Thursday, October 09, 2014

Today's Blind Items - Kindness

Short, but very sweet. This currently single, but formerly married to an actor A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is the go to person for a few vets around LA. If someone comes in with an animal that is injured and the owner can't afford to pay for the procedure, the vet will get in touch with the actress who has spent several hundred thousand dollars of her own money to pay vet bills the owners think are being paid for by some grant or the vet being being nice. The actress has never said no when asked.

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ladybaus said...

"BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH BLAH|"

ladybaus said...

"BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH BLAH|"

Tricia13 said...

Derek...my sweet ignorant child.I have already won inbtbe most important industry..it's called"_"life"

Get back to us when you arrived...

ladybaus said...

when whom arrived?

ladybaus said...

When what when whom|? some no it all---I DONT THINK SO. some "QUEEN" of gossip=no thanks. night.

Lady Heisenberg said...

*rubs eyes* What the actual FUCK is happening?! The eclipse has brought MADNESS, I tell you!!! Madness! And damnnnn @Tricia! You just stomped out half of the CDaN royalty in one swift swoop there, swinging at Prince Derek AND VIP. Should Princess Heisenberg start running for cover now too? King Count was smart enough to go into hiding. I'll send the Royal Army ASAP out for a search! ;)

Oh and @Brea you will always rock to me. Don't leave because of other posters - and that goes out to you and to others who have considered or decided to leave us :(

Count Jerkula said...

199 comments and the REAL COUNT JERKULA aint one.

Someone emailed me to tell me Fugazi Count was out and about, so I came on here, sniffin around to find her. It wasn't hard to do. I actually saw the haze of funk before I smelled her rancid fucking cunt.

You have any idea how bad that bitch's chair at her computer desk must smell, with rancid pus and trucker jizz filled snatch constantly rubbin on it?

I hear that bitches co workers take deep breaths when she farts, because it is the closest to fresh air they get all day.

Fugazi Count is sooo fat....y'all wanna hear how fat Fugazi Count is?....Fugazi Count is SOOOOO FAT, bitch gotta block out an hour to take a shit. First fo'ty minutes iz jus ta line up them holes.

I heard Fugazi Count and Chris Rock are workin on a cartoon together. Thay gonna call it Vaginosis Jones. Only fo peoples gonna see IT. Yeah, cause Fake Count sittin front row an block out half that mutha fuckin IMAX! HA HAAAAAAAAAAA! That smelly fuckin ho. I seen lil kids rub they popcorn on her back hair to get that MMMM MMMMMMMM butter flava.

Thank you. Thank You! Remember to tip the wait staff, they got addictions to support.

P.S. Fugazi Count, I hope the smell your cunt emits is cancer, rotting you from the inside, and it quickly spreads to your asshole and eyes.

Tricia13 said...

Derek..bless your heart
Tis better to "fail"*as you ..um,assert, in a BS industry..than to fail-in life.

Which you have done..exquisitely.

Tricia13 said...

Lady H..you are loved.
Period.
The diplomatic one is tired and gloves off.

I await the worthy gif less opponent. Use your articulation.(clearly disqualifies Derrick) ..not an image you cower behind.

I so look foward to a fair fight

ladybaus said...

thanks dude

ladybaus said...

lets blast some FUGAZI


I AM APATIENT BOY I WAIT AND WAIT AND WAIT


not og Counts Style though

Tricia13 said...

Oh you sad queen..you failed in an industry i deem more important than any other, it's called -Life.

ladybaus said...

at least I WON THE BLIND.


PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT. DEMI MOORE====AMATAEUR HOuR.

Tricia13 said...

@derek....I already said my piece..no one to answer to..

Who are you referring to??
I...wonder..

Tricia13 said...

Yep...cuz you are soooo there on most blinds...reall good at filling in allows,the blanks...

Um...bullock???'m
Bueller, anyone......anyone...bullock???
Effin tard.

ladybaus said...

I can hear the oink from here I prromise

ladybaus said...

we don't use that word around here.

Tricia13 said...

Y.
U won. Derek....that says every thing about your character(or lack thereof) as I was warned.
Happy duck hunting, and worming your way way back into a site where very FEW people want you.

ladybaus said...

I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCARED

ladybaus said...

IMA gonna crack a beer and pretend Shakespeare neva happened

Tricia13 said...

Crack the yellow pages under "psychiatric services"
Not a beer IMO

ladybaus said...

lol well at least that was coherent ---there are no yellow pages (my no love) but love

ladybaus said...

but I
I AM No Ethan Hawke
But you ---YEAH YOU
aint no "Exotic" beauty

Tricia13 said...

Sorry, do you actually take a sec^ to !to look at what you write.?And yet, you still have the-audacity- to question someone's articulutaion?are you daft?'its drugs. Right...can't be anything else...you are- ppossesse

ladybaus said...

just some know it all Plain Jane


PEACE

Tricia13 said...

*possessed

ladybaus said...

Yup--------when I write a sentence people can read it.

Tricia13 said...

I'm alotaa things mr mediocrity..but-plain...hahaha
Ain't one of them:)

Tricia13 said...

Sorry your spotlight was taken.
And your homogeneous , banal life keeps you from experiencing joy

Tricia13 said...

But I will say this...on my worst day,/aka just gave birth/ I can and do outshine your fleeting attempts at clevedom, and your persistent search for validation.
Because Mi already have it.


Carry on .

ladybaus said...

Team GOOP or Team RAD----YALL VOTE

ladybaus said...

THE TROLLS WILL VOTE FOR YOU---BUT GUESS WHOS GETTIN SOME CLOTHES PAYIN DEM BILL EATIN TURKET THIS WEEKEND ---IT AIT BOO======SO ENYO FLORIDA




SPRANG BRAK 4EVA BITCHES

ladybaus said...

*Brushen my shoulder *

Tricia13 said...

Derek..you are hands down the-PHD/professor of Ebonics.

Ill stay with with-"sonnets" as you say , or in laymen terms, um, Sentences. English...sentences. With decispherable words.

Good luck ith the Ebonics though...I heard the yard looking for English teachers in the Sudan (though im not sure your proficiency with the language qualifies you.:(

ladybaus said...

huh?

Tricia13 said...

Exactly...
Go,sleep,it off and don't try and play with the big leagues.
You simply, are Ill equipped..as are your puppeteers.

As I quoted 1x before....you're gonna need a BIGGER boat.

ladybaus said...

"you go girl"

Lady Heisenberg said...

YIKES

ladybaus said...

welp I am just happy Tricia/wisha put a sentence together for once her in her life that people could raad.

ladybaus said...

*read

ladybaus said...

well its annoying---

ladybaus said...

and shes YIKES

Lady Heisenberg said...

I have no idea wtf is going on right now. Leave Ebonics and Sudan out of this, please. They have done nothing to deserve being dragged into this. I think I need to sleep on this before I get mad. Good night y'all.

BeckyMae said...

YIKES is right Lady H!
Imma gonna do dis

Love you both Tricia and Derek but it's bed time methinks :)

ladybaus said...

I love you BUT still luv ya

ladybaus said...

yes you thanks

ladybaus said...

Basset needs some water and such so xo

ladybaus said...

cool thanks

Brenda L said...

Dayum....blog explosion

Alita said...

For me this is freaking awesome. I did read like two posts this one time I was recently at a café on my own in America (yeah, LA betches - I almost saw Bieber but it turned out it was just some twat), because I thought it appropriate. Sadly it was boring. Before that, I read one time and I was mentioned (that's when I last commented).

Now today I start reading and I'm mentioned again. Okay so I skipped over a few posts, they didn't have many comments (and I find you guys more amusing than the blinds, eh).

I reiterate ... For me, this is awesome. I'm unforgettable. In my head, over been mentioned as a list friend in every sodding post. Yeah, baby.

Rivenisahasbeen said...

@Count Fuck Yeah top of the list baby!

Derek is a bigot, a liar and an asshole with a serious narcissism complex. He whines constantly and he mocks rape victims and transgender people. It's hilarious to watch his alternative IDs kiss his ass. He's a bully who lives off the attention he gets when he randomly attacks people on here. It's pathetic and laughable.

Rivenisahasbeen said...

Wow. I'm feeling some serious secondhand embarrassment at how immature you are. You should step out of your mommy's basement sometimes yo. Get some sunshine. It's really sad how many childish and uneducated posts you made last night. But hilarious nonetheless.

Rivenisahasbeen said...

Let's play a game, spot the sentence:

derek harvey9:13 PM
When what when whom|? some no it all---I DONT THINK SO. some "QUEEN" of gossip=no thanks. night.

derek harvey10:22 PM
but I
I AM No Ethan Hawke
But you ---YEAH YOU
aint no "Exotic" beauty

Yeah, I didn't see one either. But feel free to post a scathing reply under one of your other profiles like you always do. Then maybe check out rehab facilities, you've made it clear that you have some drinking problems and maybe it's time you address them rather than lash out at internet usernames and avatars.

Rivenisahasbeen said...

Ahhh damn this isn't the real count but it's a pretty accurate list. Derek mocks transgenders and rape victims, and sometimes he forgets which account he's logged into and makes the same comment on other threads. It's hilarious. He's also a child who likes to make public his list of internet friends and enemies as though the internet is a popularity contest. At this point it's just embarrassing to watch.

Rivenisahasbeen said...

@LowKey I've had heart eyes for you since day 1. You're the best.

This thread is hilarious to find first thing in the morning.

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