Friday, June 10, 2016

Blind Items Revealed #3

May 10, 2016

One of the sure ways to get kicked out of the squad or at least not invited to anything any longer is to not follow the dress code set by this A+ list singer for the night. You also don’t get a say in what you are going to do that night.

Taylor Swift

39 comments:

Derek Harvey said...

She was bullied in high school and now she wants to be the mean girl

Derek Harvey said...

The Rules:
Don't wear a tank top two days in a row.
You can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week.
On Wednesdays we wear pink.
You can only wear jeans or track pants on Friday.

sandybrook said...

They probably order pizzas, drink Boone's Farm, watch Bravo TV, play video games and then they scissor. A full evening of fun, fun, fun.

Derek Harvey said...

now I WANNA be in the squad..well except the last part...

sandybrook said...

I'd watch :D

LaBomba said...

Blahhh today's blinds are so freegin boring let's all jump on Derek for some fun!

Zilla1 said...

MontanaMarriott got it

James said...

control freak much Tay Tay

Ms. Anne Thrope said...

I'd rather be shipwrecked alone on a deserted island for all eternity than be in Swiftie's boring squad.

kjjhghjg said...

she's in trouble if sheeran spills the beans under oath :-D

david said...

Calvin fled because he was probably tired of being invalidated.
You should do this (to make me look good).
Don't do that! (etc.)

Meg said...

You forgot pet cats! And while I wouldn't want to be a part of her squad, that does sound like a hella fun night.

Do me said...

I heart Derek. Be nice.

longtimereader said...

Erm, what beans? plenty of people already know she is in the closet.

hothotheat said...

My boss is that way, except her bullies were nuns. She's now spending her life taking back her power by humiliating and bullying her underlings.

Kno Won Uno said...

What days do we wear pink?
I believe she WAS the mean girl in high school and never got over it.

syvyn11 said...

I'd be the towel boy.

Kno Won Uno said...

I saw no pictures of them together where he looked anything other than miserable.

Rosalind Pike said...

tbh that doesn't sound like that bad of a night

sandybrook said...

Ya'll are invited to my house then!!!

bby said...

they share ghostwriters, and he apparently is one of them. she's known for writing her own lyrics by herself.....but in order to get a more pop sound, Im thinking some utilizing writers other than herself was done.

and if he's under oath, theres so much more he might have to answer. swifty cant control the depositions that follow.

bby said...

thats because he's just another PR boyfriend

all the fodder on her albums is often based on fake relationship, therefore its kind of great cause it isnt personal at all...but her fans assume it is.

bby said...

see: jake gyllenhal & harry styles, both gay and bearded in a quidproquo relationship with her.

Laura Palmer said...

Sorority girl stuff...girls like this shit.. they feel connected instead of always competing...girls are always competing.

LaBomba said...

You should stop drinking bleach it makes you say crazy things.

TopperMadison said...

Or, she could just be talented and there's no conspiracy except in your mind.

Rafe said...

Really? I've heard she WAS the mean girl.

Rafe said...

Actually, I guessing they don't eat, don't drink, don't smoke. Maybe they play with the cats. Probably most of the time is spent preparing for and arranging the poses for Taylor's photographer for the select "candid" group shots of them jumping and pointing their arms up in the air.

Rafe said...

Oh it's not a conspiracy. It's very well known that Max Martin wrote basically all of her major hits.

Malibuborebee said...

lol I just mentioned "Mean Girls" when I hit the anti-Derek-novella length melt-down posts from a few days ago wherein you and I are the same person again. Even more amusing, I noticed that we are also Tricia13 which was festive.

Freak Central. Can you imagine having any of them at a dinner party? My god, you'd have to drink a lot of gin to get through that evening.

Anyway, Swifty = Regina George. Yes.

Malibuborebee said...

True. Everyone knows she doesn't write her own songs. She "contributes" to them (like Madge and Bey), so it's a word here and there or changing a few notes. It's always been like that with Swifty, from the beginning of her career.

Malibuborebee said...

+1

Worst. Merkin. Ever.

Derek Harvey said...

Some "people" here are insane. May I ask which post? I wasn't around for a few days and can't be bothered going through all of them. Though I'm sure it will all sound the same-same ol broken record...

Derek Harvey said...

On my mobile

Dereks Mommy said...

Stop lying asshole. Get a life.

Hot cola said...

sounds like Rich Girl, Bought Herself Friends
(To Mirror her)

Laura Palmer said...

Ooh...yeah...narcissist control freak ...ok...Fuck that.

Tiff said...

If this blind is true, Taylor has some major problems that are a lot deeper than immaturity and insecurity. Pathetic she can't just enjoy life without so much control.

Scallywag said...

Taylor always wants to be an actress. If they remake The Bad Seed she can play herself.

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