Monday, October 31, 2016

Today's Blind Items - The Baby

She was at that line between illegal and barely legal. She is a foreign born B list singer who has probably risen as high as A-. Fame and success are fickle things though and right now she is in a valley. She has talent other than singing so she will be able to make a living in the music business. It remains to be seen if she will ever climb out of the valley as a performer. She has some issues. Probably for good reason. She is still young. What happened to her is still fresh in her mind. She does like her drugs and booze and parties. Back when she was just starting to get a whisper of fame in her own country, she had the opportunity to meet this former A+ list singer (in a group) who is probably permanently A list in his own country. She was star struck. He offered to work with her. Apparently she believed him. One thing led to another and the married former A+ lister got the much much younger singer pregnant. He tried to buy her off with $500 to get an abortion. He threatened her career if she ever said anything to anyone and especially his wife. Our young singer did tell people. Not so many who got her pregnant, but that she was. Her new record label was ticked off. They sent her away. They didn't want anyone to know because they saw an image for her and pregnant teenager was not part of that image. So, she left. Alone. They sent her overseas and she went. Alone for almost a year in an apartment in a city where she had never been before. Her mom flew out right before the baby was born and given up for adoption. A week later they flew back home together and she started recording a new record.

32 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

Lorde?

sandybrook said...

Carly Rae Jepson

sandybrook said...

And the Nickelback turd married to Avril Lavigne

Tricia13 said...

Robbie Williams and Corinne Bailey Rae- or someone like her-

sandybrook said...

Chad Kroeger

Dena said...

Charli XCX & Simon LeBon

GoTrollUrSelf said...

How do you get to adulthood without understanding the mechanics of impregnation?

Toppermadison said...

There is no such thing as a line between illegal and barely legal. You're either one or the other.

Equilibrium said...

JoJo?

Joelle Baird said...

Big daddy

Bela Mac said...

+1 for Charli xcx but also could be a Ellie Goulding.

Rc said...

I read this as Lorde also....who is the guy?

Rc said...

Do you think it was Chris Martin? They were both on the Hunger Games soundtrack.

Hothotheat said...

If Lorde, maybe Ronan Keating? Not LeBon, and Charli XCX, she's no where near his standard (supermodel wife).

Honeychurch said...

Reads exactly like Robbie Williams .... but who is the girl? Charlie XCX? Jessie J? Cher Lloyd?

Tricia13 said...

Robbie was my thought too W/lily Allen maybe who did a duet together but she wouldn't have been young enough don't think

John Paterson said...

Borderline illegal/legal could reflect the standards that countries might have for what is considered minor age sex.

Guesser said...

I think the thing about being legal or not , maybe 16 in her own country, but under 18 (legal in most of US.

Bibsee said...

Nothing I hate more than monied people putting kids up for adoption for the sake of saving face. Just have an abortion rather. I can't imagine feeling entitled to someone else raising a child that I made.

S.D.AUNTIE said...

Joho. Yes

Bibsee said...

Can't be Jojo. She's american isn't she?

Wavy Gravy said...

It's better to wave bye-bye to a baby rather than suck it down a sink, Bibsee. What kind of ghoul are you? SMH.

Whatever said...

For some reason I was thinking Charli XCX throughout this. She does fit all the clues. With all due respect to Lorde, she's nowhere near attractive enough for an A list star to be interested in her.

Mooshki said...

Taylor Swift seems to find her attractive enough.

S.D.AUNTIE said...

+10000 @ whatever . No kidding.

OKay said...

You can't actually do that with a baby. You can with a fetus. Is that what you meant? That's not a baby.

Dream said...

Keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better.

RenShaw said...

This sounds like Lorde. Seems like she's fallen off the map. Chris Martin as the other.

marlo said...

Robbie Williams always wore his badges of fucked-upness proudly, which is kinda respectable.
I wouldn't be surprised if this was somebody obsessed with having a clean image and saving face, like Chris Martin. Can't stand that feeble whiny wingy vegan half-man, nor his bed-wetter music.

Anna said...

Charli is a very pretty girl, how can she be "not his standard"? Just because she's not tall? And I never found Yasmin attractive. "Supermodel" doesn't mean "beautiful" or even "pretty", look at Moss or Bundchen.

Wild Guess said...

I think you are right, this is Charli XCX. She suddenly cancelled her tour last year and disappeared. She just released a brand new song last week and just finished a new album. Plus the blind hints to "she'll be able to make it in the music business" but maybe not as a performer. She writes a ton. She wrote that hit Selena Gomez single.

Pure guess - Robert Smith from The Cure as the married guy.

Gary Burnaska said...

Between this and the Selena Gomez possibly fathered by a creep prinicpal, what's next some rambling blind about how Christina Grimmie was donated to science for some highly experimental medical procedure for gunshot trauma funded by the military.

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