Random Photos Part Five

Top spot today goes to some great writers including Norman Lear, Judd Apatow and Albert Brooks. Somehow Eric McCormack inserted himself into the gathering.

Alec Baldwin looks drunk.

Billy Bob Thornton has a new lady.

Long time no see in the photos for Brad Garrett.

Brad Pitt has daddy duty for some of the kids while Angelina Jolie is in Australia.

Speaking of daddy duty Bruce Willis hangs out in the park where all the paps congregate.

Would you believe it's Cisco Adler?

Catherine Zeta Jones is ready for her closeup Mr. DeMille.

David Beckham now does drive by photobombs.

Random Photos Part One

Meryl Streep gets the top spot today. Very top spot worthy.
This premiere of her new movie with Meryl was the first time I had seen Amy Adams on a red carpet in a very long time. Still engaged and not married. I'm thinking it needs to happen quickly or it isn't going to happen.
Sunglasses at night is a great song. The look? Not so much.
It's just wax. An odd pose and place to put Bruce Springsteen, but just wax. I love the casino poster right behind him. I think this is actually at some gas station in New Jersey.
We have a winner in the big hair contest. Please no more entries. I think no one is going to be able to beat Camilla.
Lots of captions to choose from on this one.

1. Hey, at least they will know his face when they arrest him.
2. The New York police must be very proud.
3. Chris Brown graduates to cop beatings.
4. This time Chris Brown thought he would beat two women instead of one just to keep his skills sharp.
Carey Hart is finally back from Australia.
I think Mischa Barton and Cisco Adler need to get back together. She seemed fairly normal back then. Speaking of Mischa, she is out of the hospital and supposed to report for work on Friday in New York. I just think 12 hour shooting days are not really what she needs to be doing right now.
Ever wanted to see Chris Kattan's dad? Well now you have. Yes, his dad is Kip King.
Then Cloris Leachman joined them and it was game on.
This is during filming for their new movie, but if this is how it was when they were a couple, I know why they are just friends.
Dave Matthews was on Letterman last night. 24 hours later he is still playing his first song.
I feel like this picture of Eric Bana should be used on a poster for a cop movie or something.
Fabolus and behind him his buddy Marvolus. Oh, wait that might be Ne-Braska. My bad.
Nooooo. I love Giada, but there will be no thumbs up in pictures.
I am on some kind of Jane Lynch love fest lately. I am trying to watch everything she has done.
In case you didn't get enough of Kevin earlier, lets look at this picture. On the far left is another Federline. It is his brother Chris. In the middle is Victoria Prince who obviously takes care of herself and looks good. How long do you think Kevin would remain with her if she say, umm looked like Kevin?
Kim Kardashian playing the I am on the phone game, so please don't ask me why Reggie Bush dumped me. Oh, and it was definitely him. Despite all his cheating it was still he who did the breaking up.
At least it isn't real, because you really don't want names spelled incorrectly. I tell you this from personal experience and an anniversary present that went horribly wrong. "How could you not know how to spell my name after three years of marriage?" she asked. "Umm, i before e except after c."
Leighton Meester and Ed Westwick on the set of Gossip Girl.
Nothing like a scandalous divorce to get the paps following you. Before two months ago when did you ever see LeAnn Rimes in pap photos?
Pitch a perfect game like Mark Buehrle and get your picture taken on the streets of New York.
Matthew Settle looks, well, unsettled.
Paul Teutal seems to have his massive dog well under control.
And Tom Gold just is out of control and very Richard Simmons-ish.
Mary Lynn Rajskub looks very lovely.
Holy F**k. You have got to be f**king kidding me. Apparently there is at least one more Cyrus kid and another Jonas brother hanging around.
Funny, when I go to the grocery store I have yet to see someone dressed like Suzanne Shaw.
I keep thinking there must be something funny in this picture, but I can't get it.
If Verne keeps drinking beer though he can just be the joke all on his own.

Thought Pot Makes You Mellow

Apparently Cisco Adler does not follow the maxim that huge quantities of pot makes you mellow. Cisco was arrested the other night after he punched a security guy at a club. His band performed, and just like in The Blues Brothers they decided not to pay the bar tab. Guess they thought drinks were free since one was given to them at the beginning of the show. Umm, they weren't. I would have never guessed Cisco was much of a fighter. I mean all he is really known for his having a huge d**k and having sex with Paris Hilton and Mischa Barton. Oh, maybe that's why he has all the pent up anger. I would be pissed as well if everyday when I Googled myself to look at my c**k, I had to look at pictures of myself with Mischa or Paris. OK, I wouldn't have much anger. I would just be really disappointed in myself and ashamed, and probably having to visit a doctor once a week because my once prized member would probably be falling off.

Cisco was arrested and only had to pay $500 bail. By the time the security guard's lawyers get done with Cisco he is really going to be wishing he had paid that bar tab because it is not going to come close to the $20K or so he is going to have to pay for that punch. But hey, at least his mug shot doesn't look so bad.

Random Photos Part One

Classic Shirley MacLaine pose. It just says Shirley to me. I don't know what it says to Shirley or who is actually saying it, but it is Shirley and as such she is most deserving of the top spot. Oh, and judging by the posters over her shoulder it looks like Daniel Silva has a new book coming out. Love him.
Alicia Arden probably said to herself, "but the sweater makes it look demure and classy." Sure it does. It also says that your inner voice is tuned into the Paris Hilton channel.
Blondie - Liverpool

Kindness items are always welcome, and especially so when they are as lovely as Alicia Witt.
The people who makes these wax things are really, really nice. How about a wax museum devoted to celebrities on their worst days ever. See, that would be worth my time.
Normally I would probably spend a good 300-400 words railing on the City Of Los Angeles for taking liquor money and giving them a star, but I would be hypocritical. After drinking a bottle or two of Absolut, I too have found the cool, smooth tiles of the walk of fame pressed against my cheek to be my friend as well.
You think Alice Cooper looks bad? Imagine if he didn't spend four hours a day in the sunshine walking and playing golf.
Hey Josh Brolin, I still like you. I think going to aid a friend in a bar fight shows that you care about your friends. And hey, who hasn't maybe slipped once or twice out of rehab and wanted to get a little touchy feely with Robin Wright Penn. I mean, I don't understand why Sean got so jealous. I mean, was he thinking of her when he was screwing the two Russian hookers in the hotel with her also staying there. I did notice that Diane didn't make it to this premiere so I hope she's cool with everything. If you need me to, I could talk to her for you. You know, a little dinner or even lunch, just to kind of talk things through.

Dear Calvin Klein.

Genius!!

Sincerely,

EL

Would you believe that is Erykah Badu? I didn't either, but it is her.
So I guess we the permanently brain dead children of the world are supposed to believe that Cheryl Burke and Kelly Monaco just happened to come up with this idea and then the paps just happened to be there.
Because some of you have apparently missed seeing Cisco Adler. I don't know why, and don't know if you have some other issues that you may have in your lives, but here he is.
For those of you who didn't want Cisco Adler, here is Laird Hamilton.

Twice. The second is purely for scientific purposes so you can see how the human body and it's muscles work when you are climbing out of a boat, or holding onto a headboard. Hey now. I just post the photos, what someone is doing in the photos or you think they are doing in the photos is entirely up to each reader's discretion. I don't judge.
Jay Sean - Tokyo
The only time we all can agree we like Jeremy Piven is now, when he is onset and in his Ari Gold character.
James Horan has been a working actor for almost 50 years and I bet this is the first time you have ever seen him or heard of him. He is the definition of a guy who just loves to act. Almost gave him the top spot.
Think Matthew Perry is looking for his new gal-pal. See, just doesn't work does it? Feel like I'm writing for Tiger Beat back in the 70's talking about Shaun Cassidy.

"And then I beat up a homeless guy."
A first time appearance for Melonie Diaz. Very lovely.
I don't think Maria Bello has ever been in the photos and I'm not sure why. She should have been, and I apologize.
Congratulations to Kenneth over at the NBC page office for not only getting that NBC umbrella on the set of an ABC program, but also getting it in photos seen all over the world.

Ronaldo obviously has no fear of skin cancer.

"You shouldn't have cats. We used to have cat, but then she died after scratching our mom to death." wonk, wonk
Paul Blackthorne is another first timer.
Honestly, the very first thing I thought of when I saw Olga and Valentine Rei was that I think we are overdue for a Children Of The Corn sequel.
Twice in a week for Jet Li in the photos must be some kind of record. Of course if you are photographed with Michelle Yeoh your odds improve dramatically of making an appearance.
Trevor Wright demonstrates two of the three things I hate most to see on a red carpet

The third would be a woman blowing a kiss.
The Stranglers - Liverpool
Pregnant dude. That baby is going to be confused as hell.
Today's photo of the couple that makes me feel inadequate goes to Sophie Dymoke and Mathew Goode.