Saturday, November 03, 2018

Blind Item #6

This foreign born possible body double is spinning a yarn for the press about her new album. It was all written by ghostwriters, even the story she is telling about the origins of the writing.

44 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Avril Lavigne

yepthatsme said...

What do you mean possible body double? Who in their right mind would want to look like her?

Tricia13 said...

Rumor was she committed suicide years ago but has a double ...(I don’t believe it but it circulated)

Laineybin/EDN said...

Avril Lavigne is a very pretty woman. I don't understand the comments that denigrate someone's looks.

YoSoyMilk said...

Well if Miley Cyrus went the way if the dodo so could Avril. Word is she overdosed and died in the desert if I remember correctly

YoSoyMilk said...

In my circle it's pretty well known she is in fact dead. I heard it was an overdose.

Tricia13 said...

Really??
Why the fake Avril though? Is her family behind that or someone still trying tommake money off her career?
Damn that is morbid!

hunter said...

Looking at before & after (fake vs real) pics of Avril, I have to say it looks like the same girl to me.

Far more so than Ariana Grande's kid pics look like her - now THAT is a replacement face!

hunter said...

WAIT BUT WHO IS MELISSA VANDELLA?!!?!?!?

Okay see? Now I'm hooked...

hunter said...

Holy crap. So I believe this is actually extremely possible.

Look at the way [Melissa?] grimaces at the VERY end of the Portuguese interview right before the camera cuts away - it is a guilty "oh shit" look.

https://www.indy100.com/article/avril-lavigne-dead-conspiracy-theory-back-twitter-viral-melissa-vandella-7736211

Thankfully it is at the front of the clip so a very short wait.

Tricia13 said...

I’m with you. I don’t dive in for sure with this stuff and didn’t really have an opinion on her one way/another when she emerged... But the bit of looking I did (at your link and others ...?!)
Things that make ya go hmmmmm.
Also Chad K has been fairly silent on all this and if they are still “good friends” you would think he’d comment.
Also-the 2 women have never been pictured together ). If you wanna squash something-post an IG candis shot chilling at your pool?
Don’t get that atvall

Unknown said...

Didn't they write a song about her being locked up?
๐ŸŽตFree Melissa Vandella๐ŸŽต
Or was it about her dad...Nelson?

Unknown said...

You'd be surprised how many top celebs have photo/body doubles hired for security measures/stand-ins. It's such an easy gig for the extremely high pay & luxurious surroundings (you're pretending to be a star) that pro doubles willingly have plastic surgery to be chosen.

HRC has at least 3 look-a-likes, including 1 that was at McCain's funeral.

Paul Saint John said...

Ok, but you cant fake a voice or demeanor the way you can a body.

Neil said...

Of course you can. Professional actors do it all the time.

Paul Saint John said...

@Neil
But doubles arent actors. Just random lookalikes.

sandybrook said...

All i know is this Avril looks decently hot, s8tr Avril wasn't hot.

Boo Hearne said...

Saddam and Fidel had doubles they used all the time. There was that film about Saddam's son's double. HRC is the image of my late mom. When I see a photo of her it always gives me a momentary shock to the soul. But unlike H, my mother was a wonderful, kind, beautiful, caring and supremely honest woman.

ladybaus said...

Tricia is officially the village idiot.

Jax129 said...
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Zeroh Tollrants said...

Hey, hey, I don't like your girlfriend.
A great pop song.
I know the internet loves to hate Avril, tho I don't know how she deserves special opprobrium. She's nowhere near as assholey and obnoxious as some of the others.


Come at me.

Youre Tired said...

Lmao some people will believe anything. Even the person who created the theory admitted they lied to show how gullible people are. Avril clearly got a nose job. This doesn’t make her a body double. So dumb.

Tricia13 said...

❤️

pixiegothy said...

+1 @zeroh I rather see/listen to Avril than the current mainstream shit on the radio, at least Avril always looked cool in my book and her old songs are ok. Her only flaw was to marry that Nickelback dude IMHO but whatever. The doppelganger theory is BS, it was created just for fun by an Avril fansite from Brazil, I'm surprised people believe in it? Like all celebs she would have more value if she was dead than alive, it makes no sense to have a body double of a has been

flyingtiger said...

This is not new. Old timers remember when Paul McCarthy of the Beatles was replaced.

sandybrook said...

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sandybrook said...

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sandybrook said...

And, I'm every poster on the board today dickless? , but you already know that don't you freaky deaky??

Tricia13 said...

Yeah Wtf?
To me a village idiot is someone who consistently makes a mockery of themselves by design and utter idiocy(all based on prior example,meltdowns,buffoon line behavior and peers laughing at them) out of pity.
Often astonishment,as well.
To be so bold as to project ones instability here all the time ,actually garners a sadistic nod๐Ÿ˜‰

sandybrook said...

I was late to the party today, I may be talking to dead air because dickless? might already be out taking its walk on the wild side looking for tricks that want to get their freak on with a freak. An extra hour to make $$$ tonight after all. More money tonight means more drugs for tomorrow amirite dickless? Derek??

Tricia13 said...

That poster(known by ๐Ÿ’ฏ) screenames as we know, seems to have it for me ,not you sandybrook (count your blessings lol)

sandybrook said...

I'm a potential customer (NOT) plus loser trolls like dickless? want nothing to do with someone who can out troll them, amirite dickless? Do you remember dickless? a long, long, long time ago I warned you numerous times about fucking with me because you were way out of your league and needed to stay in the kiddie pool where you belonged? I wasnt b.s you was I freak? You want jack shit to do with me!

Tricia13 said...
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sandybrook said...

Wut me worry? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜•

Tricia13 said...

Never .

orangesoda said...

I'm staying out of the comment fuss here but regarding Avril, she just got older. The 'body-double' thing from Enty is a joke, I hope. Anyway, I don't think anyone cares about her lying about her album or anything really at this point.

kelli grrrl said...

Looks like Avrilgot a nose job, some kind of eye lift & veneers on her teeth. You know, the stuff us regular people do to turn into a full fledged adult.

plot said...

The Avril is Ded theory is my favorite of all celebrity conspiracy theories. At this point, it tops the Paul is Ded theories which are also a wildly entertaining rabbit hole. Nah, don't believe any of it...maybe...or Avril might have sent Melissa out to perform or be interviewed when she didn't feel like it (also a good explanation for Paul and Billy Shears.)

@pixie

I like Avril's first album a lot. She broke her voice on that album and tour, though, bad singing technique, smoking a lot, drinking a ton.

Where she lost me completely is during her interviews. Such a poseur - Oh look at my big bruises! Imma spit on a interviewer! No, Johnny Rotton you ain't, little girl.

After all that, I was done.

pixiegothy said...

Well said @plot, I totally agree! I think Avril changed because of her lifestyle, she was just a teen when she started, not surprising she behaves differently. I do find the double conspiracy fascinating though, the comments in some videos on youtube are the best part, almost convinced me!!! ๐Ÿ˜‰ I prefer the "original" Avril better https://youtu.be/DyKlw-BDd9Q

plot said...

@pixie

See! Now you have me watching all the Ded Avril videos again. Another curiosity about the Avril change is she went backwards, from rock chick to pop girl, while the progression is usually the other way round. By album #3 she had feminized, started doing coy baby doll moves and changed her voice accordingly into a thin nasally California or Korean pop soprano. The bad straw blond dye job was atrocious and ain't getting any better with time. It's really very strange when the instincts of a 16 year old are better than the instincts of the 26 year old. That's why people think the original Avril died.

There probably was a Melissa who stood in for Avril, might have even played some concerts. This probably happens more often than we realize with celebs - they have a double.

I still love that first album.

Lu Geiger said...

C'mon people, she had a twin sister that was kept a secret, the parents locked the twin in the basement. When Avril died the twin took over. Simple! hahahahhaha

No Name said...

If she’s a body double shouldn’t they make a body triple since the second one is also dying from Lyme disease?

plot said...

YES! A body triple which could be a long lost twin!

Real Sench said...

Hunter: I am always fascinated by the kid pictures of Ariana, Bella Hadid, and Britney (comparing kid Britney to prime Britney, not Joker face Britney)--they look like almost entirely different people and no one would ever suspect they had any plastic surgery done! None of them were bad-looking before, just kind of common. You can tell that wasn't a matter of puberty or weight changes.
Frankly, if we didn't know who Ashlee Simpson was pre-nose job, we might never assume she had any procedures done.

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