Tuesday, February 11, 2020

Blind Items Revealed #1

February 3, 2020

The reality star with a real job really needs the money and counted on another season or two of his new show to make that happen. It isn't. Besides reducing the number of coke and stripper parties, it might make the girlfriend take a walk too.

Duane Chapman

13 comments:

Do Tell said...

He already wrote off his gf. There was an article on TMZ about that.

J said...

a/k/a unknown's regular dating type.

Trapped said...

Anyone has to be desperate to date him.

Brayson87 said...

With coke, all things are possible 😎

AlleyKat said...

That guys got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

Gordon Scott said...

Truly, is life worth living without coke and stripper parties?

Brayson87 said...

+1 Gordon, I don't want to live in a world without coke and stripper parties. Just knowing that at any moment you can buy coke and strippers and have a party for no reason whatsoever, that is freedom, that is what is best in life.

Brayson87 said...

Old Frodo and Samwise wouldn't have bothered to leave the shire if they had coke and hobbit strippers, they'd have thrown that ring in Gandalf's face. Luke would have never left Tatooine if he'd had nose candy and T&A in his face ever night, yet all were propelled by that void in their lives left by the lack of access to coke and strippers. What is the end of every hero's journey? A giant celebration with coke and strippers, check it out, every book and movie. It's all they really wanted in the first place.

State of Confusion said...

Brayson87 Your comments make this site a daily trolling stop for me. I wish you would have an advice column.

Brayson87 said...

@State of Confusion, Thanks! Not sure what kind of advice I'd give, my girlfriend would love that.🤔

But all right, there you go, Brayson87's Questionable Advice ;)

Post Cards From The Edge said...

he has a real leather face

SarcasticBimbo said...

@AlleyKat

I laughed for three solid minutes at your comment.

Karma said...

Coke? I thought all flat foot,druggie Hawaiians enjoyed meth/ice with a side of miracle whip macaroni salad. Barf!

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