Emmy Photos Part Nine

Peter Dinklage

Kate McKinnon

Drew Scott and Jonathan Scott

Dascha Polanco

Kelly Osbourne

Kristen Schaal

Melissa Rauch

Kim Dickens

Gerald McRaney

Giuliana Rancic

Giuliana Rancic Is Back To Work

I can't decide if Giuliana Rancic came back to works two weeks after her double mastectomy because she is tough or because she had already used up her vacation time so she was not getting paid for being gone from work. Two weeks seems awfully quick to come back to work and now insurance companies and employers will probably figure out some way to use that two week window to screw over as many people as possible. For her part, Giuliana said that she missed her co-workers and thought about waiting another week because she is still stiff and sore. Maybe the other reason is she is afraid someone else will take her job. Tough to watch someone else on the screen everyday doing your job and wondering if they are getting better ratings.

Giuliana Rancic Will Have A Double Mastectomy

Giuliana Rancic and her husband were on The Today Show this morning and I felt for her. When it comes to her whole eating not eating thing, I generally think she is trying to foll people or fool herself, but I hate to see anyone suffer and you know she and her husband are suffering right now. On the program she said that lumpectomy and radiation had not worked and instead of trying that again, she had decided to have a double mastectomy because there would only be a one percent chance that the cancer would return after the procedure. I think it is the right decision. Waiting while you try the other options only increases the chance that something might go wrong or that the cancer might spread. I really feel for them both and I hope for nothing but the best for her and Bill. Oh, and as Wanda Sykes famously said not too long ago. Get ready to do a lot of walking Giuliana.

Kim Kardashian Has Nothing To Say

Whenever I need something to write about, all I have to do is click on over to Kim Kardashian's website. It is just impossible for her to not say something which is just priceless. For those of you who watched E! prior to the Grammy Awards you may have seen Kim out on the red carpet doing interview and probably collecting phone numbers for when Reggie Bush dumps her. Although come to think of it, his career seems to be spiraling down into nothing so maybe he will be trying to hang on to Kim if she seems like a viable money ticket.

Anyway, Kim took to her website to describe her arduous preparations for the red carpet and must have name dropped about a million products that she used, has used, or wants to use, provided they give it all to her for free of course. There were very few sentences where she doesn't rattle off one product or designer or wish list.

The part that made me want to devote 20 minutes writing about her though was this line:

The pre-show went great, except the time the prompter went out and I was left with Jason Mraz and nothing to say! It only was a two-second pause, then we hit the interview full force! He was great and the interview went smoothly!

Ummm. Why on earth would you admit to the world you have nothing to say. I mean, with the exception of your slobbering fans which primarily consist of people who sit in front of their computers watching an endless loop of your "porno," most people have already guessed you really don't have much to say.

I can't believe E! went through the time and trouble to actually load up the prompter with questions for people she was interviewing. There was probably some poor PA scrambling somewhere to load in the Jason Mraz questions. I would have loved it if they had decided they didn't really care about their job and just filled the prompter with questions say, for John Mayer instead. Kim probably wouldn't know and would just blindly ask the questions anyway.

Why didn't E! just hire someone who would have taken the time to prepare for every possible interview and then the entire prompter scenario would have been unnecessary. I can bet you that Giuliana didn't require the services of a prompter. When our lovely guest blogger Adrianna Costa does her red carpet work she doesn't need a prompter. The only reason E! did this was so they could get some ratings. Lets see how good that decision is next time when the prompters don't work at all and the questions would be something like,

"And you are?"
"And you sing what?"
"Was that a hit?"
"Did you pay $20 to see me have sex with Ray-J or did you download it for free?"

Giuliana Rancic Is In Another World

I don't know if Giuliana Rancic formerly Giuliana Depandi and always a pain in the ass to type must be smoking something. If so, she needs to put it away now and go back to having sex with the Apprentice guy no one remembers who she married. According to the NY Post, Giuliana filed suit against her former agency William Morris because they put the interests of their other clients ahead of hers.

Wow. It is really hard to believe that an agency might be trying harder for their clients who earn $20M a film instead of the woman who does E! news and who no one would miss if she left. I mean, don't get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with Giuliana except her name, and then, only when typing, but if she was replaced tomorrow you would whine a couple of days and then be used to the new person. I can't believe she honestly thinks that the playing field in Hollywood is even. What has she been doing everyday at work for the past ten years. Does she think the people at E! care for her as much as they care for Ryan Seacrest? I don't think so, but she isn't suing them because she knows she would be out on her ass in a second and then she would be a nobody even faster than her husband. The next thing you know she would be co-hosting the morning wake up program in Fargo and telling everyone there that she used to be a big shot.

All this lawsuit is doing is making her look like a whiner. What she should have done is found some train wreck of a celebrity, gone to her bosses at E! and made a reality show. I mean I think it is pretty obvious at this point they will make a reality show about anyone. Instead, she lets Ryan get all the shows and money and she goes home to her husband who is asking if she managed to pass along his script to anyone that day.

She is suing them for all the money she has paid them in the past and for millions in damages. Considering she probably hasn't even paid them anywhere close to a million in commissions that seems like a stretch to me. If I were William Morris I would go ahead and return her $24.56 in commissions and be done with it.