Tallulah Belle Willis Is A Guest Of Harper's Bazaar

I will say this for Harper's Bazaar. They have a great legal team and some wonderful PR people. Last week the NY Post reported that Tallulah Belle Willis had been given an internship at Harper's. Well that got everyone all in a panic. Why? Well it turns out that Tallulah is only 15 and so it would have violated labor laws. It is one thing to do a favor for Bruce and Demi and Ashton and entirely another to hear the words labor violation.

So, over the course of the next few days, the company found a loophole. Think of it as a permanent take your daughter to work kind of loophole. It turns out that Tallulah isn't an intern. No. Tallulah is a guest of Harper's. "Tallulah is a guest of Harper’s Bazaar, shadowing our editors for a couple of weeks.”

For a few weeks? How are we defining a few? I love this new program. There won't be any more child labor violations anywhere in the world. You know those 12 year old kids making your clothes in some foreign country. It isn't child labor. No. They are guests of the company. They just happen to be guests 12 hours a day 6 days a week. And as guests, they want to contribute to their hosts and the best way for them to do that is by sewing clothes for people.

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