Friday, November 30, 2018

Blind Item #13

This magician tried to stiff two Russian escorts in a hotel outside the country. Then their pimp made a visit. A gun was produced. Our magician paid, plus interest for the trouble.

22 comments:

MDAnderson said...

David Blaine??

Brayson87 said...

Regardless of the stiffing he still should have expected to pay for their time.

Florin said...

You'd think he would have just made himself disappear...

Tricia13 said...

Hahah.
👍💫

Tricia13 said...

Criss Angel

Brayson87 said...

Derren Brown would never get caught in that bs, Brown would talk the pimp into paying him. ;)

Joseph P Blow, Kokomo PD said...

Illusions, Michael. Tricks are something whores do for money. Or...candy!

Low Key said...

I see what you did there, Brayson... and I approve.

Lonely Bastard said...

Did you hear about the gay magician?

He went off with a poof!




Oh come on, that joke was the shit back in 1976.

flyingtiger said...

Penn or Teller?

Max Power said...

He tried to trick some tricks?

gauloise said...

David Copperfield

LooksLikeCRicci said...

I'm leaning Criss Angel for this one. I like the David Blaine guess, but Criss seems more dicey.

AppleThief4Elliot said...

Cris Angel.
Blaine would be like, "I can show you that I can endure this life threatening beating for seven full days! Let's get in the cage!"

Matthew Johnson said...

the pimp was Shyamalan

Heisenburger said...
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Wednesday Williams said...

😂😂😂

Kim said...

I thought the same thing. It would've been much more interesting if it read then the magician made himself disappear.

Kim said...

I'm imagining everything from him pulling the money out of the pimp's ear to Penn talking to the pimp with Teller standing there looking sad to Chris Angel levitating.

Cee Kay said...

Don't stiff your hookers, FFS.

Kate K said...

+1 because he is far ickier.

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