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Has anyone ever walked in on you during an inopportune time?
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ReplyDeleteI must be driving in the wrong lane again.
What, like the cops?
ReplyDeleteNope, but I did....
ReplyDeleteDoes a cleaning woman in a hotel count?
ReplyDeleteOr cops coming up to the window at the Taco Bell drive through?
If so... then no. lol
Did y'all see Jay-Z's $91k bar tab from last night? 40 bottles of wine among 6 guests (at least according to the tab).
ReplyDeleteYet I'm still perfectly content with my Barefoot Moscato at about $8 per bottle.
Haha was having bday sex w my husband and his parents pulled up w his cake and honked the horn outside for like 10 minutes.. it was awkward. They finally drove away..haha
ReplyDeleteOh, I get to tell this story. Okay, it was my first year in Korea and I decided to spend a few days in Seoul. I got a room and was seeing this super hot Syrian guy. Right in the middle of us playing hide the hummus, the motel manager knocked and walked in because he thought I hadn't paid yet (it was a pay-by-the-day motel). I screamed at him to leave, and he bolted. Five minutes later, and both of us red-faced, I went to the front desk and told the guy I had paid that morning. He apologized profusely and comped me the next day.
ReplyDeleteCome to think of it I think that was during Chuseok. Earlier in the week, he had also brought me some mandarins and Korean food.
Good times.
Haven’t all of us had our roomie walk in on us masterbating in the dorm our freshmen year? No it was just me? Well shit.
ReplyDeleteOh, yeah. I had a suite-mate walk in on me masturbating. It was under a blanket, but it was pretty obvious. Even though it was a Christian school, she was cool.
ReplyDeleteThere was that time that my firstborn daughter, at age three or four, popped into the big bedroom and asked my wife, "Mommy why are you and Daddy wiggling under the blanket? I want to wiggle under the blanket too!" We stayed perfectly still while she slipped under the far end of our comforter just grinning and wiggling.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, have the fun and risk of public intercourse!
ReplyDeleteLucky you! I've always wanted to do it outdoors. 🍃🌳🍂
DeleteOn a blanket over the grass, behind the bushes... 🌸🌷🌺🌹
Do you mean, and refused to join?
ReplyDeleteOh shitttt...here we go...
ReplyDelete-father-in-law walked in on us in the basement (before we were married)
-friend walked in on us in the sauna (in a very acrobatic position)
-mother walked in on me reading porn and lost her mind.
-sister walked in mid beej.
-police caught us in a parking lot.
-son (2yo) walked in and we said we were "hugging".
Recounting all this makes me realize I need to get smarter and/or invest in some serious locks for my doors.
ReplyDeleteOh, yeah. My boyfriends parents were out of town. We ended up in his parents bed, under their giant crucifix, doing what comes naturally. His uncle walked in on us while we were otherwise occupied. Good times.
Yes. And that's all I have to say about that.
ReplyDeleteMy friend and her mom. My boyfriend, now husband, was, ummmm, "dining"??? Walked in on us in the living room. Yikes.
ReplyDeleteMy husband and I have three kids...it's almost guaranteed!
ReplyDeleteWalked in on? No, that's what door locks are for. But the wife and I had friends staying with us one time and we came downstairs and the female friend had been downstairs already and was like "were you guys just fucking?" We denied it. And the friend was like "Cuz I heard this pounding on the floor, and it got faster and faster until eventually it just stopped all of the sudden." I think at that point we admitted to it.
ReplyDeleteMom walked in on me and my boyfriend (he's now hubby) doing it doggie style in my room. Yikes!
ReplyDelete"reading porn" lol @wickedbee! nice
ReplyDelete"Reading literary erotica and appreciating the visual arts", such a high-brow pursuit. 📚
DeleteOnly walked in on while furtively eating the last piece of birthday cake.
ReplyDelete“Was that the last piece?”
“Umm. No?”
“That was the last piece.”
(Guiltily Scraping together crumbs and frosting) “Bite?”
Barefoot is waaay cheaper at Target.
ReplyDeleteNah. Not yet. I'm a virgin.
ReplyDeleteBut I do remember when I was living in a dorm, I interrupted some older kids. 🍿
During my first year on dialysis, I had to pay a visit to the restroom (#2) right after treatment. The door doesn't lock because if the patient passes out, the nurses can get to them.
ReplyDeleteWell, I was doing my business and all of a sudden, this old woman walks in. I tried to tell her it was occupied but to no avail. Right when I was dropping one. Scared the $#it out of both of us.
One time I was on a new train in Europe and had to use the restroom. The doors were push button to open. It was one toilet in quite a large space, considering. I thought I locked it, but was confused as the language was unfamiliar and I'm dumbassy when it comes to even interpreting the directional pics. Anyway, I was seated when the door whooshed open while I was mid-pee.
ReplyDelete2 teen girls on horseback watched my ex and i bang in the meadow behind my horse pasture. We couldnt see em, but could hear the horses and kinda hear em talking. Ex got so wet knowing people were watching that i could hardly get and traction and it took forever to blow a load.
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