The Carrie Ann Inaba Of The UK - Don't You Know Who I Am Moment

Unless you live in the UK you probably don't know who Alesha Dixon is. I only know her because I read gossip all the time looking for juice for all of you. Alesha Dixon is a judge on Strictly Come Dancing which is the UK version of Dancing With The Stars.Well, even that wouldn't normally get me to post about her here, but when a "Don't you know who I am" moment is captured on film, you have to post it. It is kind of like an obligation. Like taxes or laughing when Paris Hilton says she has never taken drugs.

Here Alesha is told she is not on the list to get inside a club.
And here is Alesha with her "don't you know who I am?" moment. Love it. She was denied.

Peaches Geldof Is Forgiven

Peaches may be a crackhead, but at least she has the guts to interview someone properly when given the job to do so. Maybe it was the crack that pushed her to test the boundaries of what you can get away with in an interview, but as far as I'm concerned she should be the permanent host of Larry King Live, and if they say she's too young, then I say f**k you, Larry is way too old.

So, why do I feel this sudden love for Peaches? Well she was working for ITV2 in the UK and interviewed the winner of Strictly Come Dancing which in the US is Dancing With The Has Beens. Anyway, the winner of the show was Alesha Dixon. Alesha is a singer/model/do anything who became famous for being in a girl group. She later married a guy named MC Harvey.

She and MC got divorced after MC started having sex with a woman named Javine Hylton who was one of Alesha's friends. Apparently this affair was discovered when Javine's boyfriend caught Javine and MC having sex in where else? A toilet. So, this was always just a rumor.

So, Peaches was having her interview, and just cruising along making Alesha comfortable, when going against her suck up producer asked the following question:

"How did you feel when your husband Harvey was caught f***ing Javine in a toilet?"

Apparently Alesha didn't like the question and stopped the interview. She then later complained to the head of ITV2 about Peaches' question, and Peaches in general. Hey Alesha, as far as I am concerned, it is a fair question. Every time anyone has ever asked Alesha a question about anything, she has always denied it and then when proven true looks stupid. To me, this was an opportunity for Alesha to get her side of the story out and Peaches was just letting her have the forum to do it.

See, Peaches is the right person for this because even if she skewers someone, she kind of gets a free pass because of what she has been through. I say give her a microphone and some scandalous celebrities and let her at them. Just make sure you hide the crack.

Random Photos Part One - With A Reader Photo

I am aware of the little glitch when the website loads. I hate it as much as you do. After taking things off and adding them back, I think, and hope it is the vintage clothing ad in the middle right. That ad is scheduled to say adios tomorrow I think so hopefully things will go back to normal. If they do, then at that time I will put back the technorati widget which I really love. I'm glad that was not the culprit. Now, on with the photos.



Ben Affleck gets the top spot. Not so much for him, but just because I like the photo, it was for charity, and it looks like he is having a great time. Plus, hey, it was in Canada, so you know, have to suck up to all of you Canadians.

I have no idea what Alesha Dixon was thinking when she posed like this. Some kind of gang sign? Sharing with the world her love for shadow puppets?
Christine Baranski talking smack to the photographers on the red carpet. When I first typed this, I went too quickly and it read taking smack. As much fun as that would be to see someone doing it on the red carpet, I don't think Christine is a likely candidate for doing it.

Boyzone - Liverpool
You know if I were Bradley Whitford's wife, Jane Kaczmarek, I would think that perhaps my husband was being just a touch too handsy and intimate with Molly Ward. Am I out of line?
This is probably the best Brooke Shields has looked in some time.
I think Laura Linney is telling Barry Bostwick to remove his hand from her ass.
Sometimes Daniel Radcliffe looks 25 and sometimes he looks 13. This is a 13 kind of day.

If I'm Debi Mazar's kids, I definitely do not ever want to have her pissed at me.
Dave Foley hasn't missed too many meals. Remember how skinny they all were on Kids In The Hall?
Death Cab For Cutie - Manchester, TN
Chris O'Donnell looks really good. If I had as many kids as he does, I would be even closer to death than I already am.
James - Isle Of Wight

As much as I love Idina Menzel and Taye Diggs, I must admit I am more fascinated by how the hell that necklace stays in place.
Herbie Hancock - Los Angeles
I don't think Gabriel Byrne has ever been in the photos and that is a damn shame. Love him. With him is Ana George who I don't think has ever even been mentioned prior to this.
The one and only Duncan Sheik wearing his famous Julio Iglesias suit.

Mel C with what is possible the world's biggest umbrella. See, if they were all this big, then you would need someone to carry an umbrella for you. Damn that is huge. It is almost as big as Jennifer Aniston's ego.

Two of the funniest women ever. Hell, not just women. Two of the funniest people ever. Lily Tomlin and Andrea Martin.
This wasn't the best photo of Liza Minelli from the night and I hope she will forgive me. I just love the look on the face on the guy from Extra. They all look like they are auditioning for Kneepads Magazine though.
You know, I think I actually like Laurie Metcalf's dress. At first I was going to make some kind of comment about a kilt factory in Scotland blowing up, but I have to admit it looks ok.
Patrick Stewart with someone over the age of 20. Scandalous, I tell you.
Pierce Brosnan without a shirt. I know, I know but you have to take things slowly. You just can't show peen on a Monday, you have to wait for it and work through to Friday.

New Kids On The Block is not really appropriate anymore is it?
Best I have seen Marisa Tomei look in a long time and I heard she laid off the booze at the after party. Good for her.
Mandy Patinkin has one big bush on his face. It needs some serious trimming.
Mary McCormack and Gina Gershon together for the price of one. Not that you could buy them. I mean maybe you could but you would have to be a billionaire or something.
Didn't we see a Captain Kangaroo jacket on someone else a few weeks ago? Are they making a comeback? Jada has turned Will Smith into a guy who looks like he is pushing 60.

You know I love Virginia Madsen. Love her, love her, but this just does not look good at all.
The Police - Isle Of Wight
It has been awhile since we have seen Salma Hayek.
This is an interesting photo. The person on the right is a reader circa 1990. She is also one of the site's spies. Her idea, not mine.