Magazine Covers, Jessica and John in Australia and Britney Looking Good
Gwen Stefani in the new Harper's Bazaar. I love seeing Gwen this way as opposed to her Kid's Choice Awards look which just screams asexual to me.
Rose and Rosario in Rolling Stone.
John and Jessica continue their world tour in an attempt to prove to every country in the world that their relationship is real. Maybe they sing Tiny Dancer together on the tour bus.
Britney celebrating Jamie Lynn's birthday.
Gwen - Thanks for the new look. I was starting to get that you'd have the peroxide torpedo hair and garish red lips look when you are 70.
ReplyDeleteRose and Rosario - Great picture of two overrated crazy hollywood hos.
John - Looks like Frankenstein with his big head.
Jessica - Will turn up pregnant any day now in an effort to trap Frank.
Britney - Steals the show at her sister's birthday party by going braless in a sheer white blouse...spills food on her chest during dinner when it appears the novelty is wearing off and people start paying attention to her sister. Brit pulled the sheer lace dress/pink bra number at her mom's party and it worked then too.
GAWD the Roses are two of the ugliest girls ever!!! Not just Hollyweird.
ReplyDeleteBrit the hat with wig combo is old. I agree with above poster who said she's tired and everyone is going to start paying attention to Jamie Lynn. Breakdown #2 not too far away, for those bored of the post-rehab Brit :)
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AMAZING with all the photoshop & airbushing and that's the best the Rolling Stone Cover could look?!?!
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Britney should lose the wigs for sure and go with the peach fuzz. We all know she cut off her hair. She can't do anything about it now so just go with it. Natalie Portman did it a couple years ago when she shaved her hair off for a movie role. She looked cute and Britney could too!
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't you just title this "Links: The Tranny Edition"?
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone else think that John Mayer's expression looks like a guy doing hard time?
ReplyDeleteGwen looks good. I love her less makeup look.
ReplyDeleteThere was a pic of Brit where you could see the growth of her real hair underneath the wig (it was pulled back in a low ponytail or something, so you could see the hair on her neck). It looks just long enough to have a cute pixie style. I would love to see that on her.
Jess and John-who cares. Although the shot of John earlier this week on the beach with his shirt off did make me look at him in a whole different way for a split second. Matt McConaghey he's not, but I was surprised that he's more in shape than he looks.
Gwen Stefani's dress - wow! I wonder how she managed to snag a stage curtain from a 1972 Grateful Dead show? Ebay maybe....
ReplyDeleteJohn Mayer - sweetie, its time to think about maybe cutting a few layers in that afro.....
EL you are always pointing out fake celeb realtionships. Don't you think the Mayer/SImpson is a fake one?
ReplyDeleteKiki - The way I read EL's comment above the picture, he does not think it is real at all.
ReplyDeleteENT-PLEASE get to the bottom of the Jess/John "thing" if you can....it all just doesn't ring true!
ReplyDeleteRose I can understand after what she's done to her face, but calling Rosario ugly? Blasphemy! The lady is gorgeous.
ReplyDeleteJohn and Jess are probably really "dating". I think John considers her like an enjoyable amusement ride he will eventually get tired of riding. Jessica looks like she is really in love. Poor girl needs to find an average guy who is happy with one woman. She will find herself used over and over again by the celeb type guys who are only interested in hitting it.
ReplyDeleteA real, private romance, wouldn't be adverstised like this for the public. When Justin was dating Cameron, did we get as many pics of them together, in their 3yrs together, that we're getting of these two? NO!
ReplyDeleteMayer is really showing how much of a dick he really is by allowing himself to be caught up in this tragedy of whoredom at it's finest. It makes me think that he's no different than the the trick he's sleeping with. He "pretended" to be anti-Hollywood, yet he's being followed all over the place(willingly) all for the sake of her va-jay-jay? Dude, you hit it and run, you don't date, or marry this idiot! She'll wake up one day with an
Simpson is only of interest because she creates the faux interest in her by having her own paparazzi(Pimp Father) take her picture for every waking moment of her life.
Britters does look good. And all of the hags that posted that she's gonna breakdown again and is jealous of her sister are heartless.
ReplyDeleteENT - What's the deal with the divorce settlement between Brit $ Kfed? Some mags are saying he's going to get 50,000 a month in child support plus 13 million. Others are saying they have joint custody and he's only getting a mil plus half of the house.