Random Photos Part Six

Jeffrey Pollack- RIP

Alec Baldwin has Hilaria carry the baby while he carries his coffee.

There is a new book of photos from Old Hollywood being published with photos like this of Bette Davis and

Humphrey Bogart.

Bono and his wife won some money on a horse.

Brad Pitt and Angelina take the kids to the zoo in Australia.

Britney Spears at her final dress rehearsal for tonight's opening night in Vegas.

Miley Cyrus makes Cara Delevingne a happy person by tonguing her.

This is Eliot Spitzer's new girlfriend. She looks a lot like the hookers he used to use.

Gwen Stefani has never been a hooker as far as I know.

Anne Hathaway sure has been photographed alone a lot lately. Shortly after this she left a bag of her dog's crap on a pap's car. Classy.

Eliot Spitzer Sleeping With Ex-Employee - Started While She was Working For Him

Eliot Spitzer just loves putting his peen wherever he finds a place for it. The good news is that Eliot's kids can relax because he is not spending their inheritance on hookers again. Instead, according to The NY Post, the still married Spitzer is having sex with an ex-employee who he paid $30,000 to for a few months work as his spokesperson when he was running for office this year. Yeah, so they were having sex while she was working for him and getting paid a lot of money by him. Nothing shady about that. The woman in question now is working for the soon to be Mayor of NYC. My guess is that she will be looking for a job very soon. Apparently the pair have been together for a very long time.

Eliot Spitzer's Wife To File For Divorce

According to The NY Post, the wife of Eliot Spitzer is finished standing by her man. Kind of. The long suffering wife of the hooker lover will do him one last solid and wait until his campaign is over before filing for divorce, but, once it has ended so has their marriage. Apparently with him running for office again, all of the old stories being talked about all the time is just too much for her and she does not want to relive everything and hear about the hookers and why he never takes his socks off when having sex with hookers and how much he spent on them and why he prefers them to his wife. What she should really do is file while the campaign is going on. That would get him. He and Anthony Weiner do make quite the team in NYC.

Escorts Rejoice - Eliot Spitzer Has A Job

Escorts along the eastern seaboard must be thrilled that one of their biggest customers has not only got himself a new job, but a job that will pay him way more than he ever earned as Governor of New York. Eliot Spitzer has been hired by CNN to co host some prime time program which will undoubtedly bore me to tears and make me question why I am willing to listen to a guy who cheated on his wife a bazillion times, was a hypocrite about the laws he was sworn to uphold and why he is getting paid an astronomical amount of dollars to sit there and pontificate. (GOOP Word Of The Day)

I think the program is going to be exactly like that Morning Joe program on MSNBC, but this time the guy is the liberal and the woman is the conservative. It just shows you that cable news executives have as much imagination as the movie studio executives. They probably thought they were being brilliant. Meh. The only thing that will make this exciting is if they have Ashley Dupre on as a special correspondent.

The Tommy Hilfiger Show From NY Fashion Week - Oh And Eliot Spitzer Too

It has been about a year since MI wrote a post for the site. Oh sure, she lets me know when Shia LaBeouf takes a smoking break on the set of Wall Street 2 or if someone on a set is nice or mean, but there hasn't been any actual writing in some time. That changes today as MI hit Fashion Week yesterday and specifically the Tommy Hilfiger show. Here is her report.

Oh, to be a poor, underpaid flack during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week. Tommy Hilfiger was the very last show for spring 2010 and not only did we actually have seats (SEATS!) we got a VIP tour of the tents. (Sorry I don't have photos of the tents from the outside, but I was so thrilled about getting escorted up the steps and past security, I totally forgot.)

Immediately inside is the lobby: a HUUUUGE room overflowing with people, where sponsors like TRESemme, LU and Mercedes had funky display booths. Best part about the lobby? The open bar (YES!)
We headed back to the VIP areas where the celebs enter the tents. Tommy Hilfiger and his fam were hanging out before the show in one of the VIP lounges, probably bouncing off the walls. I can only imagine the excitement in the room. Working and planning for over a year on a show that lasts only 10 minutes? Insane.
Before the show started, we had a sneak peak of the runway- only one person had taken their seat. Front row. Center. The Grand Bitch herself, Ms. Anna Wintour. The sunglasses weren't on...yet and, as always, she looked immaculate.From our seats, we did have a direct view of Anna but- I'm sorry to say- the celebs all sat on our side of the runway, so I only snapped photos of their backs. All the photogs were clamoring for photos of Rosario Dawson, Sarah Ferguson (Fergie 1.0) and (squeal!) Ms. Taylor Swift herself. And for the record, I think Kanye-gate was a set-up she knew nothing about. Kanye's big apology took place on Leno's first show...Are you kidding me? As Lafayette would say, hooker please.Anyway, once the lights dimmed and the music started pumping, Anna's sunglasses were on, the arms and legs were crossed and bitch was all business. Watching Anna watch the models was the best part of the show (like I could afford any of that shit anyway). You could tell when she was interested in something- she'd watch the model walk the full length of the runway, following with her head as she turned and walked back- and you knew she hated something when she wouldn't waste her time turning her head to follow the model.
I met Anna, sort of, last year. I was outside my office and she was waiting for her town car. As she walked by me, I got a little over-excited and blurted out "big fan." BIG FAN? Can you imagine? Utter embarrassment. I still get shudders when I think about it. And she actually said "thank you."

Anyway, the show lasted 10 minutes. Only 10 minutes of dresses with clean lines and rich fabrics, funky men's suits and preppy leisure-wear. That's it. Then the finale, a quick wave from the designer and the lights come up. So insane.


On the way out, I somehow talked my way into a gift bag with swag from some of the sponsors. AWESOME. When I got home and opened it, my boyfriend told me it reminded him of when he was a kid on Christmas morning (I'm a Jew, so never experienced that one). Funniest item was the $500 gift certificate to a fine jewelry store named Alex Soldier. I freaked. Until I read the fine print- "$500 discount on purchase worth at least $3,000." F that. (Although I'm happy to mail the certificate to a CDAN reader if someone is interested- just let Enty know)So that's my report from Bryant Park. Ent, I'll accept the following as a thank you present:
Oh, one more thing! It took a while to catch a cab and as we were walking around we ran into Eliot Spitzer! Ew! I didn't realize until my friend told me. That's when I ran an entire Avenue to catch up with him and ask for a photo. He was actually really nice about it, but I couldn't find my camera buried under all the crap in my bag. Bummer. Sorry guys. He's tiny and freaky-looking anyway.

Happy Friday and hope you enjoyed my little post. Cheers!

He Can't Be Serious

I don't normally talk about politics on this site, or decisions on whether a politician should run for election, but in this case I just have to. According to the NY Post, Eliot Spitzer is thinking of running for the Attorney General of New York again. If you remember, Spitzer was Attorney General before he became Governor and Client #9. To me, him running for the top law enforcement job in New York is akin to when Marion Barry ran for office in Washington DC after spending time in jail for crack possession while Mayor. Of course Barry won his election, so maybe I'm wrong.

How would anyone take Spitzer seriously? How can you prosecute people for crimes when you yourself committed crimes? Does he think the people of New York will forget this? Does he think they love him so much they will just forgive him and say he should be the guy who enforces their laws? Is his ego so large that he doesn't realize how idiotic he looks and how he embarrassed the state? His opponents wouldn't even have to come up with sneaky commercials. Everyone else would do the dirty job for them. Every press conference would start with the question, "Why exactly do you leave your socks on while having sex?" Oh, another one could be, "In this economy, do you support the use of government vouchers so people don't have to pay full price for escorts?"

Spitzer just needs to move on with his life and stay out of any involvement with politics or anything to do with law enforcement.

Spitzer Won't Do Federal Time

After spending probably several million dollars and countless hands on interviews with hookers around the world, federal investigators have decided not to charge Eiliot Spitzer with any federal crimes. Despite conducting thousands of "interviews" with prostitutes the agents thought were cute, they could find no evidence that Spitzer used any money for hookers he shouldn't be using in the first place.

Well I guess it is good to know that Eliot only used the family money to sleep with hookers and didn't make the people of NY or the people who contributed to his campaign also contribute to Ashley Dupre's retirement fund.

The article that I read didn't say how much the federal government spent on this probe, but who wants to bet is was in the millions? And Spitzer spent how much on them? Yeah, and then there would have been a few million more spent at trial because they would have had to check out the hookers again and this would have gone on and on and at the end of it all Spitzer would have plead to some crime and probably done six months in jail.

I'm all for convicting some guy if he did something wrong and I'm sure his wife would have loved to see him go to jail, but I don't think it should take millions of dollars spent to hopefully get a guy locked up for six months at further tax payer expense. Believe me, he doesn't need jail time, I'm sure the wife is making his life rightfully miserable. He would probably welcome the sweet embrace of the federal prison system right now.

The Ex Governor Enjoyed Using Toys---On Himself

Eliot Spitzer just keeps getting kinkier. The feds have apparently found a brand new hooker that the Gov liked to use when Ashley Dupre was unavailable or when he needed a little spice. Hey, when you need spice and you are already using hookers, you know you are in a no win situation. Turns out this hooker has just been providing detail after detail about what the Gov enjoyed.

--Didn't like to wear a condom

Well, I don't think any guy likes to wear a condom, but when one is having sex with someone who has sex with hundreds of different partners each year, then unless you want your d**k to look like the lungs of an Ebola patient, then a condom would be a good idea.

--Spitzer loved sex toys to enhance his own pleasure.

Well, I won't even go there, because as I have said before this is a family site. (Oh, btw, FFF big and spectacular tomorrow) Lets just say that there is a big difference between say, a finger, and hooker #2 strapping on an accessory, if you know what I mean.

--Loves props

Well who doesn't. I mean food, drinks, toys, little people. It is all just part of having fun. Oh, don't forget the motor oil.

--Likes to keep his socks on

Hey so did the guy who had sex with Jessica Sierra. Actually I think guys like keeping their socks on if they don't respect the person they are with; if they think they made need to get away quickly; if they are planning on leaving right after; if they have some type of foot fungus; or their feet just get cold. I mean come on, there really is nothing sexier than a guy having sex with socks all the way up to his calves.

Oh, and this 2nd hooker, she is not Kristin Davis. Kristin Davis is the madam who came out before and said she had sex with Spitzer. I guess she isn't considered the second hooker because she is actually a madam. So basically what you have is 2 hookers, a madam and a Governor. Now all you need is some cheap beer and that is an event everyone on the site will be wanting to attend.

No pictures of the 2nd hooker yet. But there will be.