Friday, November 30, 2018

Blind Item #7

 Our favorite CEO has barely visited his factory lately.  He was there on the holiday itself, because his kids were with their mother.  His manic behavior, drug use, and BS talking have been even higher than usual for the past week or so.  Like always, there is a reason for this.  A major network TV show that you ALL know is scheduled to focus a very unflattering light in his direction.  When I watch his interview, I am already wondering if the makeup artists will be able to cover up his obvious coke bloat

34 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Musk again

longtimereader said...

Keep living of that sweet tax payers money fella.

Brayson87 said...

Oh sh!t, look at how high the Tesla stock is trading for, must be a sad day for shorters, explains the blind.

Donna said...

New blinds should be called “Everyone Knows This”

Honestly Tricia, do you really want to be Queen of Shit Mountain? lol

shawn fleming said...

Pump & Dump. But I encourage you to buy Tesla Stock now, and write off the loss on your taxes.

Brayson87 said...

Not surprised they'd run a story about Musk before they'd run a story about Singer, they do what their masters, uh bosses, tell them.

Tricia13 said...

I know Enty has a sloooooow Friday. Next is gonna be what Hotel Heiress who has who is named after a European City had another heroes outbreak?

Tricia13 said...

Herpes*

Brayson87 said...

I see more people driving Tesla's on the roads every day, this isn't the DeLorean we're talking about.

Sass71 said...

Brayson, one of my coworkers just bought one and she loves it!

Laurita said...

They are EVERYWHERE here in the Seattle area!

Joseph P Blow, Kokomo PD said...

Is this show 60 Minutes?

Tink said...

This dude was so high on HBO show I cannot believe it was aired. You could hardly understand him. He looked so rough.

sandybrook said...

Tesla stock is about $48 away from its all-time high set last year. WAY TO SHORT HEDGE AND ENTY! Oh and FUCK YOU Hedge!

Donna said...

@Tricia - right?! Maybe Enty’s been cut-off of the good stuff?

Tricia13 said...

Hahaha. Maybe.
Needs bacon infused tequila shots!

Kate said...

Another Enty/TSLAQ Twitter circlejerk. This blind is entirely based on their tweets, and now they’ll use this post as proof their tweets were correct. Rinse and repeat.

Also; you were watching his interview and wondering if the make-up artists would be able to fix his coke bloat? If you’re watching the interview, it’s a bit late for the make-up artists to do anything isn’t it.

Sacha Brooks Presents said...

I love me some Elon!

fnchrstphr said...

What is coke bloat? Doesn't cocaine make you thin?

Himmmm said...

Coke does not bloat you. I do a ton of coke and I’m thin as a rail

MeliticusBee said...

@fnc...
Usually but I once knew a really fat pig guy who did coke all day on most days. somehow it was his usual norm and he was able to eat a lot even while high.
@tricia
Paris was on the talk yesterday for no f'ing reason at all and just talked about how she and her ex loved each other but just realized it wasn't gonna work....ugh
@sass
People loved the DeLorean too. right up until John went to prison. Wonder how this will turn out.

MeliticusBee said...

AND WTF is up with DDonna slammin Tricia all the time?
Did she steal your boyfriend in jr high or what?

Brayson87 said...

@Sass & Laurita, I can believe it, really I mainly notice them nowadays when I realize a car doesn't have exhaust pipes. Who knew all someone had to do was make an electric car look normal and not like an escape capsule?

@Meliticus, Well we already know GM and Ford aren't interested in building sedans anymore, at least not in this country. Kind of nice to have at least one US manufacturer still making them.

Brayson87 said...

Oh man, October must seem so far in the past now. Is it true they take your children if you screw up shorting and can't pay?

Donna said...

MeliticusBee: I think you have me confused with another poster. Tricia responded to me with a joke which tells
me she understood my post was playful, and I was directing my disdain to Enty for another lame ass Musk “blind.”

Go shit in some other sandbox.

Sal Salington said...

Sorry, no time to read the blind, watching TSLA go up.

Hope your shorts aren't too leveraged, enty!

kelli grrrl said...

@Brayson — nice observation on (older) electric cars looking like escape capsules! Years ago, after Seinfeld was no more, Michael Richards had his own sitcom. The only thing I remember about it was an electric car chase scene, I believe the cars were Hondas. They didn’t really add audio effects, so there was just a humming noise as one car was in hot pursuit of the other. That stupid-ass scene has stuck with me & can still make me laugh just thinking about it.

HushHush said...

Is Musk still with Grimes? She has a new album out.

gauloise said...

Coke maybe bloats your face cause it wrecks your sinuses, body stays slim, face gets puffy

Himmmm said...

I love to put coke on the tip of my cock and watch whores stick it up their noses.

Jennacheryl said...

Was Himmmm hacked?

Paul Saint John said...

Trump?

TumbleDryLow said...

Elon Musk looks like he has a gigantic cock. He probably smells like cigarette smoke and stale beer but I'd let him hit it with the lights on.

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