Blind Item #9

A highly-anticipated show made its cast-and-crew screening but one very essential co-lead was conspicuously not in attendance that day. While the rest of the ensemble gathered for the major moment, the actor behind the show’s favorite not-actually-a-snake was at a separate gig entirely, rubbing elbows under very different spotlights.

Insiders are asking why the viewing for this flagship finale wasn’t scheduled when both halves of the central duo could attend together. Logistic mishap… or something spicier? Call it a celestial scheduling sin. Is there trouble brewing in the universe? Fans whisper: “Trouble in paradise?” More like “Trouble in perdition.” (Or, if you’re dramatic about it, “hell’s hottest breakup rumor.”) A missed moment this big? Either a calendar crisis or wing-singed egos.