Tuesday, October 30, 2018

Blind Item #8

This A- list celebrity offspring actress who has a new movie that very very recently opened knows about the mutual masturbation sex tape her ex has been showing everyone and is resigned to the fact that one of the friends he shared it with is going to post it online.

37 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Dakota Johnson?

Brayson87 said...

Real classy on his part. Hopefully she can pursue some legal action to at least get some payback.

notthisagain said...

That’s actually a felony under ‘Revenge Porn’ laws, I know men have gone to jail for it here in Cali formia

Amartel said...

Is the tape entitled "Fifty Shades of Grey"? Because if so I've heard it's dull and nobody will want to see it again.

Amartel said...

The dude involved is a galactic ass, whoever he is.

Urban reader said...

I'm always surprised that people let themselves be filmed having sex. Extreme vuknerability and exposure, extremely permanent. Where's ray donovan when you need him?

MountainMama said...

She needs to quick like a bunny contact PMK for tips on how to leverage this should it become a most unfortunate leak.

Ophelia said...

@Amartel actually for galactic asses please see the Kardashian post :)

but seriously he does sound like a PoS & she should dump/file charges against that galactic ass

Phillips Head said...

@Amartel Weak ass backpedaling on the second comment. It takes one galactic ass to know one.

If this is Dakota Johnson, we should start a nationwide campaign to find her a decent man--one that isn't married and impregnating his wife every year, that will be seen with her in public, and isn't gay. (Mutual masturbation? Is that beard thing?) The woman is rich beautiful and talented. It can't be too hard.

Lonely Bastard said...

What will annoy her most?

The fact that some shitgibbon wankstain is going to release a sex tape of her or that nobody will particularly want to see it?

Phillips Head said...

@Lonely Bastard It's easy to see why you are both. STFU You are out of the running in our Love for Dakota search.

Lonely Bastard said...

Godammit!1 I was this close too.

Minnie Mouse said...

+1 Tricia
Long time Lurker, first time posting, subscribed to Enty’s Podcast! Hi everyone! *Shyly steps back into my corner*

Ophelia said...

Welcome @Minnie Mouse!

Former CNN Anchor Candy Crowley said...

Hi, Minnie!

Do you know why Mickey left Minnie Mouse?


yepthatsme said...

Who is supposed to be the ex? Jaimie Dorman guy?

longtimereader said...

Hello and welcome minnie mouse!

Lindsey said...

Please tell me this isn't Jamie Lee Curtis.

Lonely Bastard said...

This isn't Jaime Lee Curtis. Happy now?















Though it might be.


AlleyKat said...

Hi Minnie...im mostly a lurker occasional commenter. There are some darn nice people on this site:-)

OhceOhce said...

I'll bet she's boring AF in that too LMAO

Viking Song said...
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Viking Song said...

And this is why you don't let them take photos/film you during moments of intimacy. Even if they don't show it to their friends or post it online if you break up with them there's still the risk their phone could be hacked or stolen.

Amartel said...

Both things can be true!

Tricia13 said...

Hi Minnie Mouse and Alleykat!

Minnie Mouse said...

Hi Alleykat & Tricia!! Nice to meet y’all!

Minnie Mouse said...

Thank you, Ophelia!!

Minnie Mouse said...

Hello!! Oh my, I cannot say! What have you heard? Has there been a blind item about us? (I must search for one now!)

HeatherBee said...

I’m more interested in learning why Mickey left Minnie (hello btw) than any sex tape from Dakotugh Johnson.

FictionalFeminineHumanoids2ProjectOnb/cWe'reSick said...
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FictionalFeminineHumanoids2ProjectOnb/cWe'reSick said...

There really isn't much ethical difference between revenge porn and some of what goes on here at CDAN TBH. False and some true rumors are circulated without people's consent that they've either been prostitutes or human trafficking victims. Revenge porn just happens to be illegal.

Aquagirl said...

What’s wrong with mutual masturbation?

Rescue1980 said...

Lily Rose Depp

Scandi Sanskrit said...

Candy you didn’t need to tell her that! Meanie! πŸ’”πŸ™ŽπŸ»‍♀️

Hey, Minnie, loved her OPI collection (“Nuthin’ Mousie About It” is super cute). πŸ’…πŸΌπŸ’•

Scandi Sanskrit said...

*your (not her)

Minnie Mouse said...

Thank you! Hello to you, as well!

Minnie Mouse said...

LOL, Sandi! It’s all good! I’m over Mickey now. He doesn’t know what a good thing he had 🌟 I loved that OPI collection also!

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