attacking masseurs.

The Fox said...

Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!

MeanieRhysie said...

Q. Who was the most famous ghost detective? A. Sherlock Moans.

Hahahahahahahahaah!!!!

Regan MacNeil said...

Sometimes

MeanieRhysie said...

Q. What do you call two spiders that just got married? A. Newlywebbed.

Hahahahahahahahah!!!

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Why did the boy ghost like the girl ghost?

Because of her killer BOO's


(Sorry. I made it up myself.)

All Lace no Leather said...

I think it's cheaper and more effective to find someone already into guys, than to "convert" someone.

Beetlejuice said...

That's really funny!

Lo Key says stop with the censorship already! said...

A freak show, it smells like.

Jessie said...

LOL oh dear...

rolotomassi said...

@Jessi, You remind me of an old children's book I had w/the boy in bed clutching his blanket up over his nose- lol...sun should be rising very soon so you're almost there hon!

Jason Blue Eyes said...

He hasn't had a hit movie in 15 years. His "dollar amount" propositions are probably getting smaller each year.

My little Spanish style cottage said...

That's not the only thing getting smaller each year...

Unknown said...

I am in shock I tells you. Gripped with incredulity. Whole world shaken.

Sherry said...

What is his thrill with straight guys? Some predatory shit right there. I take it nothing happened for this guy's "career".

auntliddy said...

Not to mention the huge creep factor travolta gives off now. Ewww

MinPinGirl said...

Why doesn't Travolta go to gay hangouts so he has a better chance of scoring?

Unknown said...

Poor John, forever stuck in the closet because of CoS. Can someone explain the appeal of CoS and midget Miscavage? I'm honestly perplexed.

__-__=__ said...

Thank you halloween Troll for making me laugh! Happy Halloween all!!

Studio54 said...

I can't be bought to turn gay either. It really infuriates me that someone would even try. You are what you are born, and that's it. He must get an extra kick out of trying to corrupt straight men. How sickening. Stick with your own kind.

Jessie said...

I ended up getting about 4 hours in. Slightly disturbed but very necessary. There was a weird shadow above the door that could have been a possessed little girl but she seems to have left as day broke. Haha. I hate my imagination.

Studio54 said...

Victims of molestation tend to act out the act that was committed on them on others. Is this what happened with Travolta? Some powerful gay guy said, for X amount of dollars, you'll like being straight, and I'll help out your "career". It seems I have read this modus operandi before regarding Travolta trying to pick up straight men for gay sex.

WUWT? said...

Isn't it obvious why he goes for "straight" guys? He's "straight." If he goes for a gay guy, the gay guy (having no reason to hide the encounter) may talk. If he goes for a "straight" guy on the down-low, his secret's safe.

Unknown said...

John just come out! You're too old be a lady's man anymore (never saw the attraction anyway) we all know you're gay. Make your life a lot easier....

Alita said...

That was creaking awesome though, @SYF!

I shall relay it to others, and you will be an Internet joke legend. And so mote it be.

Alita said...

SYF I did mean to day 'freaking awesome' yet creaking sound so Halloweeny that I can't apologise for the typo.

Happy Horrific Halloween to you :)

Alita said...

@Kathy Cole, I can't speak to Miss Cabbage, but when I was in LA I took a stele by the $cilon Centre, and it had rather nice plaster moulding. The appointments weren't bad either. I wouldn't change my life expectations for it, but people can be odd about home decorating. Maybe that's it.

Unknown said...

Kinickie was so much sexier!

Unknown said...

Alita, thanks for the laugh!

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