Friday, November 11, 2016

Blind Items Revealed #5

October 27, 2016

Dear former A list singer with a very nice side gig from a celebrity family,

Next time you emerge from the bathroom, check your dress for white powder or wear something else. Goodness. Did you spill it on yourself?

Love & Bacon,

Enty

Jessica Simpson

9 comments:

c17 said...

Because *NO* woman in the history of forever has gotten face powder on their dress. Never. At all. *eyeroll*

glue said...

Jessica Simpson was an A list singer? Where was I when this happened? She's a B at best. Do NOT put that girl in the A list w/ legends like Barbra, Bette, Aretha and even Christina....I mean...come on man we have to have SOME standards. Everyone cannot be A list FFS!

AD said...

I took the "white powder" to mean cocaine, not face powder. She's a known coke user from way back when. I think it was in those Paris Hilton emails that got leaked like 12 years ago even.

AndrewBW said...

Here Jess, let me help you clean that up.

Mrs.K said...

I knew she was into cocaine! There was just something about her that screams either pothead or cokehead.

Diana said...

Face powder? Really? LMAO

c17 said...

Then post pics if you were there & are so sure it wasn't. Oh, wait.....

dazzle said...

She's definitely does not come close to being A list, maybe C.

Melaniejames said...

Such naivety... what a blossom you are :)

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