Sunday, July 04, 2021

Blind Items Revealed #47

June 15, 2021

This former A list wrestler turned actor not named Dwayne or John had quite the experience with this former A+ list comic actor who is an Oscar winner/nominee. Our wrestler was crashed at the house of this former A- list musician/singer who started a one named band back in the day. "I never ever tell this story. There was one time I was sleeping upstairs and, I like to sleep. To this day, if I don't have to get up and do anything - I don't got to set an alarm - I'm a free spirit. Do you know what I mean? I don't got planes to catch. I did a whole lifetime of that, so I just sleep until I wake up, and I was doing that. I woke up because somebody had jumped on top of me while I was sleeping and as I wake up and I turn around I'm like, 'it's f--ing _____________.' So, what do you do? Right? This is the first time I've ever met him and I think, as the story goes, he was just like, 'oh, the wrestler, he's sleeping upstairs right now?' I'm going to Jimmy Superfly Snuka this motherf--er.' So he runs up and he splashes me in the bed. I wake up and I immediately think it's the singer, so I just start charging after him."

"Halfway through running down the stairs, I'm like, 'I'm pretty sure that's ________________,' but I don't give a f--, I'm going to get this motherf--er now. I half-ass tackle him. He's trying to run out into the street. and then I just picked him up and I'm airplane spinning him. I just put him down and he's like, 'I got to go,' and just f‚s off and runs away. I'm standing there just like, 'that's the damnedest way to wake up.' I just remember walking back in the house and being like, 'was that _____________?' The singer replied 'Yeah.' and I just thought that was really cool." 

CM Punk/Robin Williams/Lars Frederiksen/"Rancid" 

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