Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Giuliana Rancic Is In Another World


I don't know if Giuliana Rancic formerly Giuliana Depandi and always a pain in the ass to type must be smoking something. If so, she needs to put it away now and go back to having sex with the Apprentice guy no one remembers who she married. According to the NY Post, Giuliana filed suit against her former agency William Morris because they put the interests of their other clients ahead of hers.

Wow. It is really hard to believe that an agency might be trying harder for their clients who earn $20M a film instead of the woman who does E! news and who no one would miss if she left. I mean, don't get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with Giuliana except her name, and then, only when typing, but if she was replaced tomorrow you would whine a couple of days and then be used to the new person. I can't believe she honestly thinks that the playing field in Hollywood is even. What has she been doing everyday at work for the past ten years. Does she think the people at E! care for her as much as they care for Ryan Seacrest? I don't think so, but she isn't suing them because she knows she would be out on her ass in a second and then she would be a nobody even faster than her husband. The next thing you know she would be co-hosting the morning wake up program in Fargo and telling everyone there that she used to be a big shot.

All this lawsuit is doing is making her look like a whiner. What she should have done is found some train wreck of a celebrity, gone to her bosses at E! and made a reality show. I mean I think it is pretty obvious at this point they will make a reality show about anyone. Instead, she lets Ryan get all the shows and money and she goes home to her husband who is asking if she managed to pass along his script to anyone that day.

She is suing them for all the money she has paid them in the past and for millions in damages. Considering she probably hasn't even paid them anywhere close to a million in commissions that seems like a stretch to me. If I were William Morris I would go ahead and return her $24.56 in commissions and be done with it.

10 comments:

jax said...

HAHA! love the labels..where is jeff goolily now??

selenakyle said...

Yeah, I wondered why he was inserted in there...

All hard names to pronounce and even harder to type!

I woulda stuck with Depandi, cuz Rancic just sounds like spoiled food to me.

Mother Campfire said...

I was curious about this too, curious as in: nobody cares, why is she making such a big deal out of this? Is she the BI about not paying her renovation bills perchance? Perhaps this is a way to get more funding?

Stretch, yes. I honestly have no idea why she would think her agents would care that much. She's a freaking TALK SHOW HOST. I mean, she televised her wedding. Sad.

califblondy said...

Donald Trump probably put her up to this.

Ayesha said...

If you think your agency isn't paying enough attention to you, and you're SUCH hot shit, the best way to punish them is to take your business elsewhere. Ha.

And wasn't Bill Rancic married when he was on "The Apprentice"?

Molly said...

No ayesha, unmarried until he married her.

sillyme said...

I cannot stand this woman. Ted C. refers to her as Traceless Turncoat, and someone once referred to her (before her stupidass name change) as Guiliana DeIlooklikeshit, which I found hysterical. I agree with Enty that absolutely no one would miss her if she were to be replaced by some other stupid, vain, anorectic, desperate, and competitive slut. Maria Menounos anyone? All those stupid women are interchangeable.

nunaurbiz said...

I can't stand the woman, either. I was stunned when I learned she had an undergraduate AND master's in journalism because she asks the MOST inane questions of people! She's a horrible interviewer and I used to excuse it for lack of education. Now I refer to it as the Giuliana School of DiPandering Journalism.

Meow!

Ms. said...

She's Tracy Turncoat? Thanks for the reveal. I'm gonna go back and read teh blinds.

shakey said...

Her wedding was televised? Where? Channel 10 basic cable in Chicago?

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