Random Photos Part Five

There are no words.

Bryan Cranston was at the Crackle upfront to talk about his new series.

Apparently Crackle has also decided to give Emmanuelle Chriqui and

Chad Michael Murray a show too.

Benedict Cumberbatch out at a party in London before heading to the US.

Bella Thorne is filming Amityville with Cameron Monaghan who looks creepy as hell.

Cate Blanchett speaking out in Sydney yesterday.

Cara Delevingne got over Michelle Rodriguez by hanging out with Suki Waterhouse.

Charlize Theron enjoying what looks like a milkshake but is probably some kind of beet juice/bark combination.

Valentine's Day Couples

Back in the day I used to spend Valentine's Day predicting which new celebrity couples would still be together next year. I think it is time to bring that tradition back and take a look at new couples who are celebrating their first Valentine's Day together and what their future looks like to have a second day together in 2015.

Kaley Cuoco and Ryan Sweeting - Hard to believe they have not spent a Valentine's Day together yet even though they are married. Split for sure before next year.

Charlize Theron and Sean Penn - Too hard for Sean to resist the call of strippers, escorts and chain smoking and Charlize's son will get in the way of all that. Split by next year.

Amanda Seyfried and Justin Long - History dictates that Amanda doesn't usually date for very long but that is because guys usually cheat on her. Justin won't cheat and he loves her dog so they will still be together.

Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo - If she can put up with the cheating then they have a good chance. If not, they won't make it.

Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg- Tough one. Jenny cycles through guys pretty quickly. Donnie is a nice guy but loves women a lot and is surrounded by women who would love to be with him. I will give them the benefit of the doubt and have them together next year.

Leonardo DiCaprio and Toni Garrn- Are they still together? No chance for 2015.

Zoe Saldana and Marco Perego - Another married couple similar to Ryan and Kaley. Secret split before next year.

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard - She won't let go.

Ashlee Simpson and Evan Ross - If she is pregnant they will be together. If not, they will split.

Chad Michael Murray and Nicky Whelan - He cheated to be with her. Will he do it again before next year?

Mia Wasikowska and Jesse Eisenberg - Cranky guy who is insecure. Probably not together.

Emma Watson and Matt Janney - He is a rebound guy. Probably not going to make it.

Random Photos Part Five

Amanda Bynes after working out.

Not sure what this is from Camilla Belle.

Chad Michael Murray was there to see it first hand though.

Chaz Bono after getting his hairs cut.

Cameron Diaz poses while on a yacht in the Caribbean filled with men before

attempting some type of dive/cannonball/belly flop/flip/this probably won't end well.

Yeah, I keep waiting for David Beckham to take a crap photo too.

Liz Hurley showed herself yesterday amid all the Bill Clinton affair drama.

Hilary Duff hangs out with Manny Pacquiao.

Chad Michael Murray Cheated On Girlfriend Before Leaving Her

For seven long years Kenzie Dalton put up with Chad Michael Murray. They met when he cheated and the broke up when he cheated. In between? Well, it is not exactly like Chad is known as the most faithful of guys. Two days after splitting with Kenzie Chad decided to go public with his new girlfriend Nicky Whelan who he stars with in the upcoming movie Left Behind. Chad says he is in love with Nicky and wants to get married to her as quickly as possible. That is the same thing he said about Kenzie but he strung her along for an engagement of almost a decade.

Chad Tweeted a photo of himself and Nicky (above) in the past couple of days and said that he is a very lucky man and that everyone should be as in love as he is with her. Yeah, that is the same thing he said about Kenzie before he started to film this movie.

Random Photos Part Six

England has declared a national holiday after discovering that Victoria Beckham does smile.

This is a whole lot of record sales. Adele and Jay-Z.

Brad Pitt takes two of his daughters to lunch.

Christina Aguilera looking good at the airport.

Cameron Diaz still filming her new movie.

Courtney Love takes a minute to light up during a show this weekend.

Chad Michael Murray shows off the look for his new movie.

Ewan McGregor goes ginger.

It took me forever to find a photo of Farrah Abraham from this shoot that did not have her topless. After this she went to church.

Gerard Butler has already moved on from his girlfriend.

Random Photos Part One

Bernie Mac. Seems the reports of your death were premature. You are one very tough guy and I know you are going to pull through and make it. Don't let me down. Why the hell else would I watch another Ocean's movie if you weren't in it?
Christina, you are also one tough person and I don't think anything like breast cancer could ever keep you down. You have been through so much in the past 20 years and come through like a champ so one little lump has no chance at all. Take care of yourself.
Morgan, I know you are sitting in that hospital room in Memphis right now just wondering when they are going to let you go down to The Rendezvous and get some ribs. Take care of yourself. You are truly one of the greats.
First, I didn't even know Adrienne Barbeau was still alive. Sure, if pressed I don't recall seeing an obit, but really names blur. She looks better than the last time I saw her which would have been the last time any of us saw her. Swamp Thing. No, wait. She was in Back To School as well. Didn't she have kids when she was like 50 or something?
At this point I almost feel sorry for Brian Austin Green.
Channing Tatum doing the drunk prom shot with Jenna Dewan.

Chad Michael Murray also doubled as a limo driver yesterday.
Who else is going to show you Christopher Lloyd? He looks great doesn't he? He's going to be 70 in a few months.
You know why I like Brittany Snow? Because she sticks up for her friends no matter what. Love that she spoke up for Nikki Blonsky. I mean not that it would be tough to choose between Nikki and some random ANTM person who no one will remember, but still, the thought is what counts.
Black Kids - Chicago

Danica Patrick with some kind of Wonder Woman look and racing boots.

Since Derek Hough is only 14, and too young to gamble or dress on his own, he was forced to watch from the sidelines as his girlfriend played poker. He was forced to sit behind her after he kept asking when she was going to go fish.
I haven't seen pants like that since That Nick-At-Nite - Jeffersons/Partridge Family marathon.
You know you are good looking when you can make an outfit from Toughskins look good.
Speaking of Toughskins. I notice that David Archuleta hasn't taken that chastity pledge that the tweeners seem to be into. My guess it is because he just can't keep the ladies off him. I mean look at those shoes. They scream, hey, I've got big feet so you know what that means.

Yea, Josh I would be pretty embarrassed also if I got a stiffy from Fergie. It doesn't mean you are gay though, so don't worry.

Gillian Welch - Newport, Rhode Island
G. Love & Special Sauce - Chicago
Tip #436 on how to make yourself look more beautiful in photos.
Yes, it's true. Denise Richards is getting paid to do a film. Yes, I posted it last month, but it seems that they are actually going through the filming. Denise is going to be in a Bollywood film. Must be for her acting skills, or the way she mounts a horse.
Nothing really exciting to say about Kelly Hu. Just haven't seen her in photos for awhile.

Kate Hudson sets out to stalk her next victim.
Are you satisfied now? You got some Stamos. Oh God, the hand is back. Haven't seen the hand for awhile.
I say that Jordin Sparks could probably knock out Jesse in under 30 seconds.
Lesson $482 on how to ogle other women and not get in trouble. Do it in front of your wife. Later, make a comment that the outfit was ugly or some other tidbit to make your wife rationalize the lie and your behavior.
Fake smile, but notice the clenched fist of Miley Cyrus and the nails digging into Selena's back.

Can't believe that Kristy Swanson is still married to that ice skater dude. I gave that like six weeks.
You keep drinking things like that you will be doing more than kissing a girl.
No snark about her husband. Katharine McPhee looks great. Now if he would just get a job. So, a little snark.
Explain to me again how exactly Kim Kardashian should have been at the Teen Choice Awards. What category? Craigslist Graduate Of The Year?
Town & Country

Doesn't look like champagne. Probably diet coke.
Minka Kelly looks fabulous.
Mariah Carey was there to show that even though you are 40 you can dress like you are 12.
Miley with her idol, and role model. At 18, the clothes are coming off.
Rage Against The Machine - Chicago

Naah, kids need their dads. However, I do know where you can point it.
Phantom Planet - Chicago
Will Smith is doing his best to bring back the 80's on his own.

Congratulations to Tony Shaloub for 100 episodes of Monk and to Sarah Silverman for getting in every photo with Tony.
My reason for watching 2 Guys A Girl And A Pizza Place.
In case you were wondering how Tim Curry was looking these days.
Or Stacy Keach.