Maury Povich To The UK Stat - Or Dr. Rosen Rosen

Where is Maury Povich and a primetime special when you need it? The people in the UK really need to get their act together about the infinite possibilities of a DNA test and the television ratings they can bring.

If you will recall, last week I told you the story of the 13 year old kid who fathered a baby with his 15 year old girlfriend. The fact that the boy looks to be about 8 has something to do with the fascination of this story. Well, now things have got so much better. It seems as if two other teenage boys also had sex with the mother about the same time as Alfie and they also think they might be the father. One of the boys does look more like the child and so people are assuming he may in fact be the father.

Both of the other fathers-to-be each spent the night with the mother about 9-10 months ago and did so more than once. Alfie only had sex with her one time but was always presumed to be the father because no one knew about the other boys. I find that hard to believe considering that both of them said they often spent the night and did so on consecutive nights. Ummm. I know she is just living with her father, but he doesn't have a job so you would think he would pay more attention to what his 15 year old daughter was doing as well as the other five children of his living in the house.

Anyway, there is going to be a paternity test but no one has mentioned having it revealed on live television. Why? Everyone will get paid and the child will have money for the future and we all have a sick fascination with it. Don't feel sorry for them. They have all sold their stories anyway so it isn't like we are asking for something they didn't already do.

Now, I do feel sad for Alfie because he didn't know about the other two boys and so he is devastated that he might not be the dad. Alfie seems like a great kid so I would really like him to not be screwed over in all of this.

When Did Nick Carter Get So Smart?

I must have missed the memo where it said that Nick Carter got any type of degree beyond a G.E.D. Nick Carter said in an interview that he would never date Paris Hilton again because she couldn't put together enough words to form complete sentences and the only conversations she enjoyed were the ones where she was talking to herself.

Nick went on to say that he would be willing to date any celebrity and in fact would welcome dating anyone famous so people wouldn't forget about him or why he used to be a celebrity. His only requirement other than being famous is they must be intelligent. Now I have no idea how smart Nick Carter is, but I do know that he couldn't be that smart or he wouldn't have dated Paris Hilton.

Now the first question every girl should ask him is, "did you catch the herp?" So, not too smart. I do admire him for his blatant attempt at celebrity loving, and the press it will attract. Maybe he enjoyed when Kathy Griffin put him on her show and he got to be the more famous person in the couple. You know that doesn't happen much.

VH-1 will make a show about anything as they proved when they gave him one in the first place.
Why not give him a dating show where all the single women from all the episodes of the Surreal Life hit on him and further degrade themselves. Adrianne Curry can host the show, and Christopher Knight can be at her feet in his collar. It's hard to believe this post was about Paris and how she is box of rocks dumb. She could have a role though as the crazy next door neighbor who comes over and says "That's hot" whenever Nick has sex with one of the contestants or when Adrianne steps on Chris with her boot.