Random Photos Part One - With Reader Photos

I love Robin Leach. I can't help it. He is just so damn over the top and he was the creator of Cribs. Oh, sure MTV will have you believe they came up with the concept, but Robin Leach with his show Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous was the first. He is one of the first guys to make a lot of money off the gossip business and was on the original I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, and is always classy. Top spot.
So, when you are on television like Ana Oritz is and some company comes up to you and says, "hey, how about we throw you a free baby shower," you might want to think about it.
Unless of course you want it at a mall with 100 other people who all look like they are being accosted by every infomercial on the market. Where is ShamWow and Snuggie?
It is that time of the year again. Crazy Hat Week, or as the British like to say, Ascot.
I actually really like it.
The Moulin Rouge called and they want their hat back.
Yeah, I know what you are saying, and swearing doesn't accomplish anything.
When hat mannequins melt.
Very popular at Xenu gift shops around the world.
It is like your own personal picnic basket. Complete with salad. I do like it though.
Look at the shoulder pads on this dress Ashley Olsen is wearing. Huge.
Bradley Cooper goes for week #3 at number one this week. Here he is with Italo Zucchelli.
Did I miss the whole lets put pockets on dresses memo? Why would you do that? It's a pretty color though on Blake Lively.
Bruce Willis and the new wife. I'm guessing this was her idea.
So, I'm guessing the last time we caught Christina Applegate smoking and she said it was a one time thing, she meant one time that day? Here she is on vacation on Capri and she is smoking that thing all the way down.
Cindy Crawford and the kids. Her daughter is going to look just like her.
Claire Danes was smiling in lots of other pictures, so don't think she has gone back to her non-smiling days.
Tobias
and his, ahem, friend. Amber Tamblyn looks amazing here. Best picture I have seen of her in months. - ECA
The Devito family.
Eva Mendes not looking like Eva Mendes at all. It looks like she is going to a funeral.
Ed Norton looking very nice.
Gerard Butler looking like, well a guy, who will sleep with anyone.
There is no way on this earth that Holly Madison knows any Iron Maiden songs.
Jack Black and as close he is likely to get to gold statues in the movie business.
Jack White, looking, umm, very Sweeney Todd-ish. He is with Anna Sui.
Xanadu is filming in the back Kirsten. Move along please.
You know that scene in PCU where Jeremy Piven tells Jon Favreau not be that guy who wears a t-shirt of the band you are going to see in concert? Well, when you are LeBron James, do you really need to wear a shirt praising yourself? I feel like you really don't want to be that guy.
Matt Damon has been working out.
At this kind of event, do we like pictures on dresses? I think Molly Sims looks nice.
Michelle Trachtenberg just looks mean. No other word to describe it.
A brand new look for Queen Latifah.
Reader Photo #1
Reader Photo #2
Robert Pattinson on the set of his new movie.
And we conclude the Twilight portion of our photos with Taylor Lautner.
I'm really kind of tired of Rihanna.
Bruno on the cover of GQ
Last night was the battle of the Willis daughters. This is Scout Willis.
And Tallulah Willis. Take your pick. You already know what Rumer looks like.
Usher is looking for any way he can to make money. He knows he might need it.

Random Photos Part One

For some reason Blogger is not displaying the photos properly, so I am basically writing this, by what I remember the photos to look like as opposed to actually viewing them while I type. Of course it is also possible that they will not display properly for you as well, so if they don't, give it time.

I think it is pretty much a no brainer that if for some odd reason you are my friend and have a movie premiering that you get the top spot. So, here is Amber Tamblyn that Pants 2 thing which, despite my fondness for Amber will never be seen by these eyes. Not that all of you shouldn't go see it. I just am not a big fan of the whole chick flick genre.



The rest of the cast of Pants 2. I will say that when they make a film about a pair of pants that goes through its life being unbuckled repeatedly due to its owners being fat guys I will be the first in line. "Brotherhood Of The Sansabelt Slacks"



All That Remains - Englishtown, NJ



Apparently Becki Newton and Ana Ortiz have just been shown the photo of me in a thong.



Do you get the feeling that Courtney Love has all her worldly possessions with her in the basket? I admire her for riding the bike and am thankful as well, because I don't think the world really needs Courtney Love behind the wheel of a car.



A first time appearance for Graham Bunn. Sounds like some new dessert from Keebler doesn't it?

You can never go wrong with a little Gillian Anderson and just so everyone stays happy, I chose the one with Simon Pegg.




So, do you think she married Flavio Briatora for his good looks or the fact he is a billionaire?




Do you think they have it written down somewhere how often he is allowed to grope her, and then a further subsection about groping her in public.



Well I know none of you would actually be interested in purchasing Fergie, but how about her new shoe line?



I have to admit that Leighton Meester is not an unattractive woman.

You know Kung Fu has kind of run its course when the best thing they can come up with is Kung Fu Dunk starring some 80's Don Johnson dude.



Always a pleasure to see Judith Light. She looks really good.



Judging by how thin Jennifer Connelly looks here, I think that maybe she should institute the famous one for you one for me policy that most parents seem to do with their kids at Halloween.



Gym Class Heroes - Englishtown, NJ



Rhys Ifans is not looking all that great. Kimberly Stewart is though. You need to get over it Rhys. Sienna Miller just isn't worth it. You can get anyone. You are a celebrity. Don't believe me? Go Google David Spade.

Nicole Patrick had an encounter with about a million bugs, and appears to have lost.



Norma Jean - Englishtown, NJ



"Oops, Catherine, I think I dropped a quarter."



"Excuse me. Where is that quarter?"



The Academy Is - Englishtown, NJ

Aaaah. A couple that holds their breath together, stays together.



From what I understand they found the smell of this man offensive. Well, I think people have sometimes found Lindsay Lohan offensive, but they didn't embarrass her in front of her. They did it like all Americans do. We did it behind her back or on blogs.



Everyday is a good day when you get a Richard Simmons photo.



Robert Klein - New Brunswick, NJ



Very nice of Bob Saget to show up to the Bure Family Winery opening. Here is Bob getting that first glass.

After his second



And third

And fourth



Fifth anyone?



Sixth?



And now it's sleepy time.